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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
my first pair of skis were 7 inches taller then me and old dynastars from 1970 :P
my boots were three sizes to big so i stuffed the front with napkins and wore three pairs of wool socks.
fell in love with the sport and for the next ENTIRE year saved my 5 buck allowence so i could get some better skis and boots at the local sale.

Sep 3 2013 6:08PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
One time i masturbated into my ski sock then put it on just to see how it felt.
Sep 3 2013 6:10PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
One time i was at spagett+s house and came home with a crusty sock
Sep 3 2013 6:28PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I bought a crusty sock from El_Barto on S/T, put it on and about 9 months later I grew a 6th toe. WTF/!?!?!/
Sep 3 2013 6:44PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,175
I buttered too hard and and my skis slipped out from me.
Sep 3 2013 6:47PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
bought some guys 6th toe on ebay and it was covered in spaghetti?? wtf?
Sep 3 2013 6:50PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
had my first pair of twins stolen from the hill. my own fault for leaving them outside unattended while i was in for lunch with my friends, but the worst part was that i separated them. put on ski against the lodge, another off in the ski rack. someone obviously scoped that shit out and jacked em.

i was so fucking pissed. even worse was explaining to my parents how my brand new skis of like 6 weeks were stolen since they were a present from them.

parents feeling disappointed in you like you didn't care about something just makes you sick.
Sep 3 2013 6:51PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
Ordered spaghetti at the olive garden and there was a toe in my dinner
Sep 3 2013 6:58PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Olive Garden Sausage and stuffed Rigatoeni Cream Sauce, has since been pulled from the menu. :-(
Sep 3 2013 7:34PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
Some guy gave me a banned meal from Olive Garden and I threw it up and gave it to a homeless man
Sep 3 2013 7:38PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
Some homeless man tried to sell me a severed and crusty toe!? Wtf?!?
Sep 3 2013 7:41PM
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
Yo some homeless man tried selling me a severed and crusty toe, but i bought it and put it in some woman's soup at wendy's!
Sep 3 2013 7:45PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Some retard wouldn't buy the only fucking toe i've ever had for sale
Sep 3 2013 7:45PM
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
I must have bought the toe from some other homeless man. Is your's still up for sale? I'm quite interested
Sep 3 2013 7:48PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
I was at wendy's with my mom, and there was a toe in her soup!!
Sep 3 2013 9:19PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
Some dude told me he spent four days meditating and then went and got soup at Wendy's. There was a toe in it, which he swears came straight from Jesus. I bought it but felt silly, so passed it along by putting it in the top of a soft serve icecream machine.
Sep 3 2013 9:22PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
i got soft serve ice cream and found a toe on top so i stole it. later i fed it to my dog
Sep 3 2013 9:25PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

i carried on my 06 invaders once

Sep 3 2013 9:29PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
i found a homeless dog with a soft serve cone in its mouth the other day
Sep 3 2013 10:33PM
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Freebird12
Posts: 114 - Karma: 295
i was walking and stepped in some dog poop that had a toe in it
Sep 3 2013 11:45PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
two years ago i bought sollie 2012's and it was a terrible decision because they are ugly as shit and are breaking and are pretty bad skis and i want to kill myself because its going to be another season on 2012's
Sep 3 2013 11:58PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
i'm missing a toe
Sep 4 2013 1:55AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
you can have my beat to shit suspects if you want
Sep 4 2013 10:48AM
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