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How do i get girls?

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andycorndog
Posts: 46 - Karma: 417
how do i get the ladys to show me their boobs.
already tried lifting weights and chloroform.
Aug 30 2013 11:10PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
whip your dick out.
Aug 30 2013 11:11PM
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
Chloroform?

You're pretty much screwed then.
Aug 30 2013 11:12PM
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ttave514
Posts: 257 - Karma: 1,662
Just act like jim carey
Aug 30 2013 11:18PM
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DaffyDaDak
Posts: 864 - Karma: 433
What is girls
Aug 30 2013 11:19PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Christianmingle.com
Aug 30 2013 11:25PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
thats where i met my wife patty.
Aug 30 2013 11:27PM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
irrlevant. OP is looking for the ladies with BOOBS
Aug 30 2013 11:29PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
cmon andy at least put some effort into trolling or whatever it is you call these threads
Aug 30 2013 11:30PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
I recently converted to Jdate, the girls are way easier to bang.
Aug 30 2013 11:57PM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 456 - Karma: 579
Pee in her butt and then shell show you her boobs
Aug 31 2013 5:31PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Shit on the coats
Aug 31 2013 5:36PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Just live on your lonesome, ya dingus! Only hunks get the ladies


Aug 31 2013 5:53PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
smoke her up
Aug 31 2013 5:58PM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,110
First you have to stop making threads, then sign off NS.
Aug 31 2013 6:04PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
With your flesh pipe
Aug 31 2013 6:21PM
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KennyD
Posts: 264 - Karma: 537
nothing beats old school SNL
Aug 31 2013 6:39PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
This worked for me.
Aug 31 2013 7:02PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,962
money
Aug 31 2013 7:05PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Slap them in the face with your d-piece.
Aug 31 2013 7:32PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
read bang and day bang by roosh v

its actually a lot easier than you think
Aug 31 2013 7:37PM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
tequila
Aug 31 2013 8:32PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Tell them you're gay.
Works every time.
Aug 31 2013 8:36PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
SPIT FAT FUCKIN GAME AND BE A DICK. Only to the bitches though, no one likes a homie who's a dick.
Aug 31 2013 8:51PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
every time?
Aug 31 2013 8:56PM
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Nicholasss
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Aug 31 2013 11:38PM
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andycorndog
Posts: 46 - Karma: 417
oh i am ugly
Sep 11 2013 12:07PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,187
Walk up to girls and smell their hair.
Sep 11 2013 12:08PM
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rockersteez
Posts: 593 - Karma: 1,199
Act like you aren't interested. Remember homeward bound? Sassy gets food by pretending she doesn't want it.


I'm social but I make absolutely no efforts to fuck girls and it makes them crazy and then they try to rape me.


Try that
Sep 11 2013 12:22PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
.
Sep 11 2013 1:53PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

Kenny Powers:  A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any

woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's

actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in

the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.


Sep 11 2013 1:58PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
Max non lethal doses of chloroform
Sep 18 2013 9:04PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Use the force
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Sep 18 2013 9:05PM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
ASK ELGATO
Sep 18 2013 9:30PM
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GIF
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Sep 18 2013 10:56PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
Bitches aint shit
Sep 18 2013 10:57PM
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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 1,433
believe it or not but if you use your own urine as a body deodorant the pheromones in your urine will attract women.
Sep 18 2013 11:38PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
be confident
Sep 18 2013 11:47PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Sep 18 2013 11:52PM
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SnorkBoard
Posts: 311 - Karma: 821
I never got this, all the times I nut up and actually say "hi" or "hows it going" to a cute girl on the bus or in a class the response is always "Good." and in their head there probably going "get away from me you fucking creep"

Honestly the only girls I've been with are ones I met through mutual friends and usually had known for a long time.
Sep 19 2013 12:09AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
actually there were thinking "omgomgomg that guy said hi"
Sep 19 2013 12:48AM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
blow and alcohol...or so i hear
Sep 19 2013 12:59AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
maybe you're attracted to bitchy girls.
Sep 19 2013 1:42AM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Guilty
Sep 19 2013 2:37AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
If you're thinking they're thinking you're a creep, you're obviously not confident that's the problen
Sep 19 2013 7:42AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Thereeees your sign
Sep 19 2013 8:02AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Worst advice ever. See what happens when you are over confident. This is what happens.
Sep 19 2013 9:07AM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
Just do what I do - wear tight jeans and put a cucumber in your pants.
Sep 19 2013 10:46AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
that's why you don't be over confident...and you be "confident".


OP if you want real advice, ask your mom.
Sep 19 2013 3:50PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
just be full of awesome and be interesting.
Sep 19 2013 3:53PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
You are very insensitive saying that. OP has two daddies.
Sep 19 2013 4:07PM
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