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"write the worst poem possible" contest
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"write the worst poem possible" contest
act.resist
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I'll start:
I got a papercut today
It was small, but it stung
It reminded me of my childhood
Sometimes I think about life
It's big like a rollercoaster
Except not
Like Snoop Lion I also
Think that I am Bob Marley
Reincarnated
Shorty did in fact
Where those Apple Bottom Jeans
Even
Boots with the fur
Everyone was indeed looking at her
When she hit the floor
Next think you know
Shorty got low
Shorty got so low
her life is spiraling down
Shorty has hit rock bottom
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