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DEATH TO WIFI ROUTER

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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I have a shitty wifi router that I just replaced, and I need to absolutely destroy this piece of shit. The most upvoted response will happen, and I'll record it. +k for good responses.
Jul 27 2013 4:14PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Awww. I love you too, tranny_slammer. We should hang out sometime.
Jul 31 2013 3:37PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I would recommend a nice Cabernet to go with that Router if OP plans to grill it. Pan fried or baked, I might go with a Merlot. Bon Appetit OP!
Jul 31 2013 4:16PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
wrap it around a ceiling fan and let her loose
Jul 31 2013 4:38PM
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
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Jul 31 2013 4:39PM
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Daski
Posts: 658 - Karma: 2,348
Looks like your eating that router
Jul 31 2013 5:03PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
the 9gag watermark just makes it. i bet you posted this of your mentally challenged dog. you sick fuck.


and to OP, melt it then funnel it through your rectum.
Jul 31 2013 5:33PM
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
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Jul 31 2013 9:42PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Office Space it.
Jul 31 2013 10:25PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
Wait what is he gonna eat?
Jul 31 2013 11:14PM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
hmm he will suffer more from eating it and therefore should be more interesting for us, but i would have loved to see a rooter dick, after having been set on fire, axed, jumped on...to op, you might want one of those:
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Aug 2 2013 11:25AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Threads. OP will surely deliver
Aug 2 2013 11:34AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
inb4 steal one from Lesh
Aug 2 2013 11:36AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
since you have to eat it, i vote you make it into a nice stew
Aug 2 2013 12:21PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Yea we should at least let him stick it in a crockpot with some chicken broth overnight.
Aug 2 2013 12:39PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I will eat some of it..tips on eating a wifi router?

Aug 2 2013 3:13PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.
Aug 2 2013 3:40PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Im going to eat the plastic because theres poison in the circuit board, is that good enough lol?
Aug 2 2013 3:47PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
technically, no.
Aug 2 2013 3:57PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Petition to change thread tittle to "DEATH BY WIFI ROUTER".
Aug 2 2013 4:45PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
signed
Aug 2 2013 5:05PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Signed.
Aug 2 2013 5:07PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
OP did not think about the implements of this thread before posting
Aug 2 2013 5:15PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
Douche. I like his posts
Aug 2 2013 6:20PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
this should be played at high volume.




Aug 2 2013 9:45PM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
Its been a few days....having a hard time making a rooter salad?
Aug 10 2013 6:06AM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
OP deliver...or else
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Aug 10 2013 6:37AM
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
People don't fucking lie on the internet! Let's get em!
Aug 10 2013 7:06AM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Ill do it soon, Im planning my eating strategy..FML
Aug 10 2013 11:28AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
lol
Aug 10 2013 11:31AM
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One.2
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3,310
How soon is soon... it's been a while
Sep 3 2013 9:49AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
some siracha will help
Sep 3 2013 9:53AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Sep 3 2013 9:58AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
what side items are you going to add to your router?
Sep 3 2013 10:25AM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
i have been on ns for 4 years, and i have never been brought to tears by laughter from a thread until i read this.

Sep 3 2013 5:51PM
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
I'M STILL WAITING
Sep 12 2013 10:16PM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
For people who havent seen it


Sep 12 2013 10:28PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
Actually what I came to post. Give it to me so I can do this.
Sep 13 2013 12:21AM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
OP, have you failed us?
Oct 26 2013 10:41AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
He ate the router and is now dead.
Oct 26 2013 12:14PM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
and his brother hacked his ns account yesterday to make more nsg threads. Makes complete sense, thanks for your perspicacity Magnus!
Oct 26 2013 12:42PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Less likely things have happened on here...
Oct 26 2013 12:48PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Now that he'll be eating it someone needs to come up with a nice way to cook & prepare it
Oct 26 2013 1:06PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I tried to put this thread back into the deep recesses of my mind where it would never see the light of day again..but someone HAD to bump it. Someone give me a router recipe....
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Oct 26 2013 1:09PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
I just got to page 27 on google of Wifi Router Recipe. Nothing. You're gonna have to improvise.
Oct 26 2013 1:23PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
OP is a liar and will get banned if he doesn't eat the damn router
Oct 26 2013 1:32PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Alright OP, it's not rocket science. Grind all the "non-poison" parts (since you're not going to man up and eat the whole thing) into a find dust with a blender or coffee grinder. Then, put those parts into a soup or milkshake, and if you're feeling really adventurous, maybe bake it in a cake.

In all honesty, I don't think it would be that bad, and on top of it, eating it would put this thread amongst the other legendary threads.
Oct 30 2013 7:21PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I can't cook the plastic, so maybe I could sprinkle some delicious router plastic on some alfredo or something
Oct 30 2013 7:25PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Right. Router Alfredo doesn't sound too bad either though. Definitely one of the better options.
Oct 30 2013 7:27PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Finally got this fucker open..i need to find some free time to grind this thing up..FML
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Oct 30 2013 7:35PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Eat it you bitch
Oct 30 2013 8:00PM
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