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i just found out how homo snowblading really is!

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Matty.
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i always knew skiblading was gay, but never once, did i know it was THIS gay, just watch these videos and you will know what i mean!!!
click here for the gayness

-Matty
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Nov 25 2004 11:49PM
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WestCoastChronic
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haha yes I do agree
Nov 25 2004 11:51PM
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Matty.
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if you dont wanna watch the video, here are some pictures of it

i have yet to find a reason why this sport is legal









-Matty
Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
Nov 25 2004 11:52PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
this person must have a GREAT life!!


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Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
Nov 25 2004 11:54PM
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saucerboy84
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sled dogs are much cooler.
Nov 25 2004 11:56PM
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*rkp*
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haha skiboardings soo harsh
Nov 26 2004 12:02AM
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J.D.
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That last pic was a spoof put out by snowboarders to denigrate an activity underrtaken by others in a rather pathetic attempt to make them feel better about themselves. And those people in the video you posted would probably be half-decent skiers if they wanted to. Instead, they wanted to do something else. How about letting them do that, instead of being an asshole about it? Wouldn't that be the mature thing to do? Some people are such fucking hypocrites. If a snowboarder did this, you'd be all over him.

This is Ethan Mitchell... the switch back 180 towards the end is fairly insane, especially considering how impossible it is to land on those things. Have some respect. Just because you don't participate in a sport doesn't give you license to randomly shit talk it.

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Nov 26 2004 12:06AM
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Kevo
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At least everyone can agree that skiboarding/snowblading/gay sex is for fags.
Nov 26 2004 12:08AM
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J.D.
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^Yes, if by 'everyone' you mean 'every fucking retard on this site'.

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Nov 26 2004 12:11AM
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SteveXs2
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JD, that back180 was focking incredible.

And I agree, what's the point of wasting your time ripping on a sport you don't like because you heard it wasn't cool? Get a life.


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Nov 26 2004 12:15AM
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J.D.
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Here's another clip, this one's Bailey (Tip-2-Tip on NS) basically destroying the entire jib park, and yes, all on skiboards. I guarantee that most of the kids on here talking trash couldn't come close to outskiing this kid on skis OR skiboards (and yes, he skis too, very well). I've said it before... people who hate on other sports are morons.

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I’ll be around
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Nov 26 2004 12:17AM
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KeegLove
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HEY FUCK YOU GUYS SNOWBLADING IS THE NEW SNOWBOARDING MOTHERFUCKERS HOW DARE YOU INSULT A FUCKING SPORT THAT HAS PROGREESED EVERYTHING WE DO IN OUR DAY TO DAY LIVES. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS FUCK YA SNOW BLADING YOU GUYS RULE SNOW BLADE FOR LIFE. BITCH!
SKI FOR LIFE!



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Nov 26 2004 12:17AM
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WONTON
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i like pistachios....



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Nov 26 2004 12:48AM
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joe_schuster
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so sick. i wish i had a pair of those boards!
Nov 26 2004 1:01AM
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Aasert
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holy moly, i hate gaybladers
Nov 26 2004 5:36AM
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cobalt
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That video J.D. posted was impressive. It's probably harder to land on skiboards than skis because they're shorter also.

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Nov 26 2004 6:31AM
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Mike-O
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J.D., that song in the Bailer vid..Do you know what's it called? if I remember right,it's in the last scene of Fight Club when the buildings collapse..

He was pretty stylie,I won't diss good bladers,it takes more balance without poles,but I don't really know is it that much easier to slide with small skis/blades,you would think that long, center-mounted skis would give you the ultimate pleasure cruise through rails. So big props. I just want to see him slay rails with skis,too.
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Nov 26 2004 6:32AM
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KRASHED
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I can't mock skiblading in any way because for 2 years I was on those things, and for those of you saying its gay try to pick a better word because its not like they can have sex with men. Skiboarding is fun and anyone who has done it for a year could say the same if they werent afraid of people laughing at them calling them 'gay.' I have respect for what they do because it is wicked hard to land on those things and the sport is actually really fun to do. I changed to skis because I wanted to try something else not to be 'cool.'
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Nov 26 2004 6:45AM
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cobalt
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Mike-O, it's the last song in Fight Club called Where is My Mind by the Pixies

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Nov 26 2004 7:03AM
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R-Bertsch
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I have to give it to J.D. When clicking on this post i was agreeing with it until i saw what he said and the video was incredible.
Nov 26 2004 7:10AM
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spyder1
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yes it is gay, but the part i find the funiest is when the older ppl(adults) rent or buy a pair and they ski down the hill the same as if they had normal skis and they also use poles, i find that very humerous




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Nov 26 2004 7:42AM
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r5tommy
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this is just my opinion, but i regret ever stepping on them, and i think its the ugliest sport ever.
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Nov 26 2004 8:33AM
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skiingMFer
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i used to skiboard so i cant make fun of it but if they're good i think that they should keep on skiboarding but the really old/young/shitty kids give it a bad name just because they're alot cheaper than skis so more shitty people buy them
Nov 26 2004 8:52AM
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*i<3snow*
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4 minutes of that is too much. i skiboarded when i was learning, but never in park and stuff. i think skiboards are a good tool for learning, but when you start doing it agressively its just retarded.






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Nov 26 2004 9:24AM
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Jaskittin
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Snowblading is gay, end of story. Its for people that cant ski.





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Nov 26 2004 10:18AM
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garrett.
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skibalding is so gay
go big or go home
Nov 26 2004 10:41AM
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KRASHED
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so what your saying is that skiblading likes other men?
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corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

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Nov 26 2004 10:45AM
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gambino500014
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the person that created this post is a very sad person....
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Nov 26 2004 11:17AM
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jpsnowbumb
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What is next running down the hill and sliding rails with your boots???


Nov 26 2004 11:30AM
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kyle_w
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if you can do it good, i dont mind, but if you fucking suck, just go back to the lodge and sit, nobody wants to see your shitty ass just carving down the slope, dragging your hane when you turn. what makes it even worse is the fact that most assholes think its cool to ride them with poles. snowbladers suck, end of story.











holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



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Nov 26 2004 11:36AM
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zachakskibum
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i mostly ski but when i feel like it i snowblade on my 6 inch wide 77cm snow blades there sick in powder. and they help you get better on stability. its not gay, its different.
Nov 26 2004 12:43PM
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NBCskier
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ewwww...
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Nov 26 2004 12:52PM
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scientist
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snowblading looks like it would be so hard to land a big air on, they would just slip out from under u, but i must admit, it does look pretty shitpenisy







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Nov 26 2004 1:00PM
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J.D.
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So much evidence here to support my 'haters = morons' theory... it isn't just a coincidence. It CAN'T be.

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Nov 26 2004 1:00PM
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chugLIFE
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JD MAY...i tried skiboarding, for shtis and giggles, it was fucking retarded, i felt like a little fat kid. it was impossible to make anything smooth....everything just looks better on skis with poles
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Nov 26 2004 1:04PM
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J.D.
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^So you prefer skiing. That's fine. Why would you rip on others for preferring something else? It's a matter of opinion. Just because you don't participate in it doesn't give you free license to arbitrarily put down an entire sport. Hell, I don't play or watch basketball, but I don't call them 'gay fags' (which gets more oroginal every time someone here uses it, by the way).

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I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Here I am
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Nov 26 2004 1:07PM
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chugLIFE
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its my opinion......i dotn participate in it correct, but i have tried it, thought it was gay. its my opinion, i do have the right to say what i want
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Nov 26 2004 1:47PM
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hoodratz47
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dude that one guy is like tea baggin the fuckin groomers...





your' a buttfucking quitter!!!
Nov 26 2004 1:57PM
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J.D.
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^Sure, in the same way that snowboarders are allowed to come on here and arbitrarily say 'Skiing is for flamers', or the same way that you have the 'right' to claim that black people are inferior for no adequately explained reason whatsoever... anyone can have an opinion, but that opinion (depending on what it is) can still A) Be idiotic, and B) show us that you're a complete jackass. Leave people alone to do what they want. Is that such a hard concept to grasp?

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In a haze
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I’ll be around
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Here I am
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Nov 26 2004 1:58PM
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THEYCALLME
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haha gay
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Nov 26 2004 2:05PM
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THEYCALLME
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haha gay
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Nov 26 2004 2:05PM
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Summit1776
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SIIIIIIIIIICK! That was soooooo cool when they were schralping the green groomers! Wow! That must be difficult! The pinnacle of the movie though was clearly the super difficult 3! It must be hard with all the swing weight of a snowlerblade! It was way cooler than when they were shredding the 6' deep pow pow brah!

Any decent skier can master snowlerblading in 1 hr.
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Nov 26 2004 2:06PM
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break_a_leg
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I learned to slide rails on skiboards... then I broke my leg cuz the bindings didnt release and went back to skiing.
Nov 26 2004 2:19PM
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Pavesi
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i concure snowblading is gay
Nov 26 2004 2:34PM
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Dallan!
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SKIBOARDS ARE THE NEWSCHOOL NEWSCHOOL





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Nov 26 2004 2:36PM
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ETsoccer7
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haha...that movie was so dumb i couldn't bare to watch even a minute. The music sounded like they were havin sum kinda shoot-off mixed with mario or sum crap like that
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Nov 26 2004 2:37PM
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R.Fahey
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haha. skiboarding is gay as aids.
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Nov 26 2004 3:14PM
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KRASHED
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Ya I stopped soon after I broke my leg when the bindings didnt break out (cause they cant) but ill admit it was fun as hell before that, I didnt care what everyone else thought or yelled at you when you went below them because frankly I bet 90% of them had never riden blades and their just following what everyone else thinks.
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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership
sponsership
sponcership
sponsorschip
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spannnncership
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and finally,
@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner

corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

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Nov 26 2004 3:19PM
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rocktheLPs
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wasnt that very first movie made in like 98? watch some skiing from 98, same shit. those other videos were pretty ill that kid held a line through the entire park with a lot of steez for those little skis
Nov 26 2004 3:37PM
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KRASHED
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that doesnt look that bad
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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership
sponsership
sponcership
sponsorschip
spencership
spannnncership
spoooooonsorship
and finally,
@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner

corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

~Tribute To Harvey have one hell of a life~
Nov 26 2004 4:49PM
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