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GrahamGould
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whats the funniest/deepest/coolest stoner conversation you can tell us about?

mine is the flavor theory. the idea is that all the flavors in the world exist in water, and they balance each other out so you dont taste anything. Then, when you start to take flavors out, you throw off the balance and get things like ice tea and coke.

What do ya got, NS?
Aug 8 2013 10:09PM
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Rafiki
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talk about the stars or think about how our whole universe could be on a speck like in horton hears a who
Aug 8 2013 10:10PM
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El_Barto.
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One time my friend told me bears must be high all the time because he runs like a bear when hes high. He then showed me how bears run.
Aug 8 2013 10:13PM
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freestyler540
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I saw a leaf fall on my patio. I examined it because it was new and interesting. However it moves without wind, so I thought it was an ant carrying it. But, after a few minutes of irratic movements; it stopped. I got close to it and approaches my index finger to nudge it. Then it flew away!

It was a butterfly
Aug 8 2013 10:49PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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They should make weed legal.

Yea I know

Wait what
Aug 8 2013 10:52PM
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louie.mirags
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We've talked about how thinks taste or smell bad based on whether or not we should eat it or run from it.
Aug 8 2013 10:52PM
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Heart
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We had just finished smerking, and were discussing something relating to joints. My friend was scrounging around his carpet and found a peanut, and somehow I was fully convinced that a peanut wrapped in the end of a joint would make a good filter. Not sure what was going through my head.
Aug 8 2013 11:53PM
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Malcolm
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I was fully expecting you to say "Because I'm allergic to peanuts" at the end
Aug 8 2013 11:55PM
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last_tango
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what if I could open a casino in the middle of the ocean and it would have pistons under it to keep the whole floating building from rocking. This thing would be massive and you could only get to it by boat or fancy ass sea plane. It would make mad bank and tons of rich people would come and give me all of their money.

That was my latest high idea.
Aug 9 2013 12:12AM
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sammy_
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threads for when i remember
Aug 9 2013 12:37AM
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Petey.
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Aug 9 2013 1:06AM
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MASkier
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Guys
Yeah
Yeah?
uhhhh

Aug 9 2013 10:19AM
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walterson
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yooo lets hit up mickey ds

nahhhh chipotle

im feelin some tasty burger fellas

splice is a homo

yooo lets hit up mickey ds
Aug 9 2013 10:24AM
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dilla_says_go
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true story: one time a friend and i were getting stoned behind the mcdonalds and we were talking about what goes into a mcdonalds cheeseburger and how there are like, NO natural ingredients AT ALL. then as we were leaving my friend accidentally backed over some little kid. i'm pretty sure the kid was OK but we didn't stick around long enough to find out.

afterwards we decided that mcdonalds is probably the worst stoner food ever because it's so fattening.
Aug 9 2013 10:31AM
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last_tango
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Aug 9 2013 12:50PM
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Kazabazua
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Wait a second, you backed up over a little kid... and didn't see if he was okay? You're a bigger piece of shit than skiierman.
Aug 9 2013 12:58PM
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Hodor
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got stoned and realized

blue + yellow = green

water+ sunshine= plant life

Aug 9 2013 1:18PM
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HR8938Cephei
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Aug 10 2013 3:18AM
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sammy_
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the concept of time
Aug 10 2013 3:39AM
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BigDog
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Aug 10 2013 4:42AM
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connecticunt
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my friends and I always talk about that and how easygoing everyone must have been before everything was timed and scheduled.

a popular conversation topic is also whether or not us as a human race would be better off if we were unaware of our mortality
Aug 10 2013 10:06AM
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Chinchi
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My friends and I had a string theory conversation last night, it was pretty neat.
Aug 10 2013 11:36AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Multiple big bangs/unviverse. Scale of universe. How our generation will never see interstellar travel.
Aug 10 2013 11:51AM
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Big_Spence
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born too soon....

most of the time my friends talk about the past/how to make more money.
Aug 10 2013 11:59AM
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Wizerd
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After we smoked, it was about 7 pm, we walked to our local drive-in movie theater and sat in the grass eating sour patch kids staring at the screen, we were convinced Finding Nemo was playing on the screen. Not really a conversation, but the whole time we talked about how we should try and meet Nemo and Marlin
Aug 10 2013 1:05PM
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Spinoza
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was convinced that Kung Fu Panda was the continuation of the bible story. i wrote a long article about it on imdb, cant find it now though
Aug 10 2013 1:12PM
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Jweid
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One of the craziest things me and my friends like to talk about is the concept of light speed. One light year is about 6 trillion miles which means it takes light one year to travel 6 million miles. So when scientists take pictures of planets which have signs of green life or water a million light years away, that means that your seeing the light projected from that planet a million years ago. So say theirs a star 100 million light years away that has already collapsed, you'll still see that star for 100 million years even though it doesn't even exist anymore. Vice versa if you send out a massive mirror into space say 10 light years away and then took a picture of it with a telescope you would be able to see yourself 10 years ago OR say you sent the mirror 250 million light years into space and then took a picture of that, you would be able to see fucking dinosaurs walking around on the earth.
Aug 10 2013 2:15PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I have a friend at college who is the epitome of someone who smokes too much, but some of the shit that he says is goddamn hilarious.

I was sitting in class one day and I casually asked him, "What were you up to last night?", he responded with, "Maaaan, I got so high last night.. I deleted all the music off my computer and I can't figure out how to get it back."

Another time I asked him where he was picking up and he nonchalantly says, "Some guy I know mailed my 4 O's, it's super nice because the post office does all the work."

It was one of those moments were I didn't even know what to say. He's a super cool dude though, always hooking me up with free subs when he's working at Subway.
Aug 10 2013 2:51PM
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Petey.
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widdly scuds
Aug 10 2013 4:48PM
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Phil-X-
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Just some brears, ya dingus!
Aug 10 2013 4:50PM
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207
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I don't smoke DOPE aka the DEVILS PLANT and I'VE NOTIFIED THE DEA ABOUT THIS THREAD THEYRE COMING TO ARREST ALL OF U DOPE SMOKING LAZY RETARDS
Aug 10 2013 5:52PM
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GayWolf420
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I came up with this crazy theory about the Dinos going extinct. Instead of asteroids and meteors, how about a giant alien space craft with some of the first forms of humans and primates in test tubes and shit crashes into earth releasing the first species. The ship crew is killed because the atmosphere is nothing oftheir home planets and they are killed on impact as well.
Aug 10 2013 6:00PM
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northeast
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this year at Phish at SPAC my friend and I meant to go check out the late night band because we were kicking it with the keys player earlier that night and promised we'd see him later, so we got back to Lee's after the show and were like "okay let's roll a joint and smoke it on the way" so we rolled a joint and then we were like "wait we should get high first." this went on for about three hours. four joints, a blunt and a bowl later we caught the final 15 minutes of the set.
Aug 11 2013 12:41AM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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too many serious epiphanies have occurred to me while I'm stoned
Aug 11 2013 2:29AM
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original
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One time me and my buddies were sitting around getting baked, and I started seeing different patterns on the ground (which were sticks). We ended up using the different sticks as coordinates and played battleships on the ground with painecones and rocks.
Aug 11 2013 3:05AM
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NEIL-YOUNG
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my favorite is what if  fish could swim in powder like thewy did in water and you could ski with a net and catch pow fish
Aug 11 2013 4:19AM
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