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Life is not a competition.

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ktollefson_1080
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Aug 4 2013 5:03AM
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No.Quarter
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My dad could beat up your dad
Aug 4 2013 5:07AM
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SHARKWEAK
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yes it is and Gus Kenworthy gets a huge thrill from it
Aug 4 2013 5:15AM
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shr@gler
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Aug 4 2013 5:25AM
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ignantchief
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you idiot life itself is based on the properties of natural selection, or "survival of the fittest." Our species (homo sapien) would not exist if we did not compete and win versus less fit species. We compete every day to better our resume, to be more successful than other people, to have the hottest girl--it is human nature.
Aug 4 2013 11:57AM
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SFB
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i bet your dad only has like 5mil.
Aug 4 2013 11:58AM
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TechnoPotamus
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yes it is
Aug 4 2013 12:17PM
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Caspaaa
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This is one of the most disturbingly true quotes I have ever read.

It's everything.
Aug 4 2013 12:23PM
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Jeebus.
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Seriously though...
Aug 4 2013 12:28PM
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dispatchQ_main
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no way jose
Aug 4 2013 12:31PM
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GetBent+
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sure it is. dickweed

Aug 4 2013 12:42PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I'm better than you!
Aug 4 2013 12:52PM
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Wolfgang.
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I guess you must have lost the game of life.
Aug 4 2013 1:09PM
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Bombogenesis
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lol life is literally the biggest competition in the universe you dipshit
Aug 4 2013 1:11PM
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SamtheEagle
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well it isnt a competition anymore because I already won
Aug 4 2013 1:18PM
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Troy.
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you probably can't even lift
Aug 4 2013 1:23PM
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Caspaaa
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Can't tell if sarcastic or just at a loss of words like I am
Aug 4 2013 3:06PM
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.Hugo.
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Is that what your parents told you to make you feel better because you suck at everything you do?
Aug 4 2013 3:12PM
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skifoo
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can you even backflip
Aug 4 2013 3:28PM
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Rachy
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life is a competition unless you're an existential sybarite that doesn't want children.
Aug 4 2013 4:12PM
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deleted5
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Yes it is and I'm winning.
Aug 4 2013 4:14PM
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Caspaaa
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When life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave everyone else to figure out how the fuck you did it
Aug 4 2013 4:27PM
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