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A tomator a guppy and little alligator
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Once upon a time, at band camp, I was stalking this little guy, in the swamp. And shit outa nowhere while I was eating my tomatoe, shit wait i dojt liek those juicy red bitches but any how yah this rank ass guppy hoped up on my ass and started pumping that shit. I screamed but the boy swam away, damn som the guppy showed me a crazy time,,,boy how i miss that guppy no on ecould please me liek that. Quack
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LOL....niiice story
i went to band camp :)
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~Hot Tamalia :o)
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LOL
~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~
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I thought it smelled funny in here.
'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
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riiiiiiiiight... you go back to doing your crack... and i'll go back to my... something.
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I mean, come on people.
You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.
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Can I please take Haze home with me Erich?
LoKash...The other white meat. -LoKash
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Are you saying that I resemble a guppie?
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ahhahahahahahahaha no you resemble a cute lil girl. Haze is a different person dkr is the devil in bed in which you kno
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Im Jeeffs other half, shit that boy has taught me some mean tricks with a pickle
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Haze you're one sketchy kid...I'm going to bed, you cumming?
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oh dear. oh my shit i have.......cu....
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Quack
'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
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lol haze your funny youd think it was just an act and he would forget it..but he still talks about tomatoes aligators and the swamp haha
scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
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Hes a little aligator scared of tomatoes
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seriously...if you think about it..tomatoes can be pretty scary..
scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
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ya, dont you remember the show 'attack of the killer tomatoes'
Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
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