Yeah, neither did I. And apparently we missed out on some funny stuff!
15 weirdest moments from Miley's performance:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-weirdest-and-craziest-moments-from-miley-cyrus-vma-pe
1. When she came out and straddled this giant robot bear:
2. When she crawled down the stairs with her tongue out:
3. When she played with her invisible hair:
4. When dozens of lonely looking bears danced on stage:
5. And Miley did her first twerk move:
6. Then motorboated this woman’s butt and slapped it:
7. And Drake was totally into it:
8. When she ripped off her clothes and got rid of her bear onesie:
9. Then walked around in this outfit:
10. And touched herself with this giant foam hand:
11. Then did this move:
12. And this one:
13. When she got all up in Robin Thicke and nuzzled his neck:
14. Then did THIS.
15. And everyone was like this: