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alex=
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thank you 1337 for the inspiration, you are my HERO

okay guys so this is pretty simple, we find out which of us has the most dough, we throw in all their money, we buy a land plot on a huge ass mountain with some dope bowls and a place for a park, and we build a fuckin ski resort for just NSers. Of course we'll tell splice to suck a dick, but everyone else should be fine to come and shred.


IDEAS, LET THEM FLOOOW
Jul 29 2013 10:46PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
If someone starts a kickstarter I'll donate 1 weeks paycheck in return for 4 season passes
Jul 30 2013 11:04AM
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Holte
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Okay, I just Paypal'd OP 10 bucks.
I'll be detuning my edges and standing by for prompt delivery of my season pass.
Jul 30 2013 11:44AM
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Mr.Huck
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A friend of mine was actually thinking about buying this snowcat operation:

http://www.tetongravity.com/blogs/F-O-R-S-A-L-E-Colorado%E2%80%99s-Largest-Cat-Skiing-Operation-5931635.htm

Looked like it was hemorrhaging cash though.
Jul 30 2013 12:00PM
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Laurent.
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Why would I want to share my mountain with a bunch of annoying twelve year old kids talking about #Blazing #420 all day #YOLOSWAG ?

Only those chosen by me will be allowed to come over and of course pinknames.
Jul 30 2013 12:06PM
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Bateman
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am i worthy of thy presence, lord?
Jul 30 2013 1:21PM
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Laurent.
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I will consider tolerating your presence after a minor offering to me in the form of a bottle of 1998 Chateau Lafite Rothschild.
Jul 30 2013 1:24PM
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Bateman
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Already on your way in a crate made of mostly unicorn horn and baby tears.
Jul 30 2013 1:27PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
I just sacrificed four 12-year-olds. They said yolo.
Jul 30 2013 1:29PM
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last_tango
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I volunteer my self as lift ops manager and lift maintenance manager as long as you have doppelmayer lifts and borvig clone fixed grips. Doppelmayer because they do it all better then anybody else and borvig because they are the nokias of lifts. They never break and will run for ever.
Jul 30 2013 1:35PM
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youngdtay
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I don't wanna ski at NS mountain.
Jul 30 2013 1:50PM
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2_fadez
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of course you and your rothschilds...
I'm going to take the party route and bring the Moet
Jul 30 2013 1:57PM
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Turkelton
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Then go away
Jul 30 2013 2:04PM
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youngdtay
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Negatory. You go away.
Jul 30 2013 2:06PM
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c4t_l0ver
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davis, you do want to, and you know it.
Jul 30 2013 2:12PM
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youngdtay
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...





... You're right, Brenan.
Jul 30 2013 2:16PM
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newnewschool
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I feel like the ski lift would be us talking shit, arguing about politics, calling each other twelve, etc. (i.e. non ski gabber)
Jul 30 2013 3:37PM
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SterlingArcher
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And fighting over the 5 girls... With exception to elliemae who would be working the warming hut if u know what i mean
Jul 30 2013 3:45PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
Wait, do you mean Mountain Whore!?















cause yes.
Jul 30 2013 3:52PM
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YourMomsCouch
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What if pink names got their lift tickets free, but in return had to donate a few hours of their time making sandwiches and serving beer to the NS community?
Jul 30 2013 4:00PM
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CaptainObvious.
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That's sexist.
Jul 30 2013 4:05PM
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SterlingArcher
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This a good idea. But what to name the mountain?
Jul 30 2013 4:18PM
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Turkelton
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Silverlackridgestonecityaxvalleyvertoneillingtonokemobackoulderbearammothahoe
Jul 30 2013 4:27PM
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Miomo
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Brokeback Mountain
Jul 30 2013 4:34PM
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Bateman
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Good one


Mount Tittiesprinkles. Just imagine Mt. Tittiesprinkles on a map.
Jul 30 2013 5:47PM
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1337
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when you see it
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Jul 30 2013 6:02PM
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sNaubi
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that's mandatory if this happens.
Jul 30 2013 6:05PM
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-emile-
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change it to ellie's nipple
Jul 30 2013 6:11PM
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alex=
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..................NS Mountain
Jul 30 2013 6:28PM
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Bateman
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how about 'everyone but SKI.SKI.SKI. is welcome, even skiierman.'

just kidding he would never be welcome anywhere ever.
Jul 30 2013 6:38PM
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Jeebus.
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Mary O'Neil must be so stoked to have a mountain named after her nip.
Jul 30 2013 6:49PM
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alex=
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ouch. that dug deep. all the way to my inner steeze.
Jul 30 2013 7:13PM
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Mag
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Hahaha thought it was "Nasty Gash". Or is that too much of something Lawrence would say?

Guys I've managed to steal a whole ski lift, so we're halfway there


Unfortunately my offer of £10 was refused so we'll need to figure out another way to get a piste basher.

Jul 30 2013 7:14PM
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rockersteez
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Surprised we aren't back to NS island since it's summer. I'm down for another round of let's buy a mountain though.


I'll throw in the first $1
Jul 30 2013 7:21PM
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Spagett+
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Would would non nsers be allowed on the mountain, also what about snowboarders and shaun white?
Jul 31 2013 11:58AM
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Jeebus.
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That last one should be the biggest no of them all.
Jul 31 2013 7:46PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I was totally thinking about this while I was running today. I know what we call it.

MountN.S.

Pronounce like "mountainous" but emphasize the N S
Jul 31 2013 9:24PM
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Jeebus.
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Winning
Jul 31 2013 9:26PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3965 - Karma: 6,534
If there's gonna be a summer setup exclusive to NSers, then hell yeah! I'm all for it.
Jul 31 2013 9:26PM
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Steezy_P
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This game was my shit...

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if only I still had it, I could render it...

Jul 31 2013 9:56PM
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shelbskis
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yessss I like this
Jul 31 2013 9:59PM
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last_tango
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I think I'm going to pirate the shit out of that. I had the second one at one point but was too young to play it the right way.
Jul 31 2013 10:24PM
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