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Bad advice from old people

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SFB
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post all bad advice youve gotten from old people.

my teacher told me that i should only eat raw meat, eggs, and vegetables or i will die when im 25.
Aug 27 2013 11:32PM
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rockersteez
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Does she teach with tarot cards and crystal balls?
Aug 27 2013 11:35PM
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SFB
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she is a "nutritionist"
Aug 27 2013 11:37PM
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*SID*
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Inb4 you die at age 25
Aug 27 2013 11:40PM
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GayWolf420
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She sounds like a dumb granola hippie bitch who crams her views down kids throats.
Aug 27 2013 11:43PM
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SFB
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i feel like she has no idea how the real world works.
Aug 27 2013 11:44PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
I have been getting a lot of advice from old people about stopping using public places to urban and skate they say it's like "vandalism" but how could waxing concrete be vandalism I mean I'm just moisturizing it. And hitting a hand rail on skis is just wiping off any excess paint some one acidently put on
Aug 28 2013 12:04AM
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CaptainObvious.
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"If you play with it you'll go blind."
Aug 28 2013 12:07AM
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Kronor
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"It's always those orientals that are bad drivers."
"I've never gotten a ticket in my whole life, just remember. NEVER take risks in life."
This was my really old aunts, "Pump me up for College" speech at my graduation.
True wisdom.
Aug 28 2013 12:17AM
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erikK
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i have a feeling that you are an idiot
Aug 28 2013 12:22AM
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SterlingArcher
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"Give her a smack when she's outta line"
Aug 28 2013 12:25AM
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1337
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that's not the only thing "she" is cramming down kids throats...
Aug 28 2013 12:25AM
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lineskier10
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thats great advice, if it wasnt frowned upon these days and illegal
Aug 28 2013 12:27AM
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Abc567def
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Children he is referring to her penis and penis accessories.
Aug 28 2013 12:29AM
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remove
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don't smoke the marijuana
Aug 28 2013 12:32AM
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GIF
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Seriously man how could scraping paint off of stuff and making every public place look like sit be a bad thing?
Aug 28 2013 12:34AM
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erikK
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my meter is so broken tonight... haha
Aug 28 2013 2:17AM
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SFB
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i forgot to mention she also has a penis
Aug 28 2013 12:10PM
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RubberSoul
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something tells me your teacher didnt tell you to eat raw meat. she probably told you to eat mostly good meat, veggies, and eggs. which is good advice
Aug 28 2013 12:36PM
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Phil-X-
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chewing on fishing sinkers is the best way to pass time on the boat
Aug 28 2013 12:46PM
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snowpocalypse
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Just say no! If i went all through life just saying no.......Well?
Aug 28 2013 12:52PM
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NBCskier
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Focus on being positive in every aspect of life. Constant positivity brings positive things. Read up on the laws of attraction.
Aug 28 2013 1:33PM
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kingsskier
Posts: 6212 - Karma: 2,100
I think you mean veterinarian
Aug 28 2013 1:35PM
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deleted5
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are you healthy? do you live in a first world country? did you come from a normal family? than you're already better off than 95% of other people.

it's very easy to make money in america.

9 to 5 that's what's a secretary works you stay until your ahead

it's much more productive to wake up early and go into work than to stay up until 3 a.m. in the morning places and other people are around at night no one is working.
Aug 28 2013 2:35PM
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deleted5
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I think you mean veteran
Aug 28 2013 2:36PM
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howlongcanausern
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i wouldn't say that's advice, just true things
Aug 28 2013 2:38PM
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Casey
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It doesnt really even matter what classes you take your first year in college just wait to pick your major until then...

Worst. Advice. EVER.
Aug 28 2013 3:21PM
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DizzyG
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More like scraping off all of the paint that someone intentionally put on, but whatever, urban is sick.
Aug 28 2013 5:56PM
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sammiedee
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"If you don't know what you want to do after high school, you should go to university anyway"
Aug 28 2013 6:22PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I think you mean van
Aug 28 2013 6:25PM
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Casey
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quoting for emphasis
Aug 28 2013 6:48PM
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JAHBRADOR
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.ing for extra emphasis
Aug 28 2013 7:14PM
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SFB
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i think you mean man.
Aug 28 2013 7:16PM
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Matt_Rossi
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"Matt, I'm gonna tell you once, never bring home a colored girl"- Neighbor across the street

Aug 28 2013 7:28PM
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Wheaty214
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My grandpa told me to go for the rich ones. That was truly great advice.
Aug 28 2013 7:38PM
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Wheaty214
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No matter what they look like. That was not.
Aug 28 2013 7:38PM
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SFB
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well she didn't. she said meat and eggs are useless unless eaten raw. she also spent 1 hour telling us all about her stupid campaign with her idiot hippy friends to try and get all genetically modified food banned. She didnt believe me when i told her it would be impossible to feed america much less the world without genetically modified foods.
Aug 28 2013 7:44PM
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Threshy
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This guy I work with said his father told him "never turn down a chance to get laid".
Aug 28 2013 7:45PM
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JAHBRADOR
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LOL wht a bada$$!

swag.
Aug 28 2013 9:44PM
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deleted5
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Aug 28 2013 11:23PM
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SEABURN
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smoking weed once can kill. ha!

Doesn't matter what major you pick, just get through undergrad.


Aug 29 2013 2:08AM
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hindu2
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Snip it
Aug 29 2013 7:44AM
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Huck_Norris
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Thanks Obama
Aug 29 2013 8:09AM
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gotti
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i respect old people and i do kind of believe they know a lot more about life than we do. except when it comes to computers they are awful
Aug 29 2013 9:01AM
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SFB
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i cant read and i thought you said you resurrect old people.
Sep 18 2013 1:52PM
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SFB
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i cant read and i thought you said you resurrect old people.
Sep 18 2013 1:52PM
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Dr.Dickless
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yeah thats not true, without selectively bred foods? sure, without non-organic foods? sure, but GMOs arent really necessary
Sep 18 2013 1:56PM
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Bateman
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hey i just started watching king of the hill and now i feel included, yay!
Sep 18 2013 2:39PM
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