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Kooky_Lukey
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So, for my Lifespan 101 class we have to nurture a virtual baby from birth to 18 and the fun part is we get to name it, and my brain is not nearly as creative as some of the ones on NS so i would like to hear some names.

No, in case you were wondering its not a baby doll, just all on the computer. I just have to make the "life choices" that a parent would have to make.

If you want i will keep you updated on its condition because apparently half the virtual babies end up with down syndrome or is the child that starts fights at school all the time.
Aug 29 2013 8:42PM
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marsh.
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Lafawnduh
Aug 29 2013 8:51PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i miss the days when kids only had to carry eggs around
Aug 29 2013 8:54PM
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
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Aug 29 2013 8:55PM
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-emile-
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miraslov
Aug 29 2013 8:56PM
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Petey.
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Frank
Aug 29 2013 8:57PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Morphius
Vladimir
Darquan
Trayvon Zimmermann
George Martin
Regis

Aug 29 2013 8:57PM
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broto
Posts: 9040 - Karma: 25,665
if it's a boy name is jasperella
Aug 29 2013 8:59PM
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.AR6rider.
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Brooswilluz
Aug 29 2013 9:00PM
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Wulfty
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shithead (pronounced shi-theed)
Aug 29 2013 9:02PM
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Benson.
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My friend's dad had a cat in college named shithead. Name it that.
Aug 29 2013 9:03PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
I'll say it once and I'll say it again
Xenon
Trajinus
Zerg
Kleborp
Picklecopter
Zenith
B'Jall
Clint
Ackdool
Rackchuund
Chad
Aug 29 2013 9:04PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Name him tom walish
Aug 29 2013 9:04PM
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broto
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gabe ootsex
Aug 29 2013 9:04PM
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JAHpow
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Hobo Cumsock
Aug 29 2013 9:06PM
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jpastor
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tanner wallnuts
Aug 29 2013 9:25PM
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Chubz.
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Pat Mahiney
Aug 29 2013 9:32PM
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Phil-X-
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Shuldta Aborted
Aug 29 2013 10:02PM
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no_steeze
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Gary

when was the last time you knew a baby named Gary?
Aug 29 2013 10:17PM
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Wheaty214
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Name it Marley, that's like best name you can name a kid. If I have a girl that's what her name will be.
Aug 29 2013 10:29PM
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d00d
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D-O-G pronounce each letter and say it a little fast and it won't sound like you're spelling dog but rather a name, even though you really named your baby dog.
Aug 29 2013 10:37PM
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No.Quarter
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Diohgie
Aug 29 2013 10:38PM
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the_armidilo
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Hash Slinging Slasher
Aug 29 2013 10:41PM
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GnarNinja
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Mike Litoris
Aug 29 2013 10:42PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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shadynasty
Aug 29 2013 11:07PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Tyroil "Smoochie" Wallace
Aug 29 2013 11:13PM
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SFB
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chris p. bacon
rusty kuntz

Aug 29 2013 11:14PM
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GIF
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Mike hunt junior
Aug 29 2013 11:30PM
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Wood_Wizard
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Sofa King Retarded
you gotta say it fast tho
Aug 30 2013 12:09AM
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stupendous-man
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Rico
Aug 30 2013 12:12AM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
That's racist. But funny.
Aug 30 2013 12:27AM
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.Jacob
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Richard Head (Dick Head).
Aug 30 2013 12:45AM
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Asterisk
Posts: 954 - Karma: 199
How the fuck is that racist
Aug 30 2013 12:49AM
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Paul.Marik
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Jizanthapus
Aug 30 2013 12:57AM
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MASkier
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Name it Alfa romeo.
Aug 30 2013 8:48AM
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Jb12199
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x-wing @aliciousness
Aug 30 2013 9:07AM
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