I work in the cornfields as my summer job, along with many other kids my age because you are guaranteed to be hired, and you make a shit ton more money than McDonald's. I met this fine lady and ended up picking her up for a movie. We got to the theater and she starts putting on lip loss and says "You wanna skip the movie and do stuff"?
We ended up in the backseat of my 2001 Cadillac SLS in the corner of an abandoned parking lot. It was a great night.