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What to do to pimp out my mini van

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willyg0808
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Hahah okay so I drive a mini van and embrace the shit out of it. I currently have a sticker bombed interior, 2 12" kenwood subs, the seats removed from the back for ultimate bumming, and a bomb ass sticker collection on the back
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I am headed off to college in a year, so have from now till then to make my car look absolutely full retard. I'm thinking some of the next moves will include tinted windows, interior leds, and maybe hubcap spinners? What do you guys think? I need this thing to get me loads of bitches, so what should I ad? Also it's already loud as fuck as the muffler has a big 'ol hole in it. What's the next cheap investment lil nigglets?
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Thawg
Posts: 360 - Karma: 542
paint the rims black, or some other color
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Iraq_Lobster
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get rid of the minivan and get a real car
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FLBP
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Get some ballin tires on there and get a grill so you can tailgate with the back door up.
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MontanaMountains
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bullet proof it
cut a hole in your roof and mount a gun on top
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willyg0808
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 1,365
Not an option big boy. Also like the idea of spray painting my hubcaps hahah
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Titus69
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put on a spoiler,HID lights, chrome wheels and a bumpin sound system or this
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Titus69
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before my brother got his dsm he had a mazda van and he tried to put a small couch where the middle seats were or use couch like chairs
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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This http://www.streetglow.com/Catalog/Under-Car-Lights
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Brown_Bag
Posts: 279 - Karma: 769
Lift the shit out of it, and put ladders up to all the doors.
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steezburgereddie
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r-_-kbwxKtU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dr-_-kbwxKtU#
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proZach
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Astro tuft for starters. Christmas tree lights inside. Remove seats, couch it up. Put in a grill to make it ultimate tailgating machine
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buttrapinpirate
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Ish will tell jue wass up. Jore minee fan es gunna be too many fancy holmes


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.Hugo.
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Whistle tip
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ChillTeenDad420
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sandblast the paint off and throw some beer on it, get the whole thing nice and rusty

chop the springs in half for a nice comfortable hellaflush ride

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crieschl
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Get the rims/ hubcaps black. However you decide to do it. Then lower the motherfucker, top of the tires should be just inside the wheel wells by about an inch for maximum steeze. It will look hilariously awesome. You should also black out your tail lights, and straight pipe it (cut the muffler out, replace with straight pipe)
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Bombogenesis
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man I could not imagine going to pick up a chick in that thing to go on a date.
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blazer258
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Plastidip the rims black, spinners, shag rug walls, futon inside
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.Hugo.
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act.resist
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don't
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willyg0808
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Oh my god you guys are incredible. Top of my list now includes-
AstroTurf floors
Futon in the back
Murked out hubcaps
Light tinting.
I'm going to get so many chicks fuck yeah!
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hippy.
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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Oh shit don't forget the train horn!
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marsh.
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Straight pipes, black paint job with yellow wu tang clan symbol painted on the hood.
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Calb3rt
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all vans need those bubble roof windows.
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 4,023
4 downvotes because kids who are not even old enough to drive get pissy that I railed on this kids minivan. It's okay to cry.
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 4,023
by the way the back window looks incredibly stupid and a baseball bat through it is really the only thing that can fix it at this point.
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Spagett+
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You must have a very large penis. I bet your parents are proud of you.
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proZach
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I down voted you because this things gonna be a PUSSY MAGNET. Like fuckin cat nip. Oh, and I've had my license for 9 years get at me
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 4,023
well yeah on both of those fronts but I don't see how either of those assertions are relevant to this thread.
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 4,023
yeah well you went to a shitty liberal university so go die
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Spagett+
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I was trying to KILL you with kindness.
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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You should post a pic of the interior too OP
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 4,023
thanks bb
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alex=
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Keep stock tires on front, lift the back and put dually tires on the back, black out all the rims. Put fender flares over the dual back tires. put in rainbow color rail lights (like the ones that cops have on the inside of their cars) would be totes dope
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 4,023
no dual wheels in the back, just fat tires with flared fenders. 20" rims and a 1.5" drop. You'll look like a ghetto dude with a 96 caravan in the hood in no time.
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Brule.
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Tint the lights black on the exterior of the car.
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brotherdad
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This thread inspired me to invest in a train horn for my Prius. Should be interesting
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NotoriousT.S.E
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HID headlights, tint the windows, tail/headlights. Pink rims.
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Auzy
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You could get another sticker "pound town or bust"
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cowofawesome
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CheddarJack
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Alright this is what you gotta do:

1. Go to Wal-Mart and buy some black hubs that are meant to look like expensive wheels like this:
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2. You gotta get either 6k or 8k HIDs, even better if you get HID fogs too.

3. Take off the Toyota symbol on the back and black out the one on the grill.

4. Throw some red sickspeed horns behind the grill (I have some lightly used ones I'll sell you for $15!).

5. Tint those front windows, but take your time and do em well. Can't have em be looking shitty with air bubbles and shit behind the tint.

6. Black out the head and tail lights.

7. No pussy-magnet on wheels is complete without a good ol' fashion bumper dumper on the hitch:
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8. Racing stripes. That thing hauls I'm sure so you gotta spray paint some stripes on her. Don't remember to use only the best blue painter's tape to keep those lines as straight as Richard Simmons isn't.

Slay poon left and right.
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UphillIce
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I've always thought that having a minivan would be pretty awesome. Here's what I'd do:

1. Take off stickers. I'd actually try to make it as normal looking as possible. If anything, I'd add something to make it look like a work vehicle. You can leave `em, but I'd want to have the ultimate stealth camping vehicle. To go further:

2. Tint Windows. Makes it less obvious when I'm sleeping in places I'm not supposed to.

3. Do you have captains chairs or a bench in the middle? Hopefully the former. Take one of them out. And take out the backseat. Put an elevated bed where the one captain's chair used to be. If it works, you could just build out to the other captain's chair, but if that's not big enough for two, you'll want an extension that you can fold out to sit on the other chair and provide room for companion ship. I'd put the bed at a height so that people could sit on it bench style if you want to carry more of your people.

4. Underneath the bed, use the space to store long, narrow things: mainly skis. maybe have a few supports that you can sit them on so they're not just at a pile on the bottom. Have the floor lined with something that won't stay soggy.

5. In the space behind the other captain's chair, I'd put in some gear lockers and on top have some way to cook.
 
6. One of them should be a cooler, possibly cigarette lighter powered.

The whole thing should be pretty cheap. The gear rack/bed can be made out of some framing two by fours plywood. Paint them if you want it to look classy.  You could build a frame for the gear lockers or just find a few reasonably strong containers to sit stuff in/put stuff on. The most expensive thing would probably be the cooler if you got a powered one.

Bam! Ultimate stealth camping/ parking lot poaching/tailgate mobile. And ladies will totally go for your handiness/creativity.
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Peter.
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definitely some sort of flames..

also add a huge spoiler so you can stay glued to the pavement at the high speeds
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 4,023
PS for the three idiots who downvoted this, I went to the same college and recently graduated from there. Derp.
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jabroni.
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GUYS. we can not forget the point of a teenager driving a mini van. they are inconspicuous as fuck.
its nearly impossible to get pulled over in a mini van unless you turn it into the turd wagon rolling joke on wheels your planning on.

i say take off the huge stickers

make that shit way faster dual turbo or something

straight pipe that bitch

and just go nuts on the inside of it with stupid mods

MORAL OF MY STORY unless you are the perfect law abiding citizen, appreciate your mini van for what it is. a cop invisibility cloak of sorts.
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yamahabdv
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You definitely need to add some flames on there and a huge spoiler.
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Chubz.
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Murder the entire thing out.
Smoke the headlights/taillights
Plastidip the body/rims black
Replace the Toyota emblems with wu tang emblems
Lower it
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SterlingArcher
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Make it look like the A-team van, or ice cream music speaker and spoiler.
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.Hugo.
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Why do you care so much about people downvoting your posts?
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