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How to make friends at a mountain.

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Nicholasss
Posts: 119 - Karma: 671
My brother is going to university next year and it will leave me with no one to ski with. All the people in my grade are just gaper holiday warriors. How do i meet people at the mountains?
12 years ago
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
Don't be a shy fuck
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,472
Here's what I do (serious post)

MR. SLOTHS GUIDE TO MAKING FRIENDS

First, post horrible, homoerotic content all over NS

Find good skiers on the mountain.

Ask them if they're on NS

IF NO: Act like a normal, social human being. They will probably enjoy your company.

IF YES: Ask their name. They will probably play it off, because they probably don't post much and lurk a lot.

Tell them your name (IE I'm Mr. Sloth)

They slowly connect your name to the homosexually charged posts that made their privates tingle.

They recoil in fear and become your friend, because they no that anything else would result in violent post-mortem rape
12 years ago
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

1. Bring good vibes-- encourage people, cheer, pole clap

2. marijuana is social lube

3. ski with a beer

4. theres a difference between throwing down and showing people up

5.  look steezy when cruising,    

6.  join up with girls or chill people in the lift line

7. don't have music blasting so you can hear people when they make small talk

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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7989 - Karma: 23,376
Go skiing all the time. Other regulars will start to recognize you. Talk to people on the lift, etc. Ask questions, show an interest in other's skiing.
12 years ago
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
Just be a regular at the resort and then you should be fine.
12 years ago
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
Show people your genitals on the lift
12 years ago
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

inb4 

awkward lift experience story repost from those threads

12 years ago
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
DON"T BE SHY!!!!!!!

Always talk to people in the lodge, on the lift, and be nice about it!
You don't wanna be known as that dick with no friends.
12 years ago
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joe_dirt
Posts: 372 - Karma: 2,405
just stand in the landing of the jump someones bound to talk to you

12 years ago
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,696
12 years ago
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
^ So I shouldn't throw fluff at them and beat them up to be friends with them then?
12 years ago
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s-hand
Posts: 1334 - Karma: 1,800
just ask people if they would mind you riding with them.  it has always worked for me.  just act nice and dont be a dick or annoying
12 years ago
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,595
I fucking love lapping alone
12 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3165 - Karma: 18,897
Me too.







(i also have no friends)



12 years ago
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,088
Act like a gentleman and a scholar, always works for me.
12 years ago
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
lapping alone is always good
12 years ago
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PizzaKid
Posts: 297 - Karma: 309
It has been said before but just ski a lot and you will start to recognize people and they will recognize you, then just don't be shy and do some small talk and eventually some will become good friends
12 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,792
Everytime he posts, it always ends up being you that calls him out hahaha
12 years ago
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
This thread has such positive vibes
12 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15099 - Karma: 9,348
Two words: golden sprinklers
12 years ago
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fredyferl
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 14,995
I've met the coolest people I know on the hill, it's easier than at school for sure since you already have a common interest. Be chill and you'll meet chill people, and let the skiing do the talking. If you're a douch and claim you'll either have no friends or be friends with the wack/poser kids.
12 years ago
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,137
Mark your territory from the lift by peeing on people below. Whoever claims the most gapers, wins.
12 years ago
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YoungJ
Posts: 447 - Karma: 883
Cant believe no ones said it. OP has no friends
12 years ago
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,027
the mountain is a wicked easy place to make friends. usually all it takes is a "yo, nice 4 out" (a genuine compliment) and the conversation is started.
12 years ago
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jimmydar
Posts: 852 - Karma: 1,628
some pretty solid advice
12 years ago
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GeorgiaJibber
Posts: 1609 - Karma: 1,355
Just be open and start by making small talk, when those people realize you aren't a gaper they are more likely than not willing to ski with you
12 years ago
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
where do you ski
12 years ago
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Nicholasss
Posts: 119 - Karma: 671
yeah i have no one at my mountain that can even 270 out

12 years ago
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
yeah this exactly. Thats how I ended up skiing with BMOS reed lewis for a day. People are all there for the same reason, so everyone has something in common.
12 years ago
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Scotty_Boy
Posts: 777 - Karma: 1,449
And neither do you
12 years ago
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steezyjibber
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well i mean i just gave the 450 out as an example. tell someone they have dope skis or goggles, they did a nice butter, idk, anything haha
12 years ago
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Crispy.
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Claim
12 years ago
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,027
truth
12 years ago
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coreyroy
Posts: 144 - Karma: 180
honestly if youre social (not obnoxious) and there to progress/enjoy yourself then regardless to your skill most people will be down to ride with you AS LONG as you dont look like a gaper
12 years ago
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jsnow
Posts: 864 - Karma: 6,927
Be like this guy, he has a ton of friends.

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12 years ago
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first_rodeo
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12 years ago
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,903
just ski over all the lips up to the rails. people like it when you do that
12 years ago
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bigskier1010
Posts: 126 - Karma: 187
^ exactly this ! Company is always good! Hold your own, keep up and be friendly . Fellow riders always welcome me when I'm out at new mountains alone .
12 years ago
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J_MAC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 127
SMOKE WEED. works everybtime
12 years ago
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joe_dirt
Posts: 372 - Karma: 2,405
choose one

newschoolers or friends pick one you cant have both
12 years ago
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Dont be too shy to talk to girls! We actually like it when guys come over and start small talk.
12 years ago
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Shuksan
Posts: 104 - Karma: 237
Don't worry bro, I'll come back and shred with ya!
12 years ago
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,137
Black?
12 years ago
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lil_z.ee
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Word
12 years ago
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Kid.Kelley
Posts: 565 - Karma: 181
That's the game actually. (A rapper) just thought I would point that out
12 years ago
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
Eat somebodies babiez and be a swagmaster
12 years ago
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
Get a little pocket speaker. It will usually grab attention and could break down some socially awkward boundaries you have between yourself and the other park skiiers.
12 years ago
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walkerkelly
Posts: 19 - Karma: 20
Ski up to the biggest skier at your mountain, beat the shit out of him and then violate him in front of everyone to establish dominance. Then you'll have friends for sure
12 years ago
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