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Crazy things you did as a kid

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YourMomsCouch
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What are some wild things you did as a kid? When I was 4, I was at daycare and this girl stole my purse, ran outside, and threw it over the pool fence, so that it actually landed in the pool. I then started to beat the shit out of her. She was okay, but she never fucked with my shit again. Also when I was around 3, when anyone put me in a crib for a timeout, I would just like keep repeating, "I'm gonna kill somebody!" because I was so angry. I also remember that it was some kids birthday, so we had pizza for lunch. I pushed the birthday girl off of a stool to because I wanted to sit at the counter. So yeah, theres a few of my stories.
Sep 2 2013 10:19AM
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theBearJew
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When I was in the third grade, I thought I was gay cause I could draw and kept my room straight.
Sep 2 2013 10:20AM
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TechnoPotamus
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when I was 17, my friend threw a party for me at his house.

Except, he and his family had completely moved out of the house 2 days earlier....but he never gave up his copy of the key, and the new family hadn't changed the locks yet.

So we had a house party with about 40 people, in an empty house, that no longer belonged to my friend...and somehow nobody noticed or called the cops. That was pretty effing stupid in hindsight, but I suppose it was a bit crazy.
Sep 2 2013 10:25AM
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cultrara
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When I was growing up in Philly I used to play basket ball a lot behind my school. Some dick started a fight and I put that gaper in his place. My mom got freaked out that I beat a kid up so she sent me to live with my aunt and uncle. I took a cab there and when I stepped out I looked at my kingdom I was finally there... to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

Sep 2 2013 10:26AM
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GayWolf420
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lol me and my friend met up with some kids who were trying to do that. Only they didn't have a key. So they just wanted to stand in a garage and drink. With no furniture, music or anything. It is beyond me how some of these kids I know don't get drinking tickets or anything. They do some fucking stupid shit.
Sep 2 2013 10:33AM
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TechnoPotamus
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we would have been so fucked if we got caught, but being young and stupid, it seemed like a fantastic idea at the time.

the rules were that nobody could turn on any lights in the house except in the basement, and nobody entered or left the house except for the back door.

we brought in speakers and booze and tables and the whole nine yards and went bananas. that house had to have smelled like beer the next day so bad. it was a lot of fun i'll be honest
Sep 2 2013 10:36AM
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edai
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When I was like 3 I walked to the park across thr street from my house naked and my handicapped neighbor brought me home in her wheelchair.
Sep 2 2013 10:40AM
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Chupacabraj
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When I was a kid i used to get into all kinds of crazy shenanigans, like this one time i was chasing these cats and found a wire, then proceeded to stab my own eye out. Oh boy those were the days. True story
Sep 2 2013 10:43AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Back in my middle school days me and my friends used to start fires everywhere and but fireworks in mailboxes. Bad ideas looking back on it.
Sep 2 2013 10:45AM
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Spagett+
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My friends and I spent a good 6 months making flame throwers out of sunscreen and wd-40. We lit like 4 flower beds of fire.
Sep 2 2013 11:07AM
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Titus69
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me and my friends used gasoline in his driveway at 2am making random shit then thought itd be a good idea to have a bottle pouring gas out of the back of an R/C car that was cool until the truck caught fire and we had to use flour to put it out....pretty fucking cool until my friends dad saw his driveway with gas trails and flour caked all over the place

me and my other friend use to think it would be smart to jump off a cliff in yard when we were probably 6 or 7 its around 10ft tall we both have shit knees now
Sep 2 2013 11:43AM
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marsh.
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Nobody else caught this?
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Sep 2 2013 12:03PM
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Miomo
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I wouldn't say this is crazy by any means, but when I was turning 5 I protested my own birthday because I didn't want to be older.
Sep 2 2013 12:48PM
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marsh.
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Can't see up votes on mobile..
Sep 2 2013 12:57PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Sep 2 2013 2:12PM
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Mag
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I think we should talk about OP clearly being a psychopath.
Sep 2 2013 2:29PM
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hippy.
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When I was 6 I threw a rock at a cop car and they had to replace the front quarter panel on the cruiser...recently I got arrested too so payback is a bitch...
Sep 2 2013 2:31PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Sep 2 2013 2:40PM
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SFB
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when i was 10 my dickweed neighbor wouldnt stop shooting me with his brand new super cool supersoaker 5000 or whatever. so when he went in for lunch i stole it and smashed it under a rock and left it on his doorstep. my other neighbor got blamed and he never found out.
Sep 2 2013 2:42PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i don't remember how old i was, but I remember getting in trouble for sitting on the side of the road in front of my house, eating cherries, and throwing the seeds/pits at the neighbor's big conversion van that was parked directly across the street. i ate like the whole bag of cherries and plastered the side of this vehicle with seeds. total dick move.
Sep 2 2013 2:49PM
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Lachie.
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when I was around 2 or 3 years old, my bedroom door opened into the bedroom and I would sleep infront of it so that my parents couldn't open it, to get into my room my dad would have to climb through my window to move me out of the way
Sep 2 2013 3:03PM
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nacho.steez
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My parents went skiing and they left me in the daycare. I got so mad that i kept banging on the doors but they were locked and some of the workers there had to drag me away and forced me to go play with the little kids. My brother even got doughnuts without me while I was stuck in this shithole filled with 20 drooling kids while my parents enjoyed the fresh powder that just dawned the mountain. It didnt help that I was 17 and I worked there
Sep 2 2013 3:22PM
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humpty
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Same here, untill we lit his hay field on fire, that was the end of that
Sep 2 2013 4:14PM
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theTRIBE101
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once I ran with scissors
Sep 2 2013 4:21PM
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lineskier10
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first one is probably throwing a paintball at a bus with my neighbors lacrosse stick and i had never played lacrosse or anything but somehow i managed to hit the bus while it was moving at 20 mph from like 40 feet away and the paintball splattered on the back of the bus, somehow the bus driver saw me throwing shit and got out and yelled at me then told my mom who was outside and next door; also making roadblocks with snowballs across some roads and seeing this indian dude in a civic or some shit try to blast through it at 20 mph and his front en shot like 4 feet up in the air and he busted through it but it couldnt have been good for his car seeing as there were pretty solid 2 foot high snowballs stacked across the road, didnt get caught for that one though
Sep 2 2013 4:36PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2893 - Karma: 34,294
I use to go door to door to sell all those shitty school stuff like candy and shit. Looking back at that now, that was some sketching, going up to a strangers house "hi minster would you like some candy?" If I ever have kids they are not doing that.
Sep 2 2013 4:46PM
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Peter.
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i used to watch pokemon
Sep 2 2013 5:01PM
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GayWolf420
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I must've been about 3 or 4. I used to go to this daycare thing because my parents were busy working trying to raise me and my two sisters. Anyways, I was building this sweet tower of blocks or something when this fucking dickcheese comes over and tears it down. I'm fucking livid at this point so I proceeded to do what I thought was necessary. Took my jaw and teeth and latched onto that fuckers arm. I got pretty much kicked out of that preschool and had to go across town to another preschool. Turns out the kid was black and they thought I was some racist little shit or something.
Sep 2 2013 6:14PM
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MothaHucker
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I was the master at throwing/launching things towards people and vehicles.
My stupid friends and I used to throw pinecones and rotten apples at cars that passed by. And once I launched an arrow from the bow that I had and it soared out of my yard, over the street, into the neighbors yard, and landed directly next to their window. Thank god they didnt see that...
Sep 2 2013 6:28PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1934 - Karma: 10,023
On the first day of kindergarten I was playing with Bionicles on the bus and this one kid looks over the seat and yells out bionicles are gay. I punched square in the nose and broke it. He cried for the whole bus ride to school then I got in trouble
Sep 2 2013 9:13PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
In middle school I always sat at the back of the bus and near Halloween I stuck 3 or 4 firecrackers in a banana and lit them. I waited a bit so it would blow up in mid air when I threw it. Got in a lot of trouble for that one.

Sep 2 2013 9:25PM
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Wheaty214
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When I was a freshman my friends and I would always go to this spot we called "The Perch" because it overlooked one of the main roads in our neighborhood. We would throw shit at cars that were driving by all the time, one time I took one of those plexi-glass poles that are used to mark things and threw it at a truck, it bounced perfectly and hit the truck's front bumper. It was loud as fuck and we booked it because he slammed on his breaks. Looking back on it I was a total fuck boy of a kid. If someone did that to my car I would get the fuck out and chase them.
Sep 2 2013 9:39PM
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Deluge
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Back in middle school we would always sit at the back of the bus and we had the great idea to pop an axe can and roll it down the isle like a smoke grenade. We popped it with a pen and threw it down the idle and the bus instantly filled with the axe gas. the bus driver had to slam on the brakes and get everyone out of the bus on a busy road. and one kid with athsma had to go to the hospital hahahaha good times
Sep 2 2013 9:49PM
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flyingsqirrel3
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In second grade i would entertain myself at recess by throwing rocks, walnuts, etc. at cars that drove by my school
Sep 2 2013 9:55PM
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Wheaty214
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When I was in 4th grade I hung out with the hard core badass 5th graders who had to sit in the front of the bus because they always did stupid shit, one day they got the idea that we should all spit out the windows. We thought it was the coolest thing ever because it flew back super fast. Some of the kids in the back of the bus had the windows open too. One of the times after I spit, I heard in the back yell "Who just spit on me?!" And to this day I am convinced that my spit went outside the bus then back in and hit someone. I was super proud of myself for that.
Sep 2 2013 10:00PM
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JeremyClarkson
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When I was about ten me and my friends would stand on top of a hill and throw waterballons at passing cars. One time I nailed this dude in a convertible. He slams on his brakes and soaking wet he chases us about a mile across town until we give up trying to lose him. He just started screaming about what stupid kids we were and how he could have crashed.

Sep 2 2013 10:04PM
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whoa-dere
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i sneaked snow onto the schoolbus in middle school and i would throw it at cars going the other way
Sep 2 2013 10:11PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Sep 2 2013 10:23PM
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skiP.E.I.
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I was to young at the time to remember this, but my mom tells me I escaped the house undetected and ran around the neighbourhood naked.
Sep 2 2013 10:25PM
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~bagelz~
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when i was 4 i was in ski lessons and first lift of the day my boot felt loose so i bent over to tighten it and i fell about 30ft to hard snow. i only rememnber white while falling so i must of passed out cuz i didnt even get a bruise. that was the first day i'd ever worn a helmet
Sep 2 2013 11:44PM
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