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The American media is rated F for fucked in the head

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DanielPlainview
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so basically the past couple days the only thing on the news has been about the situation in syria and its starting to piss me off. I realize there is a serious situation there but Fox News, CNN, NBC are intentionally trying to scare us. A few of my friends spent all day yesterday preparing for the end of the world. You know what they did? They went out and spent hundreds of dollars on ammo, food, water, gasoline etc. They did all of this because the American media scared them so much that they thought the only thing to do was spend money. the only thing that sells better than sex is fear and a lot of my fellow Americans let the media warp their sense of reality and its pretty damn sad.
Aug 31 2013 1:59PM
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Turkelton
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ok. time for bed now. shhh. only dreams
Aug 31 2013 2:02PM
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hindu2
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Your scared, so they're winning.
Aug 31 2013 2:07PM
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MNS
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OP's friends aren't too bright
Aug 31 2013 2:07PM
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Bombogenesis
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OPs Friends IQs Test Lower Than 42



-Non Ski Gabber, Newschoolers



St.joseph of Newschoolers reported today that his friends have IQs lower than 42. Officials recommend that they get their Vas Deferens cut so that they do not reproduce.


-Bombogenesis
special to the Associated Press
Aug 31 2013 2:08PM
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DanielPlainview
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actually the opposite. Im as cool as a cucumber. btw *you're**
Aug 31 2013 2:10PM
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DanielPlainview
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no...... no they arent.....
Aug 31 2013 2:11PM
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theBearJew
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this thread sucks.
Aug 31 2013 2:18PM
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hindu2
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Don't correct my grammatical errors, this is the internet. I have seniority you Gerenuk licker, bitch fucker.
Aug 31 2013 2:21PM
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CheddarJack
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you can say that again.
Aug 31 2013 2:22PM
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K-Dot.
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This thread sucks.
Aug 31 2013 2:25PM
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Bogs
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obvious troll is obvious
Aug 31 2013 2:30PM
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CashmereCat
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This thread is bad and you should feel bad.
Aug 31 2013 2:32PM
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JAHpow
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It's quite clear that they are.
Aug 31 2013 2:44PM
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first_rodeo
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//America

Aug 31 2013 2:53PM
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SFB
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Aug 31 2013 2:57PM
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the_armidilo
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http://theoatmeal.com/comics/syria

This basicly describes the reaction to the syria crysis.
Aug 31 2013 3:38PM
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GuacamoleMane
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hahaha blaming the media for your friends stupidity. "The T.V. made me do it!"
Aug 31 2013 3:46PM
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werd.
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lost
Aug 31 2013 4:01PM
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danderson.
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I see what OP is trying to say. While his friends are moronic, the fear mongering of the American media is very real. inb4 "It's a conspiracy"
Aug 31 2013 4:01PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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Yeah I get what you're trying to say OP. Watch "Bowling For Columbine", it actually compares violence and the news and how they are related. I stopped watching CNN after some jackass reporter said the boston bomber did what he did because of "Rap music, skateboards, and marijuana". It's ridiculous how far off the news is these days.
Aug 31 2013 4:08PM
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Utard
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Watch Democracy Now
Aug 31 2013 4:59PM
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987321654hgfd
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Fucking Piers Morgan.
Aug 31 2013 6:53PM
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daannnnieel
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you, and your friends are all dumb.
Aug 31 2013 6:57PM
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DanielPlainview
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fyi i never said my friends are smart
Aug 31 2013 7:50PM
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DrewPeacock
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lol k

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Aug 31 2013 8:11PM
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Brule.
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No tears.

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Aug 31 2013 8:26PM
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Bogs
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If this really isn't a troll (which i'm still 98.6% certain it is), then apparently you aren't either. Did it ever occur to you that the problem here lies more with your dumbass fucking friends than with the media?
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