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Why you should wear a cup

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jimbo802
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As all of you male skiers know taking a shot to the balls while eatting it on a rail doesn't tickle. That's why i choose to wear a cup when I ski. Over the years I've taken a few hits to the family jewels but recently I took one heck of a back one on an urban rail. I lost my right ball so now I'm left with only one. Don't be a risk taker ans next time you go skiing remember the consquences.
Aug 24 2013 10:11PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
hahahahaha op only has one testicle!!!
Aug 24 2013 10:12PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Uniballer.
Aug 24 2013 10:13PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Did they replace it with a nudical?
Aug 24 2013 10:13PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
onenut wonder
Aug 24 2013 10:13PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Perhaps his name is Lance.
Aug 24 2013 10:15PM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
does anyone else ever have one nut get sucked back into your stomach after you blow a load?
Aug 24 2013 10:18PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Yes, clearly OP is one nut short of a full scrotum.
Aug 24 2013 10:20PM
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jimbo802
Posts: 41 - Karma: 309
YES.
Aug 24 2013 10:27PM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
sucks man. i probably still wont wear a cup
Aug 24 2013 10:39PM
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the_armidilo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,488
I like how this thread is about saftey and all we do is make fun of how he only has one nut.
Aug 24 2013 10:41PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Yes, but I am wearing a condom, so at least I am making fun of him safely.
Aug 24 2013 10:49PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Looks like OP dropped the ball on that trick.
Aug 24 2013 11:14PM
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Catbug
Posts: 463 - Karma: 1,027
Best comment on ns all day. fuck yeah.
Aug 24 2013 11:24PM
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steezytrevor
Posts: 135 - Karma: 63
too funny
Aug 24 2013 11:47PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Yup. And sweet name and icon.
Aug 24 2013 11:49PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
my friend has three i can ask if he'd be willing to donate.
Aug 24 2013 11:56PM
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
Vid?
Aug 25 2013 1:11AM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
Pics?
Aug 25 2013 1:16AM
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CalebT
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 765
Yeah why would you be doing urban without filming, there has to be a video.
Aug 25 2013 1:33AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
Also, how do you loose your ball. Did you smash the rail, split the sac open, and it went for a ride out onto the city streets? Do you smash that thing so hard it got loose from the casing, and houdini'd to inside yourself? Or, does it get ruptured and exploded, you're all like ,"Damn! This ain't right.", go to the hospital, and they scalpel the little guy out?

Either way, +vibes OP. I'd look for some form of replacement, or else you'll never have a shot at the FD ballers club with only one testicle.
Aug 25 2013 1:40AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Pics of balls if possible? Pardon me, ball.
Aug 25 2013 1:44AM
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owmasson
Posts: 113 - Karma: 84
whos op? bump for k
Aug 25 2013 12:24PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Maybe you just suck at skiing
Aug 25 2013 12:27PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,067
I'm calling troll on this one
Aug 25 2013 12:29PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Nowadays Iwear full hockeykeeper gear whenever I'm skiing.

No more shinbang.

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Aug 25 2013 12:40PM
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J-LUVrunsthegame
Posts: 224 - Karma: 29
i feel like a cup wouldn't do anything.......
Aug 25 2013 8:59PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51672 - Karma: 162,626
Paging t3dizzle, tbbaty, ted battesh. The original uniball park skier.
Aug 25 2013 9:03PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
At least you nutted up and hit the rail...
Aug 25 2013 9:15PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
hahahahaahahaha I see what you did there.
Aug 25 2013 9:47PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
Original post

Kthnxbye
Aug 25 2013 9:51PM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
I think that's what I was getting at.
Aug 26 2013 1:10PM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
Idk about the OP. but my friend hit his so hard it swelled up to the size of a grapefruit pretty much and had to be surgically removed
Aug 26 2013 1:16PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
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That's nuts.

Aug 26 2013 1:20PM
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speedin
Posts: 731 - Karma: 131
That's nut

Aug 26 2013 1:26PM
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Phil-X-
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So can you only have half a child now?
Aug 26 2013 1:26PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
As long as you have one round left in the chamber, it'll still shoot, and it only takes one to getter done.
Aug 26 2013 1:46PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
your body only uses one your whole life....the other is for a backup
Aug 26 2013 1:50PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
cups really dont do anything. They like rest on your balls so when you do actually get hit there it hits the cup which just presses back onto your nuts. It still hurts.
Aug 26 2013 1:50PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
pics
Aug 26 2013 2:08PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
Bullshit
Aug 26 2013 2:12PM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
it still hurts like hell with a cup, but it will stop you from losing a nut.
Aug 26 2013 4:36PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
It still hurts when you get shot wearing a bullet proof vest. Cups don't necessarily take away the pain, they just save you from losing body parts.
Aug 26 2013 4:58PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
yeah right i dont even ski park i would never wear a cup
Aug 26 2013 5:15PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
what you did there
Aug 26 2013 5:31PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
Ugh I really BLEW that one, can't believe I didn't see it. Should have read further to avoid looking like a dick.
Aug 26 2013 5:33PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
wait do your guys balls actually go into your stomach when you blow a load.. wtf
Aug 26 2013 5:42PM
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jimbo802
Posts: 41 - Karma: 309
bump
Aug 27 2013 9:49AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I believe you are only qualified for half a bump now. If you feel the need to have a thread back on page one, please post "bu".
Aug 27 2013 10:55AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
This. It takes ballS to bump dude..
Aug 27 2013 11:13AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14491 - Karma: 10,630
A cup is only gonna help if you ski head on into the rail. They don't really help from beneath.
Aug 27 2013 11:23AM
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