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Most embarrassing thing you've been caught doing

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paulcroizet
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dont care if its a repost

Sep 4 2013 11:08AM
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JTTrembles
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Jacking off in a goats face
Sep 4 2013 11:09AM
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Olimar
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When you attempt to discretely take a picture of someone and the flash goes off... always makes for a nice awkward and embarrassing moment.
Sep 4 2013 11:47AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Cutting up a dead hooker
Sep 4 2013 11:48AM
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snowpocalypse
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Reply to this tread.
Sep 4 2013 11:48AM
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YourMomsCouch
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You are easily my favorite NS member
Sep 4 2013 4:41PM
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Relish_man
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yup, one of my friends with the nicest ass i'd ever seen was playing pool and bent over the table for a shot... I managed to get away with it quite well since my friends were participating and backed my story up, great victory
Sep 4 2013 4:56PM
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ForeverYung
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Ah fuck this is worst

Not me, but this kid I know got walked in on by his mom when he was jacking off, and bent over to cover his dick, and blew a load in his face hahahahaha
Sep 4 2013 5:25PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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one time in 8th grade I was forced to go to school with a sinus infection. The entire previous night my nasal cavities drained mucus into my stomach filling it with a slimy green pool of mayham. For breakfast I drank a rather large strawberry smoothie. I made it 30 minutes in class before the smoothie completely mixed with the drained mucus. The result was a puke that would leave anyone speechless. It had substance, it had distance and it had the worse smell you could ever imagine, a mix between warm semi digested strawberries and stomach bile from an 80 year old smoker. This deadly pink concoction flew out of my mouth and directly onto the back, back of the head and desk of the kid in front of me. He was literally covered in a pink coating of satins paint.

Class stopped in its tracks. It was dead silent. Everyone glared at me for roughly 15 seconds while I sat in my chair, not moving, looking at the mess in front of me. Then, after the awkward pause, I raised my hand and asked if I could go home.
I will never forget....
Sep 4 2013 5:34PM
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werd.
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Being walked in on by my sister, then making a stupid ass thread about it
Sep 4 2013 5:36PM
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first_rodeo
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some girl booted on my friend in our 4th grade class.
Sep 4 2013 5:38PM
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BLADEE
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Your sister caught you with another girl?!
Sep 4 2013 5:39PM
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Darth.Maul
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Masturbating to my parents sex tape
Sep 4 2013 5:40PM
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iFlip
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well done
Sep 4 2013 6:18PM
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hippy.
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skype sex nuff said
Sep 4 2013 7:52PM
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SFB
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when i got into a fistfight with keeanu reeves.
Sep 4 2013 7:55PM
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Mag
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When I was younger I got completely naked and painted myself blue with nail varnish - Like an alien.

I remember the dick pain, and I have a feeling somebody might have taken a photo, you have to bare in mind this was a lot younger though haha.
Sep 4 2013 7:58PM
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grapejuice3000+
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they walked in on me when i was crying to the moon to release me from her spell

nobody understands
Sep 4 2013 8:15PM
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Jeebus.
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Good thing you weren't caught when you were banging your sister, could've been a good contribution to this thread though.
Sep 4 2013 8:27PM
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Joebin
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Snowboarding...
Sep 4 2013 8:42PM
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alex=
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jesus christ i fucking love you
Sep 4 2013 9:03PM
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Malcolm
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I used to have a little razor scooter but those things are fucking awesome and not embarrassing at all
Sep 4 2013 9:14PM
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Mag
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Except when you hit them off your heel, the worst pain imaginable.
Sep 4 2013 9:16PM
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-WZ-
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Didnt she join in though?
Sep 4 2013 9:38PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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takin a shit in the tress and then patrol comes up next to me and asks me of im alright. weiiirddd
Sep 4 2013 10:24PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Stepping on a Lego
Sep 4 2013 10:44PM
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JTTrembles
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Jerking off whilst hanging from the ceiling fan.
Sep 5 2013 8:17AM
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speedin
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About 6 years ago, I got my wife a new digital camera from Xmas. We were dating at the time. Well, I thought it would be funny to take a picture of my junk, and leave it on the memory card inside the camera.
Every year we go to her parents house for Xmas eve fish dinner. (Italian tradition). After dinner, our nieces and nephews get to open their gifts from Santa.
Well, this year my wife thought it would be cute to bring the gifts we had gotten for each other over to her parents house on Xmas eve to open them. I had no idea that she brought the gifts until, I hear her say out loud...."ohhhhh it looks like Santa was good to me this year" I look up and she has the camera in the box showing everyone. At this point I am praying that she doesn't take it out of the box. I look over and she has it set aside on the table still in the box. Phhewww.....
About 20 or 30 minutes go by and all of a sudden I hear my sister in law scream "OHHH MY GOD"
I look up and she has the camera in her hand, and is now glaring at me.
Needless to say all my nieces and nephews, brother and sister in laws, all wanted to know why my sister in law just screamed "OHH MY GOD" at the top of her lungs.
Wasn't one of my finer moments in life.

Sep 5 2013 10:49AM
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PeppermillReno
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Taking a dump next to a hiking trail.
Sep 5 2013 10:50AM
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goodnoooo
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when i was in 10th grade, my boyfriend at the time asked me to send him a nude photo....I, being a dumb ass, agreed to it. my MMS messaging wouldnt send the photo so I decided to just email it instead. I got onto my computer and emailed it then went to bed.....my dad woke me up the next morning at 7 am and had me come downstairs. My parents were sitting on the couch waiting for me....turns out my dad got on my computer to check his email and my email was up and he snooped through it and found the naked photo......................worst day ever....i didnt see a computer for 6 months hahahah
Sep 5 2013 11:00AM
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hammerofjustice
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This happened to me as well.
Sep 5 2013 11:01AM
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Bucklay
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In kindergarten the bathroom was in the room and in was unisex so one day a girl was using the bathroom and the door opened some how and when she stood up to close it, in all it's beauty her little Bambi-knuckle was in the open. I being a little advanced for most of these kids, shouted out "vagina" well for some reason the teacher didn't enjoy hearing toddlers shout this obscene word. The principal was a Nun and having to explain that to her was, lets just say, weird.

Sorry if this story made you feel a little pedoish but yeah.
Nov 16 2014 6:07PM
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remove
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In high school I had the most audible shit of all time. Had a breakfast burrito that was a howler on the way out. It was so loud that it stopped 2 classes that were within earshot of the bathroom. When I got done and started walking back to class both of the rooms started clapping for me.
Nov 16 2014 6:12PM
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Last week I was snapchatting my taxes professor because she was basically yelling the lecture at us, (she gets really excited about taxes) and it looped back reeeeally loud stopping class momentarily. She asked me at the end of class what she could do to be more interesting.
Nov 16 2014 6:17PM
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Bateman
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Easily this girl on Tinder said she was a "veggie". Drunk me thought she was a vegetable. Like she couldn't move or anything. So i said something along the lines "Oh thahtasd brave of u 2 tel me ur a vegetable ovrb tiner"

Nah she was just a vegetarian.
Worst part is this was like.. 4 days ago.
Nov 16 2014 6:40PM
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Mr.noodle
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Got caught anally finger in myself at a family reunion




Oops
Nov 16 2014 6:49PM
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daannnnieel
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-fucking a bitch
-shes bent over a couch
-my mom walked in
-i yelled no
-??????
-profit
-mom bought me condoms
Nov 16 2014 7:40PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
pat_in_the_hatone time in 8th grade I was forced to go to school with a sinus infection. The entire previous night my nasal cavities drained mucus into my stomach filling it with a slimy green pool of mayham. For breakfast I drank a rather large strawberry smoothie. I made it 30 minutes in class before the smoothie completely mixed with the drained mucus. The result was a puke that would leave anyone speechless. It had substance, it had distance and it had the worse smell you could ever imagine, a mix between warm semi digested strawberries and stomach bile from an 80 year old smoker. This deadly pink concoction flew out of my mouth and directly onto the back, back of the head and desk of the kid in front of me. He was literally covered in a pink coating of satins paint.

Class stopped in its tracks. It was dead silent. Everyone glared at me for roughly 15 seconds while I sat in my chair, not moving, looking at the mess in front of me. Then, after the awkward pause, I raised my hand and asked if I could go home.
I will never forget....

Vibes for embarrassing school stories.

Once I passed out in psych and had to go home... Then the teacher used it as a learning oppertunity
Nov 17 2014 7:42AM
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270on420out
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Taking a dump in what I thought was a secluded area of the woods, only to turn around to a crowd of parkrats looking at me awkwardly 30ft. Away.
Nov 17 2014 7:44AM
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LSDTripGod
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about a year ago I was dating a girl just a little less than a year younger than me. She was adopted so her parents were very protective of her and they always seemed to sneak into the house without us knowing. There was one day that her mom decided to go and drop off her sister when we were hanging out so obviously we thought "oh now we can bang" so after a little while of very very loud creaking and moning we decided to go downstairs and watch some T.V and to our horror her dad (who was not very approving of me at the time) walked out of the basement with the biggest look of disapproval mixed with disappointment on his face. Long story short I had both her parents tell me personally that we couldn't have sex in the house. I have to say this was one of the most awkward experiences of my life. Not to mention I was 16 and she was 15 so it technically wasn't even legal.
Nov 17 2014 9:11AM
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OGHolliday
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I've been walked in on beating off 3 times in like the last month. twice by my roomate and unfortunately once by a hot girl I dont know very well. damn i need to start having more sex....
Nov 17 2014 9:18AM
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no_steeze
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I've been walked in on during sex by my girlfriend's mom. She was walking by the door to go to the bathroom and we hear "hi I'm home sorry sorry just gotta go to the bathroom" over loud creaking with the lights on and the door wide open. Wasn't embarrassing because she couldn't give less of a fuck but my girlfriend decided she needed to go out with a bra on and a towel around her waist to apologize and turns out her mom had friends over. Meanwhile I was on the floor naked wrapped in the comforter since I my first reaction was to roll right off the bed to avoid being seen
Nov 17 2014 9:59AM
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user16436837
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Thought I was smoking a joint and my mom walked in

was really sucking my own dick
Nov 17 2014 10:01AM
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Willskiforfree
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first_rodeosome girl booted on my friend in our 4th grade class.


Are you an English teacher
Nov 17 2014 10:23AM
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Huck_Norris
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KayngBayng-fucking a bitch
-shes bent over a couch
-my mom walked in
-i yelled no
-??????
-profit
-mom bought me condoms





Well to be fair if you knocked up your sister, it would reflect poorly on her as a parent. Better safe than sorry!
Nov 17 2014 10:32AM
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Bateman
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Huck_NorrisWell to be fair if you knocked up your sister, it would reflect poorly on her as a parent. Better safe than sorry!


The incest-jokes on here recently are fire
Nov 17 2014 10:48AM
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Anathema
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i remember getting out of the shower at my ex's place one day and she was looking at me like i was batshit crazy. i was like "Whats up?" and she asked "dude, do you honestly talk to yourself in the shower?" and i said, "yeah probably." and she was like "no really, i could hear you talking, loudly, for a straight 15 minutes, like you were on the phone or something."


buhhhhhh... it happens. sometimes shit gets on your mind and you just want it OUT.
Nov 17 2014 12:30PM
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ModMommy
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My roommate walked in on me changing one of my piercings, and proceed to give me a lecture on sexuality and how I don't need to modify my body for males. He was standing in the bathroom for about 5 min, asking shirtless me if I felt ashamed at all.
Nov 17 2014 12:51PM
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Willskiforfree
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ImmasMy roommate walked in on me changing one of my piercings, and proceed to give me a lecture on sexuality and how I don't need to modify my body for males. He was standing in the bathroom for about 5 min, asking shirtless me if I felt ashamed at all.


You're hot
Nov 17 2014 1:09PM
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theabortionator
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OP, just close your door, lock your door, or put a sign out front that says "Danger, masturbation in progress"

Better luck next time
Nov 17 2014 1:59PM
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nortslayer
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Mr.SlothCutting up a dead hooker


How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nov 17 2014 2:03PM
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