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I'm getting supper stoned and buying stuff with my parents credit card

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SmotSmoke
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What should I buy? I am deciding theres a $500 limit. Give me ideas!
Aug 10 2013 7:55PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
Dildos man. Start an empire!
Aug 10 2013 7:56PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
jib dude
Aug 10 2013 7:56PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Here's your idea:

Your suggested action is ill-advised and will surely not end in a positive way. Sit on that idea for a while. See what happens first.
Aug 10 2013 8:00PM
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NEIL-YOUNG
Posts: 317 - Karma: 423
a latvian person   then  rape rape  rape
Aug 10 2013 8:02PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
For the love of all that is holy, please be trolling...
Aug 10 2013 8:04PM
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Notreallydrunk
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If i wasnt broke i would have orderd this shit on the spot! FUR SHURE
Aug 10 2013 8:05PM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
pm me the number, expiration, and security code and I'll help you out
Aug 10 2013 8:06PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
just doo it dude free shits cool, wanna send me some shit?
Aug 10 2013 8:06PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
Lube and condoms
Aug 10 2013 8:08PM
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TimeWasted
Posts: 362 - Karma: 593
Buy me one of those Saga Trippy Hoodies. Those things are dope but way too overpriced, for me at least, your parents can afford it :)
Aug 10 2013 8:20PM
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Nieds
Posts: 832 - Karma: 1,926
Buy donator status and support newschoolers.
Aug 10 2013 8:25PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18227 - Karma: 12,372
And not the lowest level.
Aug 10 2013 8:27PM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
buy 10 people on this thread baller donator tags
Aug 10 2013 8:59PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6116 - Karma: 7,712
Gonna get in this thread.
Aug 10 2013 9:04PM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
^
Aug 10 2013 9:06PM
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Jon_Taffer
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383
This is possibly the best idea I've ever heard of
Aug 10 2013 9:29PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
buy me a 50 inch flatcreen
Aug 10 2013 9:42PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
it's time to get off the internet, kid.

i sincerely hope you post tomorrow saying what a dumbass you were for this whole thing.
Aug 10 2013 9:55PM
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Wood_Wizard
Posts: 805 - Karma: 899
A $300 bong then you can spend the rest on insurance for it
Aug 10 2013 9:57PM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
lots of porn
Aug 10 2013 10:03PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,695
Don't, you'll parents will most likely flip shit and you'll regret it after
Aug 10 2013 10:11PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
order $500 worth of pizzas and save them. When your parents confront you about, you have like 1500 pizzas to throw at them

Aug 10 2013 10:11PM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
i wish pizzas were only 33 cents
Aug 10 2013 10:22PM
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terraclot
Posts: 438 - Karma: 665
you fucking SUCK, OP.
Aug 10 2013 11:00PM
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SmotSmoke
Posts: 599 - Karma: 2,728
I just ordered 4 pizzas and got some cannabis delivered to my front door.

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Aug 10 2013 11:26PM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 246
you win sir.bluntington
Aug 10 2013 11:30PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
pics or it didnt happen
Aug 10 2013 11:32PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
guys don't worry this kid has never posted a serious thread in his career.
Aug 10 2013 11:49PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
buy some new skis

Aug 10 2013 11:53PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Buy fatheads and cardboard cutouts of Tom Wallisch and put them all in a room with a disco ball and get really stoned in it
Aug 10 2013 11:54PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
send poop to every person you know

Aug 10 2013 11:57PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37540 - Karma: 121,647
Buy a $300 bong that you can loiter around safeway parking lots with.
Aug 11 2013 12:26AM
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Benson.
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Aug 11 2013 12:35AM
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Phil-X-
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50 Gallons of sex lube.

Aug 11 2013 2:55AM
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Phil-X-
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Oops. purchasing link on amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
Aug 11 2013 2:56AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
good luck finding one of those for less then 500$
Aug 11 2013 3:15AM
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SmotSmoke
Posts: 599 - Karma: 2,728
Just got paid so im chippin in a hundred for shipping. God damn, Im probably going to have to pay them back in a month or so. For now I'll just act like nothing happened and be happy that a vaporizer is arriving in the mail! Its been a month since I have used a good vape.
Aug 11 2013 3:21AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
I'm calling bullshit
Aug 11 2013 3:27AM
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SmotSmoke
Posts: 599 - Karma: 2,728
Just got paid from my job so I can cover it if my parents ask. My mom doesn't notice anything if I use her card though. I bought skis last fall and I gave her money like a month afterwards and she was asking what it was for. Gettin the VAPE nigga!
Aug 11 2013 3:34AM
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Ketchup.
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Hookers and Blow
Aug 11 2013 5:26AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3033 - Karma: 17,239
If you were my son i would drown you in a bucket of my own semen.

Aug 11 2013 5:56AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
ohh lord...
Aug 11 2013 6:05AM
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BLADEE
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 778
Buy a lawyer that you are gonna sue that lady for your friends bong.
Aug 11 2013 8:31AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
bullshit. post pics of yourself with this thing and NS written on paper somewhere
Aug 11 2013 11:33AM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Either this is bullshit or OP has reached a new level of stupid.
Aug 11 2013 12:47PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37540 - Karma: 121,647
But seriously OP. Quit making up little stories and shit to validate your stoner status to NS.
Aug 11 2013 1:01PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 4,022
If you were my son I'd beat your ass and then stuff you in a closet and maybe consider opening the door every two days to give you water/bread.
Aug 11 2013 1:08PM
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