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"write the worst poem possible" contest

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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I'll start:


I got a papercut today
It was small, but it stung
It reminded me of my childhood

Sometimes I think about life
It's big like a rollercoaster
Except not

Like Snoop Lion I also
Think that I am Bob Marley
Reincarnated

Shorty did in fact
Where those Apple Bottom Jeans
Even
Boots with the fur

Everyone was indeed looking at her
When she hit the floor
Next think you know
Shorty got low

Shorty got so low
her life is spiraling down
Shorty has hit rock bottom


12 years ago
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
The referenced post has been removed.


I don't go to college
But the dorm room is my domain
Full of pretty bitches
Show me how they use their brain
They sucking dick for homework
Getting that dome worked
11 years ago
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
The bright blue cactus is

alas, yonder smithereens quaintly observe

but are?




salad
11 years ago
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.Steezy-McGee.
Posts: 369 - Karma: 2,620
Roses are red
violets are blue

dildos
11 years ago
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,007
OP's mom jokes.
They are really dumb.

If you're to use them...
You'll not have any more fun.






;)
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,362
DingoSeanOP's mom jokes.
They are really dumb.

If you're to use them...
You'll not have any more fun.






;)


3/10
11 years ago
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,953
DingoSeanOP's mom jokes.
They are really dumb.

If you're to use them...
You'll not have any more fun.






;)


DingoSean's a rabble rouser
Tiny dong inside his trousers
Overusing new mod powers
Oh, where will it end?

Green names keep fueling the shit storm
Fucking the corpse while it's still warm
NSG is about to swarm.
And you just condescend.
11 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,872
Bart.ManDingoSean's a rabble rouser
Tiny dong inside his trousers
Overusing new mod powers
Oh, where will it end?

Green names keep fueling the shit storm
Fucking the corpse while it's still warm
NSG is about to swarm.
And you just condescend.


your poem sucks.



^ that was a compliment
11 years ago
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
sorry for the confusion,

my head must have gained a contusion,

nobody is winning anything,

so go to bed.
11 years ago
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
As I lay here in my bed
I like to think about my head
The milk is getting cold
It doesn't matter though, because it's old

One time a ate a duck
Right before it went into it's tuck
Then I went off onto the hill
Where I traded Pokemon cards with my friend, Bill

But now, my friends, is where my story is done
It was a short one and it didn't include a bun
If you liked my poem, well good for you
Now I have to go take a poo
11 years ago
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Pozzy
Posts: 351 - Karma: 794
-at a rap battle, facing a tomboy lookin bitch-

*clears throat*

Roses are red.
Violets are black.
Why is your chest...
As flat as your back?

BOOOOM

Crowd goes insane, instant win
11 years ago
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
Fuck you
I'm Drunk
Ir's time for class
Fuck you


It's a haikuuuuuuu
11 years ago
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death_grips
Posts: 255 - Karma: 594
Poppin' pills like zits
While someone vomits on your mosquito tits
Slitting wrists while dark evil spirits like Slitherin
Slitherin' with tricks, I'm sick, acid trip
Makes my spitting sick and makes me start hitting chicks, knitting thick
Shitting quick, fitting dick, like transmitting shit with an AIDS stick
Think you're gay as fuck like a fish stick
Tequila shots and salt licks
Getting balls in your face like a free kick
11 years ago
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,975
DingoSeanOP's mom jokes.
They are really dumb.

If you're to use them...
You'll not have any more fun.






;)


DingoSean's mom
is really hot,
i saw her in the shower
when i was a tot,
his dad screamed at me
to go away,
little did he know
i was actually gay.
11 years ago
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,007
milk_manDingoSean's mom
is really hot,
i saw her in the shower
when i was a tot,
his dad screamed at me
to go away,
little did he know
i was actually gay.


talking about my mama? Banned.
11 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,872
DingoSeantalking about my mama? Banned.


your mom is really hot

I like it when she makes me cookies
11 years ago
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,953
DingoSeantalking about my mama? Banned.


See: my line about overuse of new mod powers. REKT!
11 years ago
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,975
Bart.ManSee: my line about overuse of new mod powers. REKT!


rekt rekt rekt rekt
11 years ago
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
milk_manrekt rekt rekt rekt


Rekkkkkkkkkkkt
11 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,872
milk_manrekt rekt rekt rekt


pjosullivanRekkkkkkkkkkkt


take a lap
11 years ago
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,975
.FRY.take a lap


11 years ago
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
There once was a fat man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
Within half an hour,
His dick was a flower,
And his balls were all covered in weeds,
11 years ago
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rballs_
Posts: 709 - Karma: 2,992
Thy wench approaches dark,
Alas, my ankles
Chicken Nuggets, potato salad,
it ensues.
11 years ago
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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
hamburgers and

hot dogs too

i want to have a barbeque

Hillary and me

heading down to rim job town
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,303
I love boobs.

Its a metaphorical simile.
11 years ago
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bleevus
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 2,049
I like when i sit
The pineapple tastes funny
Like ow you feel me?

Haiku bitch
11 years ago
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