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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
My mom has seen all of the traveling circus episodes /claim
She can slide boxes /claim
And she is thug af:
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Any cool mum claims of ns?
Jul 31 2013 9:57PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,781
I came here for mom clams


disappointed
Jul 31 2013 10:00PM
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animeallstar
Posts: 835 - Karma: 1,245
I wanna see some MILF's.
Jul 31 2013 10:06PM
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corona
Posts: 12804 - Karma: 32,822
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Jul 31 2013 10:07PM
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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
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Jul 31 2013 10:17PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
Posts: 561 - Karma: 262
Shit this reminds me of that thread where you get your parents to wear your outerwear. Pretty funny stuff. Anyone remember what that was called?

I think someone got their 80 year old grandma to dress up or something haha
Jul 31 2013 10:20PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
Nice toenails
Jul 31 2013 10:23PM
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
thats a cool mom
Jul 31 2013 10:37PM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
That was funny of grandma though! Anyway, photo of Balbertt$ mom so cool! thumbs up! : )
Jul 31 2013 10:41PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
Damnnn I'm totally gonna make my dad wear one of my outwear combos skiing this year haha. He doesn't know anything about park skiing but he rips /claim
Jul 31 2013 10:42PM
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bakerpunk
Posts: 884 - Karma: 1,126
is your mom single? i could be your new step dad.
Jul 31 2013 10:50PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094
my mom smokes butts /claim
Jul 31 2013 11:10PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 1,192
why are your big toe nails painted?
I guess moms are good at painting nails
Jul 31 2013 11:26PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 6,294
My mom used to smoke cigs. She started way before I was born and quit within less than a year. /claim
Jul 31 2013 11:29PM
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tcurle
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 5,280
Mom told me I was failed birth control and a broken condom baby /claim
Jul 31 2013 11:42PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 6,294
My mom gave birth to me and a fraternal twin brother but came out first. /claim
Jul 31 2013 11:48PM
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bakerpunk
Posts: 884 - Karma: 1,126
how good is she at making sandwich's? does she brown bag? will there be a snack pack?
Aug 1 2013 12:22AM
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tri_photo
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 7,195
My mommy says my edits are cool!!!
Aug 1 2013 12:27AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
those are his moms toes
Aug 1 2013 1:05AM
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RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 714 - Karma: 3,216
My mom tore her ACL/meniscus and was back shredding pow the next season.
Aug 1 2013 2:04AM
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JakeSalvador
Posts: 2741 - Karma: 1,309
agreed!
Aug 1 2013 3:05AM
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J-Dunn
Posts: 1113 - Karma: 1,844
hell yea. Threesixd Clothing Represented!!!! ( www.threesixd.com )
Damn yo moms lookin fresh. Imma tap that shit!
Aug 1 2013 8:38AM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
My mums a dyke \claim
Aug 1 2013 10:21AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Just gonna wait for maryo
Aug 1 2013 10:55AM
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SEEL
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 1,082
my friends mom told him that same thing
Aug 1 2013 11:42AM
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Pudge
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 3,117
My ex's mom fucked John Stamos
Aug 1 2013 12:51PM
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Mr.CarrotCake
Posts: 162 - Karma: 112
why does he have his moms toes?
Aug 1 2013 1:01PM
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icculus.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 3,963
My mom cant ski /claim
Aug 1 2013 1:20PM
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arthurvc
Posts: 42 - Karma: -2
my mom takes dicks for a living. claim
Aug 1 2013 1:31PM
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MaryO
Posts: 2583 - Karma: 5,996
She sounds like someone I'd have fun skiing with! She sounds fun! I was actually inside the LTC van haha! Signed my name inside the roof :D
Aug 1 2013 1:35PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
I head it was with her that andy Andy Parry performed the day old chicken wing.
Aug 1 2013 3:36PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
the shadow on your moms lip makes it look like she has a moustache...

oh wait
Aug 1 2013 7:44PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,978
Had no idea it was your mom until i scrolled down to the feet.
Aug 1 2013 11:11PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Haha, your moms rocking a dapper stache
Aug 2 2013 1:05AM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
My mom makes me sandwiches /claim
Aug 2 2013 7:59AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
My mom has bike across the country multiple times and is a couple weeks away from competing in her 4th Iron Man.

My mom can kick your mom's ass.
Aug 2 2013 9:12AM
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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
My mom downhill mountain bikes on a regular basis. She is tough as nails /claim
Aug 2 2013 9:29AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Yeah, that's cute she uses a lift to do all the work for her... reminds me of that mtb ride I'm going on with her next summer. Oh what's it called again? Ah... yes, the Great Divide Trail.
Aug 2 2013 9:33AM
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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
This is a stereotypical XC bikers vs DH biker debate right here. It never ends without someone dying or getting impaired.
Aug 2 2013 9:43AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Not really considering we all have had plenty of years of experience in both... just pointing out the facts.
Aug 2 2013 9:51AM
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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
How bout dis. We are both bikers of some kind. and we enjoy doing it.
Aug 2 2013 9:53AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
No, I hate everyone and everything.
Aug 2 2013 11:14AM
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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
I think we all know that haha
Aug 2 2013 11:24AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,902
And despite all of her efforts to get away from you, you still somehow managed to keep showing up on her doorstep.

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Aug 2 2013 11:30AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,965
I fucked your mom /claim
Aug 3 2013 2:44AM
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s.conway
Posts: 975 - Karma: 622
My mom got uber high at a Zeppelin concert in the 70's and the next thing she remembers is waking up on the floor at a strangers house 3 days later...
Aug 3 2013 4:03AM
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s.conway
Posts: 975 - Karma: 622
My mom got uber high at a Zeppelin concert in the 70s and the next thing she remembers is waking up on the floor of a strangers house 3 days later /claim
Aug 3 2013 4:06AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Your mom is a groupie whore...

sweet claim.
Aug 3 2013 10:42AM
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