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hucker22
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so im stuck, so i turn to ns for help. this girl who i posted a pic of in the gf bf thread that i was gonna ask out likes it when guys are creative and cute, and do more than just say will you go out with me. any ideas? ive gottin no help from anyone so far, i hope u guys can help me
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Nov 24 2004 7:34PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
ask if you can carress her nipples with your face.


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Nov 24 2004 7:35PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
ok heres what u do u put a litle flag on your penis (this will only work if your penis is over 6 inches) and when u see her ask her to get on her knees so she can see you. make sure u have your zipper open before this then u look down her shirt and try really hard to get hard and when u do ur dick will pop out with a sighn that ses 'will you go out with me' 'PS: suck my dick'



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Nov 24 2004 7:38PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
^^haha or just get some flowers and right a note in there asking
or find out what number her locker is and give her some chocolates that have sex written all over tehm
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Nov 24 2004 7:39PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
ask her to wipe your ass for u after a shit...that really turnes girls on...thats wut my mom told me





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Nov 24 2004 7:42PM
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PE
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
wow u guys are ass hole slike he needs help here to bad i cant help u i'm stuck n the issue myslelf
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Nov 24 2004 7:52PM
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you will die!^
Nov 24 2004 7:52PM
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Girays_Brother
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shit^^^ns alien

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Nov 24 2004 7:55PM
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davidh
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that doesnt look like the online alien

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Nov 24 2004 7:58PM
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Girays_Brother
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click on his name
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Nov 24 2004 8:05PM
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404404
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i hate you. i hate you so so much
Nov 24 2004 8:05PM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Awww, how cute... The age where people still ask each other out!


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Nov 24 2004 8:11PM
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CCskiBum00
Posts: 242 - Karma: 10
tell her to get wit u cause 'you'll treat her like milk do nutten but spoil her' Lil flip - sunshine


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Nov 24 2004 9:03PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
dont aske her out over the phone, thats gay make it presonal and make it emo like, chicks love that shit

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Nov 24 2004 9:07PM
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justinm
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 26
go to a bar with her, go dancining, solowly turning into dirty dancing, then you make out, bring her home bang bang you wake up your roomies and the job is done.





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Nov 24 2004 9:10PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
give up man, if you gotta ask this place for help you already failed


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Nov 24 2004 9:36PM
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*NWFT*nUkkA
Posts: 503 - Karma: 11
yuk!
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in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-someone
Nov 24 2004 9:37PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
have some NS celeb. like Sam D Caylor, Jeff Kiesel, or Matt Harvey to call her up and ask you.
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Nov 24 2004 9:39PM
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Tosh
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testing icon
Nov 24 2004 9:39PM
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EastCoastPride
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oh shit yeah pat's right. if you have jeff kiesel call her she'll melt like provolone on a burger.


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Nov 24 2004 9:41PM
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*NWFT*nUkkA
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yuk!
BLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLING!!


*NWFT* imma strait gangsta bytch!

in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-someone
Nov 24 2004 9:41PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
all very helpful but i have danced with her, and she can dance lie a freak oh my...but ya i guess flowerd with a note whoever said that
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Nov 24 2004 9:57PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
yuck, you'll be known as the pussy from this day on if you do that. Do something manly, like cut her initials into your chest or something.
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Nov 24 2004 9:59PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
ask her out ...maybe shes just playing hard to get



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Nov 24 2004 9:59PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
def get jeff right on it
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Nov 24 2004 10:15PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
ok heres what u say:

Oh dearest love would you be ever so kind as to make me that happiest man alive and accompany me to the movie this evening (at this point give her chocolates and flowers) !

good luck!
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Nov 24 2004 10:19PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
Hey if you're not afraid to sing, nothing wins over a girl's heart like a song about here. Doesn't have to be too complicated, just show her you spent sometime trying to do something nice for her. Lots of attentions is a winner.


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Nov 24 2004 10:55PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
2 weeks ago when i asked out my girl I got shut down... I said the obvious line 'so i guess u wana go out wit me then' and she says 'No.' cause she thought i was talking about going out for lunch. Ifelt pretty dumb





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Nov 24 2004 10:58PM
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skibunnie
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the flowers thing is a good idea



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Nov 24 2004 10:58PM
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CTripper
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punch her in the chin.
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Nov 24 2004 11:03PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
^^^i like that idea
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Nov 24 2004 11:12PM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
just ask her out, fuk all the creativity crap, be creative in bed
Nov 24 2004 11:36PM
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ElGato........just....no. ^^
Nov 24 2004 11:45PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
ok, first of all DON'T just be like 'will you go out with me?' that sucks, don't do it, even if you are in 7th grade, don't do it. you gotta be sauve, call her and when she answers and she says hello be like 'hello.....OH CRAP!' and hang up really fast, then call her back and be like 'sorry, i wrote myself out a little script of things i was going to say and i left it in the other room.' and then ask her if she wants to go to a movie or have a pull up contest or something.



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Nov 24 2004 11:50PM
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r_witt
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Ds hit this one on the head. If you had to come on here to ask for advice on a girl we've never met, you're sorta screwed.
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Nov 25 2004 12:51AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Hahaha Danny... How often do you use that one?


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Nov 25 2004 12:56AM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
talk to girls they know things



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Nov 25 2004 1:32AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Dude just ask her man. And if it doesn't work out, ask again in a few months. Worked for me.



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Nov 25 2004 9:21AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Now I must return to obeying the alien!



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Nov 25 2004 9:22AM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 7,732
go out with em to a local movie theater or something.....then they'll kinda get the idea.
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Nov 25 2004 9:27AM
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powder_2_the_people
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have ur buddies graffiti her name on the police station. and her address and telefone number.


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Nov 25 2004 9:42AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
a pullup contest hahah
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Nov 25 2004 9:51AM
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Ok some dipshit at my school said this when he asked a girl out 'I would tie my penis to a tree with a rope and jump out for you' Now, this may or may not work, so I would save the so called 'Penis Jump' as a lasy resort.


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Nov 25 2004 10:18AM
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twix_182
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well if uve seen not another teen movie, u know that the banana split is always sure to work. u know what im talkin bout


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Nov 25 2004 10:39AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
u dont really need to ask her out, just kinda start hanging out with her and stuff, and she will get the hint.





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Nov 25 2004 11:21AM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
haha he goes on the internet or advice on asking someone out. dont be a pussy and ask her out buddy.
Nov 25 2004 11:23AM
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just tell everyone you know that you are dating her, word will get around and she'll just go out with you to avoid a scene.

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Nov 25 2004 11:27AM
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freeski1620
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kld is right, i have never actualty asked a girl out, we just start doing things together, and after a few week or something, they usualy say to me, well, i guess were going out. the key is to know if there in to you, if they are your set, you dont even have to do anything. i find that if you dont try to go out with them and act like you want to be your friend it ends up happening, if your good enough friends you will be set, just give it time. rushing into stuff is bad, because you dont always know what the person is like, i got screwed over like that, and swore i would never do it again.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 25 2004 11:41AM
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freeski1620
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^^ that aint right man, that aint right.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 25 2004 12:32PM
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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
are you kidding me? is this for real, is this post a joke??? i say stick it in her but and give her a nice suprise...it workds trust me... do it without lube too... its a great sensation
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Nov 25 2004 3:02PM
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Pavesi
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bang first ask questions later no just joking make her laugh and ya girls like that works for me
Nov 25 2004 3:13PM
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