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worst pro skier alive.

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NickWright
Posts: 212 - Karma: 174
who do you think is the worst pro? i think its skogen sprang. maybe he was good back then and maybe he sttarted the trend thats its cool to come back after getting hurt and pretending that your still good when you suck balls.
Nov 25 2004 4:22PM
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Fr2Planker
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 13
ok i cant believe it hasnt been said....i might be completely wrong because of ignorance but


REX FUCKING THOMASSSS
Nov 26 2004 9:00PM
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Rowdy2
Posts: 265 - Karma: 10
Definitely would say the most OVERRATED skiers are the ENTIRE Ninthward team.
Nov 26 2004 9:07PM
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UTmeathead
Posts: 265 - Karma: 15
Agreed..
Nov 27 2004 4:05AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
haha mcgovern isnt the worst...hes the most dangerous. get your facts straight.



-Joel



'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford



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lanky steeze
Nov 27 2004 4:11AM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
TonyMantana,
Is it so proper for irate comments like that? I mean really maybe we should all think about steppin it down a couple noches. give these guys a break.

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Nov 27 2004 7:52PM
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B-Flip
Posts: 909 - Karma: 13
the funny thing is none of these ppl actully suck if u say em ripping at ur resort u'd turn ur head and stair
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Nov 27 2004 8:15PM
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indatrenches
Posts: 613 - Karma: 98
atlanta ski i have a plan that will guarantee you millionaire status:
gather all your posts and compose an autobiography with a DVD enclosed showing your ski skilz. next, tour your book with the DVD as a comedy routine. shazam: you will be the next american idol; for the comedy routine anyway.
Nov 27 2004 8:21PM
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pcfreeride
Posts: 356 - Karma: 281
^ that is some funny shit

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Nov 27 2004 8:26PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Hahahahahaha, that was a great great post man. Good job!







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Nov 27 2004 8:29PM
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agentorange
Posts: 258 - Karma: 10
i cant agree more about brad holmes all he really cares about is his image and being hard or something like that. hes a fat washed up loser with body odor.
Nov 27 2004 8:34PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
tuffelmire

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Nov 27 2004 8:37PM
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indatrenches
Posts: 613 - Karma: 98
if brad holmes is as good as atlantaski, then can you blame him for making the most of what he has: a look that some people buy in to?
Nov 27 2004 8:39PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
brad holmes is sick, i like him. ask yourself this question though. if you were better than these pros, wouldn't you be a pro? well you would be, and because you're not a pro you're not better than them. a pro is considered a pro because they're great at what they do, that is why the term worst pro is an oximoron.

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Nov 27 2004 9:19PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
there are people on this site better than pros that aren't^
SGB
Nov 27 2004 11:00PM
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BigMac93
Posts: 380 - Karma: 59
just thought i'd throw in louis larose.. i just finished watching salad days(nice movie) and i noticed how queer his style was, it almost looked like it was forced or something.
Nov 30 2004 5:55PM
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martockpublicenemy
Posts: 2284 - Karma: 11
ummm excuse me but why are we bashing on pros,come on people,these guys are what makes the ski industry and made the sport the way it is.If u wanna rag on someone ,go rag on a pro racer or something
lets go skiing
Nov 30 2004 6:17PM
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BigMac93
Posts: 380 - Karma: 59
as i said before, louis larose does eat dick.
but saying that hibbert is the worst pro, trick wise, may be true. but we all love him becuase he has the funniest fucking falls in the biz
Nov 30 2004 7:39PM
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justinm
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 26
first of all louis larose isnt a pro skier, he skis for fun. and back in the day he could of schooled any pro on the jumps. he isnt even sponsored anymore and he only skis here in quebec with his freinds, hows can you say hes the worst pro. Some of you people have no fuckin clue of what your talking about. bitches





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Nov 30 2004 7:54PM
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justinm
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 26
bigmac93, get the hell off of this site and go buy yourself a life. the only person who eats dicks here, is YOU.





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Nov 30 2004 7:55PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
How can anyone say there is someone who fits the profile of 'worst pro skiier'. Some guys have awesome days while others have extremely shitty days. I mean yeah some are better than others, but it's impossible to rank skiiers to find the worst one. In my opinion it's possible for any of those guys to beat each other on any given day.

As for Mike Wilson being the worst, how can any of you argue that shit he through down at the US open last year? I don't know if that trick has an offical name. Although I think Mike called it Misty 540 to Underflip. I'm not saying he's the best, simply that he knows how to throw down at times.

These guys are 10 times better than 95% of the people on this site. You guys really don't have to much room to be calling someone the worst.


Broken legs suck balls
Nov 30 2004 8:48PM
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brouhaha8
Posts: 240 - Karma: 15
Holmes




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Nov 30 2004 9:10PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
every time someone makes a post regarding if a certain pro is bad there is always another person who gets defensive and says that person is ' A BAZILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU' i know you ^ didnt actually do that, its just people that do who drive me crazy. an outside observer can judge who is the worst of a set of superstars without being up to their skill levels. even the person who wins the 'worst pro' award is still agreed to be better than many of us, he just has the least skills of that vaunted group of men and women.
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Nov 30 2004 9:10PM
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jibskier1260
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
Johnny Mosely for sure!!!
Nov 30 2004 9:38PM
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AVstyle
Posts: 117 - Karma: 10
Atlantaski ...your so gay.....I'm better than you...balblabla....Don't talk shit about Nicky. Did you win xgames in roller blade 2 times..Did your mother kill your father a the age of 9. Did you come on skis for the first time of your life at 17. Did you do a cork nine at your first jump. Shut your mouth punk ass bitch.

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Nov 30 2004 10:16PM
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gwviller
Posts: 763 - Karma: 14
they're all better than me.
Nov 30 2004 10:30PM
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gwviller
Posts: 763 - Karma: 14
actually mosely is pretty lame
Nov 30 2004 10:32PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
shane szocs



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By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.



Nov 30 2004 10:36PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
bigmac93 and corkster, please leave.

hibbert made it to the xgames pipe 2004, and the world superpipe championships 2004. he placed 3rd in the wsi pipe in 2003. not only does he kill it in the pipe, but he slides the gnarliest of rails. i walk by the quad kink he did in strike 3 every day, and have even tried it, and i just shake my head at how insane it is. so if you say that hibbert is the worst pro skier, you are a newb who has only seen his section in forward and judged him based on it.

and szocs...? he isnt a real newschooler. he is a freeskier, hes really all about backcountry. of course younger guys can school him in the park, but as far as the bc goes, he's top notch. lose your park rat frame of mind, theres alot more to being a pro freeskier than just what is marked inbounds.

honestly guys, think before you type, or else you will make yourself look like an ignorant 12 year old n00b park rat, if that isnt what you already are.



-Joel



'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford



~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair



lanky steeze
Dec 1 2004 5:55AM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
rex thomas was good, he pulled a phil dion/evan raps and just dropped off hte face of hte earth...hahaha i love that gay ad of him sliding hte red rainbow rail in freeze his face looks so funny







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Dec 1 2004 6:05AM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
Joel just pwn3d all of you. Speak the truth brotha lanks.
Dec 1 2004 8:54AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
and rex, well he placed in the top 10 in the 2004 us open slope, and made it to the x-games slope 2004 as well, and got totally underscored by the judges. so no, he didnt fall off the face of the earth.



-Joel



'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford



~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair



lanky steeze
Dec 1 2004 9:00AM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
A lot of them look really shitty skiing BC. Sure once they hit a cliff or a jump they are absolutely amazing and styly in the air, but watch their approach. I can't think of anyone specifically right now, but some of them sit back and look crappy. Others, of course, have great form. Sometimes it just surprises me how bad they can look approaching the money shot.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Dec 1 2004 10:26AM
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BrianGauthier
Posts: 775 - Karma: 16
1) Kye haters go watch WSKI106 2) WHOever is talkin shit about Nicky Adams needs to step back and take a look at how much he actually skis and how much natural talent he has




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Dec 1 2004 10:47AM
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Tanner920
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
Im def. saying Holmes, the guy blows. Plus he looks like an ass when he tries to rap, the like the rap he had in the original ski movie. Guy sucks
Dec 15 2004 5:04PM
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AmbushClothing
Posts: 1616 - Karma: 202
holmes with out a doubt. He is a waste of free product.
Dec 15 2004 5:47PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
whoever said jonny needs to die
SGB



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Dec 15 2004 5:50PM
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nigga4life
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
omar otte nigga is the scroniest nigga around and that nigga has the balls to front on niggaz i mean fo REAL niggaz
worst skier out there nigga thinks he a naasty nigga
NIGGAZ PLEASE i dont want non of dem fake ass niggaz front on us niggaz
Dec 15 2004 5:53PM
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patcole
Posts: 119 - Karma: 10
omar otte, he ain't no nasty nigga

he's a motha fuckin bitch nigga

get off my dick

nasty nigga.


Dec 15 2004 5:56PM
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ElliotH
Posts: 201 - Karma: 10
fuck dat nigga yous a bitch nigga
Dec 15 2004 5:58PM
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nigga4life
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
da fuck is dis cat^

Dec 15 2004 6:02PM
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ElliotH
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dude who are you^
Dec 15 2004 6:05PM
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TannerBalls
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who said mike wilson? ur retarded



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taelor-i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.





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Dec 15 2004 6:14PM
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forfun
Posts: 4916 - Karma: 66
they are pro skier for a reason. they are all good and could ski better than most all of you. whoever made this thread is mean
Send it
Dec 15 2004 6:32PM
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patcole
Posts: 119 - Karma: 10
you're so mean! i hate you!

mommy!

check yo self fo you wreck yo self

nigga.
Dec 15 2004 7:16PM
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THEYCALLME
Posts: 731 - Karma: 10
Holmes segment in Ski Movie III was absolutily pittyful

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Dec 15 2004 7:40PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
holmes
binding destruction count: 2 so far this season, one pair of lines and one pair of rossis: what will be next?
Dec 15 2004 8:16PM
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jerad
Posts: 3236 - Karma: 47
haha my vote is for Brad Holmes...he's fucking ridiculous




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Dec 15 2004 8:21PM
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michaelclarke
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 638
GT ohh ohhhh


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Dec 15 2004 8:27PM
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AmbushClothing
Posts: 1616 - Karma: 202
ehehehe hes from my home town eheheh


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Dec 16 2004 8:40AM
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MARCHILLY
Posts: 227 - Karma: 16
brad holmes new video looks sooo sick.
Dec 16 2004 11:24AM
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