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"write the worst poem possible" contest

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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I'll start:


I got a papercut today
It was small, but it stung
It reminded me of my childhood

Sometimes I think about life
It's big like a rollercoaster
Except not

Like Snoop Lion I also
Think that I am Bob Marley
Reincarnated

Shorty did in fact
Where those Apple Bottom Jeans
Even
Boots with the fur

Everyone was indeed looking at her
When she hit the floor
Next think you know
Shorty got low

Shorty got so low
her life is spiraling down
Shorty has hit rock bottom


Jul 28 2013 1:43AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
God damnit butterslut. Stop, just stop...
Jul 28 2013 1:45AM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
I'm working on some blankverse.



A Poem

FUCK YOU ALL

EAT MY DICK


ASSMILK









CUNT.
Jul 28 2013 2:08AM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Call me Montana
Call me Montana
Call me Montana
Frenchie Montana
Call me Montana
Call me Montana
Call me Montana
Frenchie Montana
Fresh up out the streets
Call me Montana
Hottest out the east
Frenchie Montana
Call me Montana
Call me Montana
Call me Montana
Frenchie Montana
Jul 28 2013 2:12AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
This thread is stupid
So I should just go to sleep
Fucking stop this shit.

Haikool story bro.
Jul 28 2013 2:13AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
I done seent what you did there, i seent it.
Jul 28 2013 2:19AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i have read some awful ones about skiing on here before
Jul 28 2013 2:20AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
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Jul 28 2013 2:22AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the goddamn van.
Jul 28 2013 8:12AM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 4,021
butterslut used to be my friend,
thought we'd be BFFs til the end,
then one day the snapchatting ceased,
now I'm forever alone..good grief.
Jul 28 2013 8:55AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37511 - Karma: 121,338
I just want to see some ta ta's
Jul 28 2013 9:06AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i'll beat you to death with an iguana.
Jul 28 2013 9:09AM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,565
To write a poem of just only seventeen syllables is quite difficult
Jul 28 2013 9:27AM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,565
To write a poem of
Just only seventeen syllables
Is quite difficult
Jul 28 2013 9:28AM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,695
Roses are green
Violets are purple
Sometimes poems don't make sense
Penis
Jul 28 2013 9:43AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18224 - Karma: 12,347
Contest? With no prize?
Lame OP, is lame.

Sick poem!!!!^
Jul 28 2013 10:00AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
6, 9, 5.
Jul 28 2013 10:16AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
.

and the kids who wrote them always think they're so meaningful and awesome
Jul 28 2013 10:24AM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
A storm is comming
I feel the wind increasing
The critters is finding this intresting
I don't care about anything

A storm is comming
The neighbours tells me to barricade the windows and doors
In the field stands one lonley horse
The skyline sparkles with lightning and thunder, but its dumb as fuck, so it doesn't move

A village called deadvillie rides a mighty storm
The trees is falling, and the fields is blowing
A wild tornado is lurking in the horizon
Growing wilder and stronger as it moves closer and closer
The grim reaper knocks on my door
I welcome him in to seal my faith
He takes me down, down, down
So i can see my dear once again

Our soules in torment, but togheter at last
Toughts of escaping is comming to life at last
Like dante i fight the demons of Hades
Moving closer and closer towards the gate of life
The river stryx will not let us pass
I say fuck you, i got the multipass

And we lived happily ever after





Jul 28 2013 11:32AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Here I kneel beside my bed
Reflecting my thoughts that I've thought today
With my palms pressed together beside my head
I can't figure the words for what has to be said

My hair still wet from my recent shower
I think to myself I'll just go ahead and say
I pray that my penis becomes as big as the Eiffel Tower
So I can make love to the world for 72 hours.
Jul 28 2013 11:45AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
Haikus are fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Jul 28 2013 11:45AM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
roses are tits
violets are tits
I love tits
Jul 28 2013 11:46AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to anally rape you
Jul 28 2013 12:18PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
haha this is good
Jul 28 2013 12:45PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3933 - Karma: 6,250
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,

I have to go to the bathroom.
Jul 28 2013 12:54PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
one two
dont eat poo
Jul 28 2013 1:13PM
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-AM-
Posts: 162 - Karma: 116
Roses are red
Looming huge to ant
I wish you would drown
In a waste treatment plant
Jul 28 2013 1:50PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gargle my ten foot cock
Then you'll have gonorrhea too!
Jul 28 2013 2:04PM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
I drink a warm glass of semen
and I lay down and die
Jul 28 2013 2:45PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
All I want for my birthday
Is a big booty hoe
Big booty hoe
Jul 28 2013 2:47PM
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NEIL-YOUNG
Posts: 317 - Karma: 423
a storms coming
my balls itch
fuck this shit
your cunt bitch
im hardcore
your fucking gonzo
Jul 28 2013 2:57PM
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NEIL-YOUNG
Posts: 317 - Karma: 423
my heart
like dog shit
my lover stepped in it
Jul 28 2013 3:28PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 20,806
shit fuck
Jul 28 2013 3:35PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Roses are red
Violets are corny
When i think of you
I get horny
Jul 28 2013 3:35PM
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rockersteez
Posts: 593 - Karma: 1,199
I don't like OP
I don't like this thread
How could we eat cake
If we can't even eat bread
If this was in soviet russia
They'd chop of yur head
Jul 28 2013 3:41PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
I was so happy I started to dance
Then I shit, my fucking pants
Jul 28 2013 3:44PM
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B-Right-On
Posts: 570 - Karma: 532
I don't give a fuck
Utah drivers suck
Jul 28 2013 3:48PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
I'd like to confess how I feel,
I wanna bang Butterslut,
I wanna know that you're real,
Just one night, one crazy fuck.

I wanna pee in her butt,
I'll make her dinner,
She can make me nut,
Please let me be in her,

This isn't just about sex though,
Oh wait, it actually is,
I'm gonna lay you down hoe,
Then I'll pull out and jizz,

While we do the deed,
We'll listen to some Biz,
You, you got what I need,
I'll do it till you're black and yellow like Wiz,

I'll take you out,
We can some fun,
Then go home and mount,
Then I'll stick it in your bum,

Butterslut, be my one
Please be my lady,
I won't stop until you're numb,
So call me maybe?
Jul 28 2013 4:52PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
There once was a man on N-S-G
Who had a small penis you see
He jerked it all day
To pictures of Ellie Mae
And had all his friends call him Frenchy
Jul 28 2013 4:58PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
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Jul 28 2013 5:47PM
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JDA
Posts: 572 - Karma: 566
I like beer. Snow is good . Boobies are nice. The end.
Jul 28 2013 5:48PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
What do I win?
Jul 28 2013 7:23PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
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Jul 28 2013 7:32PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 100% nigga

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 200% nigga

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why do police hate niggas?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, they hate us cause our dicks is bigga

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call yourself a nigga?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I'm a mother fucking nigga!

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you drink so much beer?

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor
Jul 28 2013 7:40PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3933 - Karma: 6,250
Yes! I'm not the only one who quotes famous stuff as horrible poetry for a laugh.
Jul 28 2013 7:42PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
ever fucked a horse?
or even tried horse fucking?
any horse will do.
Jul 28 2013 7:58PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
Holy fuck that was funny i just shit myself laughing
Jul 28 2013 9:45PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
This poem is not meant to be funny, but be a metaphorical expression of the mistreatment and objectification of women. You sir, are a douche bag.




















































JK MAN ITS JUST BAD WORDS ISNT THAT FUCKING HILARIOUS OMG
Jul 28 2013 11:45PM
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whoa-dere
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Jul 29 2013 3:55AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
Jul 29 2013 6:59AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
I get it straight off the boat
I need it straight off the boat
I get it straight off the boat
I need it straight off the boat
I get it straight off the boat
I need it straight off the boat
I get it straight off the boat
I need it straight off the boat
Jul 29 2013 7:37AM
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