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DEATH TO WIFI ROUTER

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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I have a shitty wifi router that I just replaced, and I need to absolutely destroy this piece of shit. The most upvoted response will happen, and I'll record it. +k for good responses.
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Awww. I love you too, tranny_slammer. We should hang out sometime.
12 years ago
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
I would recommend a nice Cabernet to go with that Router if OP plans to grill it. Pan fried or baked, I might go with a Merlot. Bon Appetit OP!
12 years ago
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
wrap it around a ceiling fan and let her loose
12 years ago
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
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12 years ago
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Daski
Posts: 659 - Karma: 2,395
Looks like your eating that router
12 years ago
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
the 9gag watermark just makes it. i bet you posted this of your mentally challenged dog. you sick fuck.


and to OP, melt it then funnel it through your rectum.
12 years ago
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
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12 years ago
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Office Space it.
12 years ago
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
Wait what is he gonna eat?
12 years ago
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McLS
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 6,455
hmm he will suffer more from eating it and therefore should be more interesting for us, but i would have loved to see a rooter dick, after having been set on fire, axed, jumped on...to op, you might want one of those:
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12 years ago
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Threads. OP will surely deliver
12 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,683
inb4 steal one from Lesh
12 years ago
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
since you have to eat it, i vote you make it into a nice stew
12 years ago
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Yea we should at least let him stick it in a crockpot with some chicken broth overnight.
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I will eat some of it..tips on eating a wifi router?

12 years ago
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Im going to eat the plastic because theres poison in the circuit board, is that good enough lol?
12 years ago
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
technically, no.
12 years ago
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
Petition to change thread tittle to "DEATH BY WIFI ROUTER".
12 years ago
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
signed
12 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,647
Signed.
12 years ago
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
OP did not think about the implements of this thread before posting
12 years ago
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
Douche. I like his posts
12 years ago
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
this should be played at high volume.




12 years ago
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McLS
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 6,455
Its been a few days....having a hard time making a rooter salad?
12 years ago
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
OP deliver...or else
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12 years ago
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
People don't fucking lie on the internet! Let's get em!
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Ill do it soon, Im planning my eating strategy..FML
12 years ago
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roddy116
Posts: 10657 - Karma: 7,743
lol
12 years ago
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One.2
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3,310
How soon is soon... it's been a while
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
some siracha will help
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
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12 years ago
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,634
what side items are you going to add to your router?
12 years ago
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
i have been on ns for 4 years, and i have never been brought to tears by laughter from a thread until i read this.

12 years ago
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
I'M STILL WAITING
12 years ago
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
For people who havent seen it


12 years ago
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
Actually what I came to post. Give it to me so I can do this.
12 years ago
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McLS
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 6,455
OP, have you failed us?
12 years ago
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,798
He ate the router and is now dead.
12 years ago
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McLS
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 6,455
and his brother hacked his ns account yesterday to make more nsg threads. Makes complete sense, thanks for your perspicacity Magnus!
12 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Less likely things have happened on here...
12 years ago
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Now that he'll be eating it someone needs to come up with a nice way to cook & prepare it
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I tried to put this thread back into the deep recesses of my mind where it would never see the light of day again..but someone HAD to bump it. Someone give me a router recipe....
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12 years ago
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
I just got to page 27 on google of Wifi Router Recipe. Nothing. You're gonna have to improvise.
12 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
OP is a liar and will get banned if he doesn't eat the damn router
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Alright OP, it's not rocket science. Grind all the "non-poison" parts (since you're not going to man up and eat the whole thing) into a find dust with a blender or coffee grinder. Then, put those parts into a soup or milkshake, and if you're feeling really adventurous, maybe bake it in a cake.

In all honesty, I don't think it would be that bad, and on top of it, eating it would put this thread amongst the other legendary threads.
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I can't cook the plastic, so maybe I could sprinkle some delicious router plastic on some alfredo or something
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Right. Router Alfredo doesn't sound too bad either though. Definitely one of the better options.
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Finally got this fucker open..i need to find some free time to grind this thing up..FML
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12 years ago
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Eat it you bitch
12 years ago
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