Alright, me and my buddy John just finished killing off the last gram of weed out of my bong and were getting hungry as fawk. So we decided to hit subway up and see if we could grab something to kill the munchies.
So we walk in and no shit, we see this spaz working the counter from our old HS. John goes to say hi but I quickly pulled him aside to tell him that I have the perfect idea for this situation. So John finishes his order as any normal subway customer would. Then comes my order.
See, I worked at Subway earlier in my HS years so I know what ingredients make a sand which to put together. So I asked him for the best bread of all, the dreaded monetary cheddar bread. Once he got that out I politely as possible asked him to go heavy on the vegetables and put them all on. At this point he was becoming a little negative but I assured him that this was my favorite type of sub. After the vegetables I told him to slap as triple the usual amount of tuna on top of the veggies. Triple the price? Worth it. So he starts trying to wrap it up and simply get this over with, but you better believe I'm not done with this kid yet. The next part is key. I made him add 1/4 of the bottle of oil and vinegar for maximum overload potential
So, as you can imagine, at this point the sub is looking like absolute hell and he's feeling just as bad. So John comes out of his weed coma and starts cracking up when he sees what I ordered. I get the total and it was something like 18.50. Worth it. So John starts to head out the door back to the car and I told him just a moment. I asked the spaz where the bathroom was and he pointed down the hall.
I calmly walk my way over to the bathroom, go inside, and shove that shit as far as I could down that toilet. It started to leak up after a bit so I kinda had to keep shoving it further, but it was so worth it. I walk back outside and wish the spaz a good day. John was so high he thought I ate the entire thing. lol....
