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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
thank you 1337 for the inspiration, you are my HERO

okay guys so this is pretty simple, we find out which of us has the most dough, we throw in all their money, we buy a land plot on a huge ass mountain with some dope bowls and a place for a park, and we build a fuckin ski resort for just NSers. Of course we'll tell splice to suck a dick, but everyone else should be fine to come and shred.


IDEAS, LET THEM FLOOOW
Jul 29 2013 10:46PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
So you're saying we find the richest kid on newschoolers, and then make them buy us all a mountain.

I'm in, and I vote Lawrence. for top proprietor.
Jul 29 2013 10:47PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
id buy a season pass.
Jul 29 2013 10:47PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
fuck that i'd live there
Jul 29 2013 10:48PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Well since this IS NS Mountain... I'd never buy a lift ticket, poach all day, and molest children the lodge bathroom, fulfilling my internet roles in real life
Jul 29 2013 10:56PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Alright, so here's the plan.
1:acquire guns and ski masks (shouldn't be too hard 'cause everyone on here is a thug)
2:force the owners of Alta to give us the deeds
3: sell passes only to people who can prove they have and have had a ns account for a set period of time
4: sell the previous owners' organs on the black market
5: ????
6: profit
7: use said profit to build the dopest park of all time

It's basically foolproof, amirite?
Jul 29 2013 10:59PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
a flat bar to a massive bowl would be pretty fucking cool, sending anything you want.
Jul 29 2013 10:59PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
happy to help (>^~^)>
Jul 29 2013 11:00PM
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JahFeels
Posts: 779 - Karma: 587
Make sure there is a shop that only sells full tilts, jiberish, saga and afterbangs.
Jul 29 2013 11:01PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
To be honest... I'd probably snake you all.
Jul 29 2013 11:04PM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
Im the best skier on NS mountain
Jul 29 2013 11:12PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
hey guys I got the money wink wink

http://news.yahoo.com/official-cannes-diamond-heist-actually-nets-136m-211852745.html
Jul 29 2013 11:15PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
If you're at NS mountain you have to act like you act on here. I just want to see skierman lose his shit on all of the noobs.
Jul 29 2013 11:15PM
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Good_Deed
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Jul 29 2013 11:21PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
so if i sent dick pics to all the pinknames can i just ski with my shlong out? no dudes are allowed to look though that's gay. which is cool with me i just don't wanna get raped when everyone is mezmerized by my beast.
Jul 29 2013 11:22PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Or...
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Jul 29 2013 11:26PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Sounds like a plan
Jul 29 2013 11:27PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Where would it be?
Jul 29 2013 11:28PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Man up and Click for larger image
Jul 29 2013 11:29PM
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1337
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MacMahoooon
Jul 29 2013 11:33PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
I second the idea of fulfilling our internet personas at the resort. It would just be one huge douchebag stew save for a small group of cool people. We would have to team up by what cults we're members of for self preservation. All the pinknames would be harassed all day, everyday.
Jul 29 2013 11:34PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
If there was an NS mountain... Everyday there'd be a shit ton of callout threads saying 'I saw you wearing you're blue saga jacket. Your helmet had an NS sticker and u smiled at me... I feel like we had a connection.. HMU'
Jul 29 2013 11:38PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Your*
Jul 29 2013 11:39PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Actually skiierman would "Disaster a quad kink"
Jul 29 2013 11:41PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
We'll need caves for various trolls. They can be comfy caves.
Jul 29 2013 11:48PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
It would be a sausage fest. I like skiing and going for some brews with the babes so I'll stick with my home mountains.
Jul 29 2013 11:56PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
Oh, you're that kind of guy..... WE wouldn't want you anyways.
Jul 30 2013 12:02AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Well this isn't idea hasn't been around for a fucking decade now...

I hear Whaleback is up for sale. I bet random jackass n00bz could run it better so this idea could really work!


OK, so the way I figure it, we need at least 3 NS members to donate about 3 weeks worth of allowance money and I think we got this!
Jul 30 2013 1:48AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
I will donate 1 paycheck
Jul 30 2013 1:51AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Big Bear Mtn. Resorts is up for sale soon. Two NS mountains.
Jul 30 2013 1:56AM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,246
Moonlight Basin is up for sale. Three NS mountains.
Jul 30 2013 2:11AM
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prometheusprime
Posts: 735 - Karma: 677
Boom:
Jul 30 2013 2:14AM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
damn 1million is almost nothing
Jul 30 2013 2:18AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
do you think all of ns could raise 1 million dollars? How many members are there total?
Jul 30 2013 2:25AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
there's over 200k. if everyone donated $5 we'll get it. not every member is active but i bet some are willing to donate more than 5
Jul 30 2013 2:27AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
I'll donate to that
Jul 30 2013 2:30AM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
yes 1million is the initial cost for the mountain and the terrain , you have to account for all the costs of operation etc.

I don't think its realistic for ns to properly run a buisness of that size haha.
Jul 30 2013 2:52AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
Ya but just imagine how badass it would be. Mods can start conducting interviews to hire people.
Jul 30 2013 3:07AM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
im gonna dream about this tonight.
Jul 30 2013 3:21AM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
Plz
Jul 30 2013 3:55AM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,565
We'll need a Euro mountain as well, what about this one. Its got cats, 3 lifts, a shop, a restraunt and development agreements wits right agencies. -http://www.leboncoin.fr/bureaux_commerces/495430204.htm?ca=3_s (sorry about no clicky, I'm on mobile)
Jul 30 2013 4:03AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Put it on my card.
Jul 30 2013 4:55AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
FUCK I know kids who could buy that fucking resort
FUCK probably a lot of people on here have parents who could buy that shit and turn it into a NS mountain
Jul 30 2013 5:22AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
just the thought is hilarious. skiierman not skiing at all and just sitting on the knuckle of the smallest jump hitting kids mid air and spitting on them when they eat shit, or just trolling in real life. also, elgato just banning people from the mountain if they bring porn and such. makes me chuckle.
Jul 30 2013 6:52AM
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cameron_taylor
Posts: 325 - Karma: 446
This is without a doubt the best idea I've ever heard. If we had the money, we should definitely do this.
Jul 30 2013 7:21AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Red Bull, Nike, Oakley, Saga, Burton, Electric, Bataleon, Orage, Ride, Capita, Rockstar, Salomon, Rossignol and Line should collab together with a huge team of groomers as a conglomerate and make the best park mountain the world has ever seen at Whaleback. Imagine, groomed huge snake runs with wooden jibs, floaty jumps, tree taps, gapping over fences, quarters, minipipes, Urban setups, big knuckles to hand-drag, Balcony rails, cannons off cliffs, small and large hips, PVC shit, jibbing on houses, concrete wallrides, skate style bowls and transferable mini quarters....
Imagine
Jul 30 2013 7:51AM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
pow days would be epic since 90% of NS stays in the park when it snows.
Jul 30 2013 8:03AM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
One rich NS'er buys a resort. Makes the dopest park ever. NS'ers get -50% at lift tickets.

Jul 30 2013 8:12AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Very true
Jul 30 2013 8:29AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
there is a ski area near me for sale
Jul 30 2013 8:58AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Every NS needs to donate $40 dollars, i will donate 100 cause i need respect or i will get beat up at the mountain.


Also, what should we name the mountain?
Jul 30 2013 10:56AM
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