Maiden AKs in park

My Maiden AKs are yummy...
AK BC SESH

jib_this likes fat chicks!!!!!!!

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'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america

^that's right everyone, I like fat chicks!

Oh wait, you know nothing about me, or the girls I've dated and/or slept with. So basically, you're just talking shit without knowing what's up, again.

If you wanna get Made'n AKs, get them. They're a great ski, and yes, they'll work on groomed/hard conditions. They've got the sidecut to do it. Make sure to mount them forward, or they might not be as much to ski in the conditions you're likely to encounter in any skiing you do other than your four trips out west a year. Note that they'll be slower edge to edge, so you might wanna make up for that by using a binding with more of a riser if you plan on skiing the AK on a lot of groomed.

All that being said, it might not be the best ski choice for you. But it is a good ski, so you can't really go wrong. Disclaimer: none of this applies if you can't ride a 179 or 189, because the Made'n AK doesn't come in any other sizes.

Now, stop polluting newschoolers.com with your pointless drivel. Get the fuck off this skiing community and don't ever come back, you dirty fucking redneck. And make sure I don't EVER run across you at any ski resort, anywhere.







'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.' Crystalneedsa... 'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard' Midwest_rep 'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.

Fuck powder straps, I'd rather look cool and search around my giant bomb hole for my skis-'let's take a moment to laugh at everyone on the east coast because we ski Whistler'-Trevorwoulddoit AKA Da

...and then there was an awkward silence...







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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

haha

atlantaski, having spent a winter in jackson ski bummin i can say that there are a few things that i've learned that you probably don't know...

when you ski every single day you start to seperate yourself from those that do not. fuck, i can't remember what we used to call tourists but it was something pretty condescending. in any case there are many types of people that come out to resorts...and we have a tendency to resent them all. they fuck up our snow, fall in the middle of our lines and constantly fuck up when loading the chair, causing us to wait as we watch others mach on our pow. there are gapers, ego drivin mid life crisis dads, one piece pocket rocket sking grandmas (nothin against the rockets), sideslippers on the alta chutes and obnoxious long islanders that complain how the trails aren't as good as vail. but you atlantaski are the worst of all the tourists that we hate, you are the kid that comes from flatland, with the skis that we talk about on the lift and in the bar, the ones that we drool over and if we're lucky, we get to demo them from our shop. we see you, the shitty kid from atlanta that sucks balls and couldn't hold a line if your life depended on it. the kid with the maidens who has absolutely no idea what the hell he is doing. he thinks he fits in, but he absolutely no fucking clue how insanely stupid he looks. as he stops between moguls to catch his breath, chairlift after chairlift goes over him with skier after skier talking dirty and legitimate smack about him. you are the kid that everyone makes fun of...and yet you do not know.

so next time you make one of your trips, know that you will stand out like a sore thumb with your lift ticket and overcompensating skis. when you think you are tight, know that you are in fact very not.




'skinny dipping sesh, later.' - laguna beach.