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danbrown
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my iphone got stolen about a month ago so now i have this piece of shit droid. anyways, i found out about this app called 'send me to heaven' which basically just records how high you can throw your phone.

however, apple refused to OK it for the app store, so it's only available for droids. if you have a jailbroken iphone you can probably get it though.

so if you have a piece of shit droid like i do, download the app and post your scores here. the first time i threw it i got 4.82 meters. i'm at work right now but i'll try again later
Aug 8 2013 4:55PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha that's so stupid i love it
Aug 8 2013 4:58PM
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Mag
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Aug 8 2013 4:58PM
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Peter.
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incredible app idea. wish i had an android phone now
Aug 8 2013 5:00PM
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1337
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hahahahhahahha awesome
Aug 8 2013 5:01PM
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I_Am_Mod
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haha, kudos to the genius who invented this!
Aug 8 2013 5:02PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I want to know who holds the world record for this app.
Aug 8 2013 5:05PM
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Mag
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Does this work by gps or gravity speed acceleration equations?
Aug 8 2013 5:07PM
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I_Am_Mod
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probably accelerators, simply 'counting' the time between launch and impact, i think this would be the easiest way to make this app ....
Aug 8 2013 5:17PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1143 - Karma: 1,568
Throwing my s4 now, will post results
Aug 8 2013 5:53PM
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Cotter
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putting on my otter box right meow. and tossin my s4 in de air
Aug 8 2013 8:32PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Don't tell me what to do.
Aug 8 2013 10:13PM
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danbrown
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just hit 5.87. as the beers increase, so does the height apparently
Aug 8 2013 10:52PM
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.frenchy
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I'm happy I have a droid now!
Aug 8 2013 11:08PM
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ObiWanKablowme
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i cant find it :(
Aug 8 2013 11:13PM
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Ski_The_E
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Back when i had an alias i threw it high enough to hit the highest part of the roof in the main building in my school which is shaped as an arch. Completely guessing here but thats probably about 25 ft.
Aug 8 2013 11:19PM
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.Hugo.
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Really want to try this... thinking I should have gotten insurance now
Aug 8 2013 11:27PM
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danbrown
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i went to the google app store thing and typed "send me to heaven" it might have been the third result down? it has a yellow logo with black writing, and also might have been abbreviated as "S.M.T.H."
Aug 8 2013 11:30PM
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coolflash8
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just got it. its 95 degress in thailand tho so ill wait until night to do it
Aug 8 2013 11:33PM
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whoa-dere
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Man fuck I want to go to thailand. Brb getting my moms phone to do this
Aug 9 2013 2:04AM
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RubberSoul
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Copy/pasted from the manual: "Pussy shit."
Aug 9 2013 9:34AM
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Austin.ski
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i was thinking the same thing
Aug 9 2013 12:14PM
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Spagett+
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Fuck apple. I have a life proof case. This game was made for me.
Aug 9 2013 12:19PM
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Cotter
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It seems like it only works with out my case on, well shit
Aug 9 2013 12:59PM
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danbrown
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bump aint nobody posted results yet
Aug 9 2013 6:39PM
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coolflash8
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2 meters. Im a pussy. The record is 44 lol
Aug 9 2013 9:11PM
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the-honeypossum
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cause the case takes the fun out of it!

Aug 9 2013 9:13PM
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NinetyFour
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Actually there is an app for iPhones called 'freefall'. Only records airtime I think but it's the same idea.
Aug 9 2013 9:30PM
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NinetyFour
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Aug 9 2013 9:34PM
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edai
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Threads for when one of you blows your phone to pieces
Aug 9 2013 9:38PM
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CheddarJack
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inb4it turns out Apple made the app so people would break their Androids and then buy iPhones.

Aaaand queue the tin foil.
Aug 9 2013 9:47PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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cue?
Aug 9 2013 9:53PM
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CheddarJack
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cue. woops.
Aug 9 2013 9:56PM
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jibbinc.
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s4>iphone
Aug 9 2013 9:57PM
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greene
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7.76m motherfuckers, made it on the daily leaderboard
Aug 9 2013 11:35PM
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danbrown
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pics or it didnt happen
Aug 9 2013 11:42PM
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steep
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I witnessed it after 30+ attempts
Aug 10 2013 12:24AM
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Jeebus.
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it should also have a count of how many retards broke their phones doing this, thats a figure i'm interested in seeing.
Aug 10 2013 1:24AM
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whoa-dere
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how would it know if the phone broke?
Aug 10 2013 2:47AM
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Mar-O
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Got 5.04, but I am pretty sure I got it allot higher on some of my other attempts but then it didn't work :(
Decided to quit when I broke my screen because I hit a tree, my screen still works and its all up in the corner so its not to bad, haha.
Aug 10 2013 9:52AM
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RubberSoul
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technique? typical underhand fling straight up?
Aug 12 2013 4:00PM
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maximiliaan
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Almost went wrong the first try, forgot that it was plugged in the phone charger
Aug 12 2013 4:29PM
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I_Am_Mod
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haha, that'd be so sad :P

if your phone dies during a record atempt so what but if it dies because you fucked up, that's just sad :P
Aug 12 2013 6:41PM
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danbrown
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I just got 6.6 and got scared
Aug 12 2013 8:37PM
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RubberSoul
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and automatically search each frame of video for faces and collect them for you

patent pending
Aug 12 2013 9:33PM
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