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Weirdest chairlift ride?

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Oilis
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What happened on your weirdest/most unusual chairlift ride?
Sep 4 2013 1:10AM
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henryeckert_
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ooo i got a good one, i was sitting next to a lady on the end of a chairlift once and my a few of my friends where on the other side of me, they had no clue that there was another lady there so of corse they start talking about hot girls and and BJs (dont ask), i was silence this just keeped getting more and more awkward, for me then about have way up the chair lift during a silence the lady leaned out and said loudly, "Theres nothin like a good Blow job!" as if this couldn't get any more awkward my friends just trying to hold back from surprise and laughing there heads off it was completely silent the rest of the ride.
Sep 4 2013 10:15AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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I rode up the lift with a gay guy (not being mean) and he decided it was a great time to tell me why going gay is the way to go. I took his advice
Sep 4 2013 10:45AM
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icculus.
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@fudgennuggets
Sep 4 2013 10:50AM
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BigScaryLarry
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13 years old and offered a waterbottle full of jager. i turned it down #drugsarebad
Sep 4 2013 11:01AM
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El_Barto.
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I was riding with who I thought was a ski school instructor. He asked me for tree fiddy for lunch. It was about that time I noticed this instructor was about 8 stories tall and a crustacian from the paleolithic era. I said damnit monster, get off my chair, i aint giving you no tree fiddy.
Sep 4 2013 11:41AM
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Laurent.
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Posted this in the other two/three exactly the same threads about this exact subject this year:


When I was seven I was in a ski class in France.
Me me and this girl from my class got on a 5 seater on either end with an older man in the middle. He
turned out to be some random pedo and tried to touch the girl the other side of the chair. She was resisting badly as he was trying to grope her.

Being seven, I had no fear and punched him in the nuts as hard as possible.
Then he of course tried to punch me but I wore a helmet so he mostly hurt himself.

Quickly thereafter we reached the end, he quickly skied away, but the instructor was in the chair behind me and yelled at the liftie. They both chased the guy, took him down and beat him senselessly.
Then the instructor joined with us again, checked if the girl was fine and we continued with our class.

As I looked back I saw more lifties rushing in from everywhere and beating the guy.
Never knew what happened to him, maybe they tossed him of the cliffs.

From then on I didn't trust old men in thight onepieces any more.
Sep 4 2013 12:13PM
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SassySloth
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I sat there and had no fun...
Sep 4 2013 12:37PM
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SFB
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there is already a thread for this.
Sep 4 2013 1:37PM
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Oilis
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Sorry guys I didn't see it :(
Sep 4 2013 2:21PM
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Petey.
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Was riding up with a few people from Mass (which automatically makes it a shitty chair ride) when suddenly, we saw a beautiful parliament of Meowls!

Very rare and only found in northern New Hampshire!

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Sep 4 2013 3:20PM
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a_burger
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In the spring a shitload of Europeans tend to vacation Sunday River. During one of these vacation weeks I was out night skiing and got on the chondola when a couple of Russians hopped in at the last second. As soon as the gondola left the station they pulled out a bottle of vodka (yay stereotypes)

They were already pretty shitfaced but by the time we got to the top they were fucking screaming at each other and opening/closing the windows every other second, was fucking weird.

Sep 4 2013 3:37PM
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GayWolf420
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Me and some friends saw a dude on a double chair with his girl knuckle deep in her ass. Very similar to Dingos thread only at the resort.
Sep 4 2013 3:52PM
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Swagking
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My crazy story... I rode up with a girl and she said hi to me (probs wants the D)
Sep 4 2013 4:06PM
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Dr.Dickless
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when I was like sixteen we used to convince older women (~24) that we were pros
probably could have got some if I could commit
Sep 4 2013 4:30PM
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werd.
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Me and 4 other friends get on a 6 person lift during one of our ski club night trips. I'm on the far left the other guy on the lift is on the far right and immediately pulls the bar down and it almost hits my knee so I go "Oh fucking sick dude..."

turns out it's my ski club advisor. Very awkward
Sep 4 2013 4:36PM
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CaptainObvious.
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This was the shittiest story I've ever read.
Sep 4 2013 4:37PM
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Amarino
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Rode the gondola up alone with three homosexual men who talked about their most embarrassing farts at work.
Sep 4 2013 7:04PM
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humpty
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Me and my friend were going up one morning and this guy started telling us how he loves going to church and he loves god and how hes been skiing for a while. he had ski blades, and sweatpants and it probly took him about 20 minutes to get down a blue square.
Sep 4 2013 7:27PM
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SFB
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i gaurantee that that guy is 1000x cooler then you will ever be.
Sep 4 2013 7:38PM
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SnowMiser
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I've had a 55 year old gaper in a jumpsuit offer me gummy bears
Sep 4 2013 7:48PM
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Peachbutt
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I remember reading this in another thread like this, definitely best story I've heard so far. Points to you for being a badass 7 year old
Sep 4 2013 8:50PM
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caderobinson
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When I was like 8 I was riding up the lift in the middle of two of the bigget gapers  ever. I mean they were talking about like halo or some shit when the kid on my left looks at me very seriously and says....



Do you have any pubes?
Sep 4 2013 8:57PM
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gouda
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What is wrong with Halo? I love Halo.
Sep 4 2013 9:08PM
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caderobinson
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Just making an example that they were complete gapers
Sep 4 2013 9:14PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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copy @ pasted from older thread.
Sep 4 2013 9:36PM
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-emile-
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psttt !

that's why he started with ''Posted this in the other two/three exactly the same threads about this exact subject this year''
Sep 4 2013 9:39PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Sep 4 2013 9:47PM
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humpty
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This made my day
Sep 4 2013 10:08PM
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caderobinson
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glad to hear it
Sep 4 2013 10:15PM
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sledghammersquad
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Once I rented a pair of skis that had a naked chick on it with hugee tits and ended up getting on the lift with a mom and her two little boys. When the mom finally noticed the knockers she gave me the weirdest look and told her sons not to look at my skis. eventually she got so fed up with those cute little nipples eyeing her down she gave me a lecture about how teenagers these days are bad and how her kids wont grow up to be like the rest of the teenage skiers... i don't even like who doesn't like boobs (.Y.)
Sep 4 2013 11:49PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Sep 5 2013 12:03AM
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jabroni.
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bro... you rent?
Sep 5 2013 12:05AM
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Scotty_Boy
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Me and my best bud made up the most horrid swear words ever. I'm going straight to hell just for that.
Sep 5 2013 12:30AM
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DaneKirk
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Sep 5 2013 12:40AM
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Bertrand
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Hopped onto a chair with this guy who was wearing a legit wolf pelt. It had teeth and everything, and wore the head as a hat, and the rest of the pelt as like, a cape. He was wearing a leather vest, and leather chaps. Rocking like, 220 straight skis from the 80's, neon pink, with some leather boots. He starts ranting about how skiing is going the wrong direction with powder skis and sidecut, it's too easy to ski now. Tells me that my boots are pieces of shit because they don't let my ankle move, which is clearly where all of the power in a turn comes from. Eldora has some strange people. After class skiing is always interesting there...
Sep 5 2013 1:24AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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I was pretty much dry humped as we got on to the lift and the guy was sitting WAY closer than he needed to be the rest of the ride up. as we got off he told me he's gay
Sep 5 2013 11:21AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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this is gold
Sep 5 2013 11:23AM
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DP*
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guy kept telling me how much he wanted beer then started singing about it
Sep 5 2013 12:31PM
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SFB
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also hes probably a better skier then you are considering you called it a blue square.
Sep 5 2013 7:22PM
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Ozgod
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I have two one time the chairlift stopped for like 30 minutes sitting their alone had to go pee so i just whipped it out started peeing sitting down very hard thing to do. and the other one was like when i was 8 i called my uncle fat on the chairlift who was sitting next to me and so a picks me off and hangs me off the chairlift for a good 30 seconds until i apoligized still sacred to sit next to on a chairlift.
Sep 5 2013 10:44PM
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TheDoughAbides
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My friends and I debated the status of a girl's virginity the entire way up once while unknowingly sitting next to two older women...

...better story that DOESN'T involve me: a friend of mine (who isn't a part of NS) apparently rode up a lift at copper with the Coolio and his son and ended skiing/blazing away the day with them...
Sep 6 2013 7:08AM
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yoooo_MATT
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When I was like 13 i was skiing solo and rode up with 3 drunk college kids. One of them called me a nigger and pretended to push me off the lift. scared me shitless
Sep 6 2013 5:43PM
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Mr.Huck
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I've posted this story once before, but it's worth posting again. It still makes me laugh.

Two Vail Instructors were interviewed by GQ Mag. They talked about how many of their private lesson clients they fucked, in enough detail that the women's husbands figured it out. The 2 guys were immediately fired, but the reputation of Vail Instructors was that we all slept with our students.

I was in high school about the time this article came out and was teaching kids on the weekends for spending cash. On the beginner hill you get used to hearing all kinds of things being yelled: WEDGE, STAND UP, SLOW DOWN, etc.

One fine spring day, I am riding up the lift with a female instructor, when we hear a male instructor yelling "SWALLOW, SWALLOW, SWALLOW"! The girl and I looked at each other, both thinking that one of our brother instructors is getting a BJ on the beginner hill. There it is; all the shit that people say abut Vail Instructors is true.

We later found out the the guy was an adaptive instructor skiing with a girl who had CP. While she was skiing she had to concentrate so hard that she lost tract of normal bodily functions. She was skiing down the beginner run with drool trailing behind her about 3 feet. He had to keep yelling swallow so she didn't drown herself.

The joke stuck though, and the new thing was to ski by one of your friends when they were talking to a class and scream SWALLOW, and leave then to try to explain it to their students.
Sep 6 2013 6:10PM
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shreddin_apples
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probably like 75% of these are bullshit or stretched from the truth
Sep 6 2013 10:41PM
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Pigeon.
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I had a conversation about the benefits of living with a  positive perspective of life due to the use of marijuana. He was like 60, and totally stoned. I let him use my eyedrops, and he firmly shook my hand and said "keep blazin' brother"
Sep 6 2013 10:50PM
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rylee.the.jedi
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Last year i was riding with a friend (who is extremely weird) and as we got on so did a girl. Well my friend being the creep that he is started to ask her if she had a boyfriend and if she likes big dicks. Well this girl was 12 and my friend was 15 and he proceeded to continue to menace this little girl by saying "hey im 15 your 12 we can make it happen. And then he proceeded to ask where she lived her email and her phone number (by this point the girl is just dead quiet because she totally scared). We get off and she gets off and as were toward the bottom on the catrack he sees her and yells something at her and he then realizes that she was with her dad. Ive never seen my friend ski faster in his life it was hilarious.
Sep 7 2013 12:39AM
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JTP300
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About 4 runs into a morning following a heavy night of drinking i got on the lift with a family of three. I always have a weak stomach in the morning but i guess i was really fucked that morning. Started puking my guts out like 5 towers up. Like fucking projectile vomiting down off the side of the lift. I apologized profusely but they literally just looked at me and said nothing the whole ride.
Sep 7 2013 1:05AM
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robotdna
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Shoulda aimed for the gapers below
Sep 7 2013 1:07AM
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AlexHall
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A gaper dropped something under the ski lift. He went to get it and when we were riding the chair up he yelled at us from below asking for directions to get back to the slope. We purposely pointed in the wrong direction and he started walking into the forest.
Sep 7 2013 2:26PM
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SFB
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you're a dick
Sep 7 2013 5:35PM
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