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Funny things to do with traffic cones

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Jon_Taffer
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yoyo so i stole a traffic cone the other day and im wondering what funny things to do with traffic cones. ive already wore it on my head to partys and stuff but im looking for something unforgettable. im thinking shipping it to a random person
Sep 3 2013 4:33PM
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marsh.
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I have contacted the police, you have 24 hours to return the cone without facing any repercussions.
Sep 3 2013 4:34PM
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lineskier10
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you should sit on it and rotate
Sep 3 2013 4:35PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Have sexy time with it?
Sep 3 2013 4:39PM
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MASkier
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Direct traffic into the oncoming lane of a highway. Make a fake detour so the ambulance will get lost.
Sep 3 2013 4:40PM
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cultrara
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My friends and I have an on going joke where we pass a traffic cone back and forth. If you have it, you have to leave it in a funny spot for a different friend to find.

It started with just putting it on each other scars, but we have become more creative. I've put it in my friends bed and a few weeks later there was a bottle floating in my pond. I pulled out the bottle and there was a rope attached to it, which pulled up the cone from the bottom of the pond.
Sep 3 2013 4:41PM
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Wolffy
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classic!
Sep 3 2013 5:15PM
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Spinoza
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i lost
Sep 3 2013 5:16PM
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rockersteez
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You put it in a parking spot and be like HAHAHAHA THATS NOT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE THERE LOL


THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS


You paint township of yolo on it and put it back. THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS


so many funny things you could do
Sep 3 2013 5:18PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Sep 3 2013 5:19PM
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Jon_Taffer
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definitely this
Sep 3 2013 6:17PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Attach a ten-foot rope to it and then attach the other end of rope to your car. No one will ever tailgate you again.
Sep 3 2013 6:19PM
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werd.
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Beat the shit out of someone with it
Sep 3 2013 6:28PM
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blazer258
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this kid in my video class said he would drive and smash mailboxes with them and they would explode, i dont believe him but you could try and report back
Sep 3 2013 6:30PM
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Mr.Huck
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There's always traffic cone Patrick:

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... or you could pick a random intersection somewhere and use a bunch of cones to make your own traffic circle.
Sep 3 2013 6:37PM
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-emile-
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH OMG IM DIEING SOOOOO UNFORGETABLE HAHAH DO THIS ONE !!!
Sep 3 2013 6:38PM
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Jon_Taffer
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Hahaha just imagine getting a traffic cone in the mail
Sep 3 2013 6:43PM
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-emile-
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HAHAHHAHA DUDE TOTALLY , YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN CRAZIER ? WEARING IT ON YOUR HEAD AT HOUSE PARTIES HAHAHHAHAH
Sep 3 2013 7:25PM
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Jon_Taffer
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Sep 3 2013 7:27PM
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