Replying to 2014's Inovation in skiing

I recently got a new job at a paper factory and I do landscaping and maintenance work around the facility, the second I put that machine on my back, I knew I had to tell the world.
The 2013-2014 season will be known for that of the:
Backpack Leafblower.

The machine I'm using in particular definitely produces enough thrust at even 1/2 capacity to pull one along and even up shallow inclines on snow.
backpack blower tricks and style are easily incorporated do to the easy malleability of the thrust.

Thoughts?