Replying to GIVE ME SLEEP - WIN FREE SHIT

That's right ladies and gentlemen, it's the first-ever 'Host your very own NS.com staff member' competition!

I'm in Whistler with two 'special' friends, and somewhere between Garfinkel's and the Beagle last night we sort of forgot to find a place to stay. After a cold night in the car, we've decided to do whatever it takes us to find a friendly floor.

Whoever gets to put us up wins undying gratitude, a copy of Theory-3 Media's Breathe & Stop, a free subscription to Freeskier, Matt Harvey's phone number, tons of free stickers, some Wired energy drinks,whatever random schwag is in the car, and- if you've got a hot tub or a DVD player- a large DNA banner! Oh yeah, and you get to hang out with us, too.

The best part about it is that it's so EASY to win! Just call my cell phone, 503-475-6276, and say 'Ethan, I want you to spend the night at my house!' I won't be on the Internet so make sure to give me a call, not a message!

semper ubi sebubi!

Oh yeah... we're serious.
'Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.'