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The Freestyle rap thread

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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
Post some after me man a cyber-rap battle is beginning now.

Here's mine:

Yo its MC V repping my CFP peeps who fuck wit me become D-E-A-D. Im droppin real beats reppin real streets coast to coast im stronger then most if you mess we mit man youre toast. Ill be your host for this cyber insult fest after a while youll see its me who insults best. I'll pop a nine and stick a bullet through your chest and then I can finally put the rumors to rest.





My name is Sacha Vandersluis and I approve this message.



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Nov 24 2004 7:52PM
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erknz
Posts: 943 - Karma: 256
hey check me out, im zach d
i like to taste tim durtschi's pee.
maybe you have seen me...
smoking cigarattes thinking i am really really cool.
too bad im not cool.



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Nov 28 2004 3:03AM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
alright stop... erich kunz is pissin
a set of testicles is what he's missin
he aint got nothin but he keeps on tryin
gonna keep goin til he's wrinkled and dyin

will he ever stop? i dont know
187 MSPs is the money he rolls
playin in the park? naw i dont think so...
big drops, lines ,and urban 4 kinksos
Nov 28 2004 3:08AM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
206 washington is where im residing
summit at snoqualmie is where i be riding
tore my live on a dragon rail
i keep on trying; once again i fail

Nov 28 2004 3:12AM
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erknz
Posts: 943 - Karma: 256
ooooh, you got me tremblin now,
im from ak and i dont ride pow.
i like to do gagnier grinds
and do switch ups that are blind
i look like a traffic cone when i ski
everyone check me out, i am so key.
while you're at it check my hair cut
it is soooooo emo i want it in the butt.




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Nov 28 2004 3:16AM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
yo look at me, my name is jeff thomas
the only thing i spread, is rotten grey Hummis.
check out my sick company, Theory 3 Media
thats kinda lame shoulda read the encyclopedia
im short and stumpy like your mommas ****
cork 7 leading mute is my favorite trick
Nov 28 2004 3:17AM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
whiskey sippin
misty flippin
i do a screamin semen up side down
scare all you little punks outta town
Nov 28 2004 3:21AM
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Jeff_Thomas
Posts: 3144 - Karma: 184
My names Zach, Im a hack, I want jess girls rack, but hes with her in the sack. I am small, real small, I know I aint tall but fuck you all.
I am zach from AK the little Eskimo, so watch out I cause im gonan go.
Breathe and Stop on Sale Now!

Safety Meeting coming Summer 2005

www.theory-3.com
Nov 28 2004 3:21AM
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Jeff_Thomas
Posts: 3144 - Karma: 184
'jeffs' girl is,, aww fuck
Breathe and Stop on Sale Now!

Safety Meeting coming Summer 2005

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Nov 28 2004 3:22AM
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erknz
Posts: 943 - Karma: 256
eighteen is just a number
with any girl i will slumber
my name is my game
and i will put that shit down on any dame
too bad if i tried to get with a classy hoe
she would say hells no!
4frnt, line...whats next?
ninthward bitch, best respect!
so if you see me, you know my steeze
i live my life like mav...between my knees.

whats my name?




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Nov 28 2004 3:23AM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
dear erich,
hey i ride alpental
i hardly ever fall
only threshold that im pushin
is squawkin bird calls
dont see me riding pow?
open your eyes b****
wipe your goggles off
i be passin you SWITCH
Nov 28 2004 3:24AM
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erknz
Posts: 943 - Karma: 256
oo ah just a little bit,
oo ah just a little bit more.

yo, how about a little less?
im sorry but i need to get this off my chest.
you think your shits progressive?
i think codys poop is more impressive
i really dont mean to set trip
but shit son, you got a lotta lip.
look at my watch from tanner hall
you might have won freshtival if you didnt fall




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Nov 28 2004 3:33AM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
My name’s kunz and I smell like piss,
I wave goodbye to girls instead of snakin a kiss.
I get wasted off of two damn beers,
And jerk off to porn starring two hot queers.
I punch out foos that call me a jibber,
but I don’t rip big lines be-cuz of my liver.
I’m only sponsored cuz I sucked schmuck’s dick,
But he switched teams so now I gots to land a trick.

Nov 28 2004 3:38AM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
heart breaker?
date raper.
dream maker?
goggle gaper

yo check out my new clothes
sessions' latest threads
i look like a huge boogar
that was blown from my head

4frnt skis is my newest sponsor
i got the body and build of a gay club bouncer

Nov 28 2004 3:42AM
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erknz
Posts: 943 - Karma: 256
schwags likes sticky sticks
more like dixie chicks
hey check out my video edit
i like little boys like shawn pettit
dont ask me about sheshul
or i will bite your testicle
whats that? its 3pm?
ok, i think i will wake up now.
good morning, how are you?
what is for breakfast?
oh wonderful!



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Nov 28 2004 3:43AM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
first 4frnt?
then line?
what was levinthal thinkin
when he gave me the time?

i enjoy 80s rock
but my pick-up lines are stock
the last action i got
was an 8 year old ****
Nov 28 2004 3:45AM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
hi my name is nigel
and i smell like food
the last skin i saw
was my roommates boobs

i got a funny accent but i aint frontin
weird michigan music is the beats i be bumpin

i gota a new camera. how does it work?
the room smells like hot dogs whenever i burp
Nov 28 2004 3:50AM
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Jeff_Thomas
Posts: 3144 - Karma: 184
Come on now guys,
its all little lies,
he really isnt that bad,
oh wait, is schmuck really my dad?
I remember this time,
shcmuck and I drank with heim,
It really was bad,
cause hot damn it was really sad.
We were really done for,
specially when hime tried to hit this whore,
but instead, we found him ditch the next day dead.
Breathe and Stop on Sale Now!

Safety Meeting coming Summer 2005

www.theory-3.com
Nov 28 2004 3:52AM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
^wow
Nov 28 2004 3:53AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4724 - Karma: 720
dixie chicks have more dick
then kunz rubbing a nipple.
its simple how fluid my flows
will grow and kill you off with one verse
i think i just put you in a hurse?

die die die
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Nov 28 2004 3:54AM
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erknz
Posts: 943 - Karma: 256
yo yo im jonny malibu
im sooo cool i dont have the time for you
i have ten million accounts in bc
but all the hotties wont look at me
hey check out these ski boards
i am selling them in mad hoards.
whoa peep my orage wood jacket!
too bad 500mm wont hack it.



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Nov 28 2004 4:02AM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
Im zachd and I cant make up my mind,
I switch sponsors all the fuckin time.
Im from AK but I only hit rails,
Maybe cuz my knees are so damn frail,
Unless im down low suckin on a dick,
In which case my acl’s are sturdy as a brick.
I cant spin past a fakie 5,
Wonder how long before I’ll have to switch to line,
Cuz oc and hans are goin soon see the light,
That I’ll never win a comp, nevermind a fight.
But don’t worry zach I’ll be sure to tell Jay,
Just how much your new haircut is gay.

Nov 28 2004 4:04AM
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Five40Guy
Posts: 4733 - Karma: 39
shmuck you need a truck.. you odb comming around hitting up girls fresh into their teens.
zachd who cares if you ski and switch up this and that youd prolly do better if you didnt have to stress your verbal attacks. whatsa that you say your from ak? ok... GAAY K!
jeffy you still working on your little messy in your poo poo pants i remember the times when you would have wine and dined three girls by nine...
ekunz you call that name street credit? i htink your still overwhlemd by your debit... that line might have been lame but i might behind in the game, so all i can say to yoou.. is that you have fucked up too.

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Nov 28 2004 3:13PM
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erknz
Posts: 943 - Karma: 256
the game ended at 3am last night...sorry chile.



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Nov 28 2004 4:45PM
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Jeff_Thomas
Posts: 3144 - Karma: 184
thats cute

Breathe and Stop on Sale Now!

Safety Meeting coming Summer 2005

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Nov 28 2004 10:52PM
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FLGators0621
Posts: 263 - Karma: 10
all my people in the 313, throw your mother fuckin' hands up and ride with me



Dont' come running to me when you cut your legs off with a lawnmower!!
Dec 21 2004 11:32AM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
stepping out to conquer my own destiny
yoda and hans are beside me, bee

i fearcley whip out my laser sword
i sence fear withing our dark lord

our eyes collide but not our beams
we journey through each others bad dreams

I see through him like galaxy 2
and i slice to hit through and through

teh battle rages as i power up
but the sith lord poops in my butt

he staels all my mana away
i wipe the poop from my upper lip

the combat it still rages on
fierce spirits come the cheer me on

i slice his foot like i slice my breadshaw
he falls to the ground like emporer krenshaw

i see the fear in his eyes
as a swipe of justice soon to arrive

takes him over like a terrorist
as i swipe him into a bloody mist.



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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Sep 16 2005 7:02PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
why the hell was this thread ressurected,
when you were dropped on your head i guess you really were affected.
your skills don't compare, so step to the side,
the best rhymes are when my pen and paper collide.
my style is so fresh its like nothing u've seen before,
ask me for a battle, i'll show you some more



gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight
Sep 16 2005 8:12PM
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aftermathdestroyer23
Posts: 330 - Karma: 10
yo u wanna show me some more mah fucka kick in the door like biggie smalls did u worthless kid u wanna battle me i get u killed and ur body dropped off for free u wanna fight shits aight but i was banging ur girl and that shit was tight, i cummed three times all ova her chest, when u come to battle me u better wear a vest.

don't worry im not racist i have a colored tv -grady
Sep 21 2005 9:41PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
great another freestlye rap thread/this doesnt even feel good unlike head/cuz i just hop on and win/its internet and ill bite ya like rin tin tin/cuz im so canine its viscious/when you start bleeding you get very religious/but ill say a last pray for you/and hope i dont blood on my shirt when i bury you/not to be violent or nothing/ill just let you meet your maker aint that somthing?/tell him i said hi/and im the reason you died/cuz i play the hand of god when angels cry/ill make your skin boyle like laura flyn/check it out my belts got rims and they spin/ill kill you verse one or verse 2/and stash your ass in the attic like a jew/like santa you say sit on my lap kid/you grab his nuts then just start jacking/dont get it on your pants/cuz its gross like that not a cool trance/check it out cuz im a baller too/and a murderer and ill kill all of u

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Sep 21 2005 10:09PM
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deep_renegade
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
hey yo

I'm not even chill no more, i'm hotter than steam
I'm the faceless man who chases you in your dreams
I'm the demented freak who sings to women's screams
Take a second look bitch, nothing is what it seems

Sep 22 2005 4:16PM
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awickes
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 51
I thought online battles were ended by the ATA
declared champions, but its still ur heads ill spray
so many kids on this site, gay, bunch of rich kids like on MTV's sweet 16 and made, im here to stay lyrically praised shot up with a internet AK. just wait, walker and i will lyrically slay



SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT
Poppin' them thangs!
-----My Space is For Girls and Homos---
Sep 22 2005 4:48PM
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Sixstep32
Posts: 431 - Karma: 5
Anyone here actually go to battles?
Actually battle?

This internet shit is all to easy, typing and erasing and correcting. Get on a stage and actually battle.

Thats skill

I'm so sophisticated, ur gurl my dick, 9 months later and my mission's is initiated.
Here to create a whole new rapper breed.


I'm Rick James Bitch.....

Show me your titties!

Sep 22 2005 4:57PM
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pedmiqueo
Posts: 863 - Karma: 9
Yea, yea, my name is gordian
I have a big dick, you r a bitch,
if you wanna lick it, cost 75 bucks
my friends name is chuck
i am a street gansta, no wannabe
if you wanna chill wit me u gotsta pass the test

yea fundio repesent

Sep 22 2005 5:04PM
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awickes
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 51
that was the worst verse i ever heard
sounded like someone threw up a few words came out in the middle then burped, that doesnt work
still givin u shit with a smirk on my face, im laced with a trace of bass, since this online freestyle is back on, im welcomed back like mase. every now and then ill give u a taste sorry but u got e-raped!



SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT
Poppin' them thangs!
-----My Space is For Girls and Homos---
Sep 22 2005 5:18PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
i do you wanna battle/real life hit it up ill make your brain rattle/i feel sorry if your unit is guirilla/im bout hit you with 2 scoops of vanilla/ill come back to life to kill ya/like mike just call me thrilla

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Sep 22 2005 5:42PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
chronic listens to swollen members alot I bet


BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS
your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
Sep 22 2005 5:49PM
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Sixstep32
Posts: 431 - Karma: 5
hucker 22 u listen to the game dont yah


I'm Rick James Bitch.....

Show me your titties!

Sep 22 2005 6:04PM
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Sixstep32
Posts: 431 - Karma: 5
My unit is gorilla, f**k with my la familia,
And I will kill ya

Hahahahahahaha

I can call you mike, sike, I take the mic, and destroy you tonight...
You chop others rappas shit when ever you try to Write.....
Or maybe your just not creative, or maybe your just made of, a lack of skill, but if you wanna battle, dont use other peoples shit it's not ill



I'm Rick James Bitch.....

Show me your titties!

Sep 22 2005 6:07PM
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lamp
Posts: 3486 - Karma: 44
hey, hey, hey, thats a swollen members song son

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i'm with stupid^


"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

Watch it dude, he knows black people- EasySteezey
Sep 22 2005 7:26PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
yea i actually did battle some african american at some 7-11 so i was kinda intimidated, but i got like 2 pretty good rounds out, and then he just demolished me. usually when i battle white people though, im not as scared, so i do pretty good.



gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight
Sep 22 2005 9:01PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
tanaka ^ holy fucking fuck that is funny
backround noise ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooo
foshizzle

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Sep 22 2005 9:05PM
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Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
gorsh that was a long time ago.



All hail the hypno toad!
Sep 22 2005 9:16PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
im sorry i dont see how that shit is similar
and your raps are jokes like the riddler
i guess it still makes me laugh
you so girlly go take a bubble bath
if u see me in 1 its with 4 women by my side
and me and u battle is like worlds collide
but i always come out on top
cuz im so hot you just cant stop

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Sep 22 2005 10:00PM
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Sixstep32
Posts: 431 - Karma: 5
First off I'd never see you in a bath,
I ain't no peeping tom fag like you,
So go and take it in the ass.
You got no class, no cash, U could ask 100 handicaps chicks to join you,
And they would all pass.
Bitches wanna rub a dub in the tub wit me, u see,
I'm Hung, your short........
Like a light switch B.
No clearly your looking for mercy, track marks from my mic, got you looking like Junky.
Clash and collide, yes our worlds would be.
But my names Collision, and I got it locked,
Like perps in a penitentiary.
Mention me again, and it'll be your end, try to defend or pretend, but we all know who's the real men.
You claim to come out on top, that's just cuz your boy stewart, likes to fuck you and be able to see your cock.
FAG
You ain't hot aint ready to drop, when you open your mouth dawg, just stop, there aint no point in speakin, cuz I'm leakin flows, like a coke heads noise and it goes and goes

I'm out


I'm Rick James Bitch.....

Show me your titties!

Sep 23 2005 10:49AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
why you know so much about my penis?
i got your girl so wet i had to take the sheets to the cleaners
dont be a fab bag ticking of shit
your not dropping raps but taking donkey punch hits
any nasty ass sucka can steal some ryhmes
put em on the internet and think there a dime
not top of the line cuz in real life youd stubmle and cry
sorta like blizzard the jew on made
c rayz could never save your ass cuz hes worried bout aids
now you want to know what inspired me to ryhme?
ill tell you fast cars danger fire and knives
so how bout you get culture stop rappin bout gays
with girls or on the radio youll never get plays
so i guess i can rap with both hands behind my back
and you cant say shit to me while your suckin dick for crack
old g, run dmc, i got lines like coke whores you see
your just like the asian on austin powers screammin foook meeeee

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Sep 23 2005 12:01PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23

good job ryhming 2 with 2
you can try and beat me till your face turns blue
oo so what you gonna shoot me where is your gun?
wear your track shoes when i step to you, you run
actually my gf is doing great
youll have to wait for my left nut cuz there is to much on my girls plate
so i guess your a little late
we had 4 dudes hit your mom and those balls man she jugled all 8
but w/e im battling you not your mom
but ill still kill you superhero style like capcom
so good try trying to beat me
go to bed your moms screaming eat me
so dont play with me im hucker
and your a soft ass punk pussy mother fucker

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Sep 23 2005 4:16PM
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pedmiqueo
Posts: 863 - Karma: 9
^dat shit is terrible
Oct 16 2005 7:20PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
wheres lil' G ???? I might have step in here and bat if lil G would
Oct 16 2005 8:12PM
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gaberaham
Posts: 640 - Karma: 17
I'm calling you out that is a copyed from swollen memebers - Aggression.

Cheater
Oct 16 2005 9:52PM
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PIMP23
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
this rap goes to pussyfooter

you eat shit
and u have never sucked a tit
im the pimp on the mother fucking mic
so dont fuck with me or that fat as dike
im rutheless
ill leave ur fat fucking ass toothless
ur a fucking bitch
someone throw him in the ditch
put a gat to his forehead
so he feels lead
cuz i dont fucking care
or mess with my hair
this fucking rap blows
but pussyfooter knows
im gunna kill his bitch ass
before he has time to run away fast
so gaff fuck you
suck a dick cuz ur out of our kru
Oct 17 2005 12:54AM
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