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Happy national lefty day

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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
As being a lefty for my whole life, I am happy to receive a bit of recongination.
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Aug 13 2013 1:42PM
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1337
Posts: 31064 - Karma: 29,404
Lefty ftw!
Aug 13 2013 1:45PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Fuckyea.

Lefty reporting in.
Aug 13 2013 1:45PM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
I did not know we had a special day

*single tear*
Aug 13 2013 1:53PM
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hendriab
Posts: 990 - Karma: 404
those facts are bullshit.

Ex. Left handed people are more likely to be geniuses. 20% of MENSA members are lefty's. Wouldnt that mean that 80% of members are right handed? Making right handed people more likely to be genius status?
Aug 13 2013 1:54PM
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blzknwtn
Posts: 42 - Karma: 84
nope. think a little harder
Aug 13 2013 1:59PM
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hendriab
Posts: 990 - Karma: 404
enlighten me?
Aug 13 2013 2:01PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,881
are you right handed?
Aug 13 2013 2:03PM
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hendriab
Posts: 990 - Karma: 404
snap, because, on average, 15% of people are left handed. So 20% of a population is greater than 15%. Duh. Good call. Im an idiot.
Aug 13 2013 2:04PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
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Aug 13 2013 2:05PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 443
Lefty here!
Aug 13 2013 2:10PM
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Wood_Wizard
Posts: 805 - Karma: 899
Lefty here reporting for duty
Aug 13 2013 2:14PM
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jcc03skis
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,020
I'm sorry for your loss.
Aug 13 2013 2:17PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 11,746
represent
Aug 13 2013 2:19PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
you guys are all filthy fucking freaks
Aug 13 2013 2:29PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,881
you masturbate and shake hands with the same hand
Aug 13 2013 2:32PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
My dad is an architect and he is left handed. He always jokingly says that you can't be a good architect unless you are left handed. I'm going to have to call him and wish him happy lefty day.
Aug 13 2013 2:38PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
ha! have you guys even hit puberty yet?
Aug 13 2013 2:51PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
dont know. were to busy drinking and being geniuses.
Aug 13 2013 3:04PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
I have the Left's Syndrome.
Aug 13 2013 3:07PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
i can use both to masturbate /claim
Aug 13 2013 3:10PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
So you're ambidicktrous?!?!?!
Aug 13 2013 3:17PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
i believe it's called dyslexic
Aug 13 2013 3:21PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
Dickslexia is a processing condition that often results in inadvertent anal.
Aug 13 2013 3:29PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
sigged
Aug 13 2013 4:24PM
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Jesse.White
Posts: 450 - Karma: 754
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Aug 13 2013 5:15PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I write lefty. Have any of you guys learned to write with your hand below the lines youre writing on so you dont get the graphite/ink smears on your hand?
Aug 13 2013 5:57PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i hope you freaks all die in crazy accidents involving the use of machinery made for us normal folk!!
Aug 13 2013 6:10PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,987
Lefty checking in. And no diglett I just write with my hand above the letters and paper rotated slightly counter clockwise. That way I still have the forward slant. You're welcome for changing your life.
Aug 13 2013 6:14PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
Posts: 434 - Karma: 389
southpaw for life
Aug 13 2013 6:49PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5247 - Karma: 20,886
nope
At the end of the day my pinky finger looks like the tin man's
Aug 13 2013 6:52PM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,110
I do everything left handed except throw and write. Does that count?
Aug 14 2013 12:06AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
RIGHT POWER! Sorry for being a right supremacist...

But Lefty's are still alright I guess:

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Aug 14 2013 12:09AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
Lefties fucking blow.

Exhibit A:



You all fucking suck
Aug 14 2013 12:26AM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
I'll join the celebrations.. I am left footed.
Aug 14 2013 12:36AM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Lefty here checking in
Aug 14 2013 12:48AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
lefties!
Aug 14 2013 12:50AM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
just saw this, I'm also a lefty. I got surgery on my shoulder almost 2 months ago, and so many people kept saying "at least its just your left arm thats in a sling"
Aug 14 2013 5:44PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10648 - Karma: 7,665
ambidextrous person up in this bitch.
Aug 14 2013 5:56PM
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corona
Posts: 12818 - Karma: 32,995
write "Hi, I'm roddy116 and I'm ambidextrous." with both hands, one above the other, take a picture then post results here.
Aug 14 2013 6:25PM
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