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DEATH TO WIFI ROUTER

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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I have a shitty wifi router that I just replaced, and I need to absolutely destroy this piece of shit. The most upvoted response will happen, and I'll record it. +k for good responses.
12 years ago
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JORMUNGAND
Posts: 360 - Karma: 480
eat it
12 years ago
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Napalm it.

Desil + Stiraphome.
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Put it in a Magnum and shove it up your ass.
12 years ago
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,966
I feel like my suggestion could get me in trouble, but all i will say is it involves duct tape, a certain cleaner for cleaning a certain device that you shit in, and a certain thinly cut alloy used for storing a certain mexican food.

Or just drag it behind your car on fire
12 years ago
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Microwave it and don't forget to livestream.
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
If I only had drano...thats a good idea tho haha
12 years ago
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cameron_taylor
Posts: 325 - Karma: 446
Spray it with deodorant and put toothpaste on it, if what i've heard is true, the toothpaste acts like napalm when lit.
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Pull it behind your car by the power cord for the next couple of weeks
12 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,869
First you need some charcoal. (About 4-10 pieces) you need to crush them up so that there is any big chunks.

Then you want to take some lighter fluid and keep adding a little bit at a time until its just a paste. Then you want to take a whole tune of toothpaste in it to give it an even more paste like consistency. Mix it all up and then lather it on the think like all over. Get as much inside of it as you can then light it on fire. It will burn for a really really long time or it should at least.
12 years ago
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
hahaha this should win. And actually do it for like a week or two and take a picture at the end of each day.
12 years ago
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,944
looks like your gonna be eating that bad boy
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Damn someone think of something better than eating it FAST
12 years ago
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5470 - Karma: 12,402
remember everything tastes better with tobasco (since you're gonna be eating it)
12 years ago
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,010
put dd-wrt on it and turn into a wireless signal extender.
12 years ago
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Do you have any guns? Have someone whip it around by the power cord and let it fly, then play backyard skeet shooting.
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
boof it
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Preferably in a residential neighborhood.
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I'll give it to this guy to eat http://www.youtube.com/user/shoenice22
12 years ago
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Donate it to someone who needs internet access.
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
It can't go 10 minutes without crashing..its useless
12 years ago
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
hmm...take a trip to NY and throw it off the Empire lol. Or next winter hold a contest in the park and say whoever can crush the router from off the booter first gets $30 or something
12 years ago
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
And the award for most spelling errors in one word goes to!
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Im definately doing the contest thing haha..anyone who goes to bradford look for a wifi router lol
12 years ago
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,010
is it the firmware on the router or the hardware of the router, if it's firmware it's probably an easy fix
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
That didn't have the most likes you flake. You have to eat it.
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Im gonna wait it out to see which one does
12 years ago
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McLS
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 6,455
ill make mine with a few steps, for additional excitement

1)shoot it a couple times with a bb gun (if you have one, shooting a real gun would just be too fast)
2)give it a couple swings with an axe
3)run over it with your car
4)jump on it with ski boots for the hell of it
5)place it in a small recipient of gasoline and burn it
6)take the bits remaining, place them in a mold similar to the one here, and smelt them with a blow torch until you have yourself a dick made out of your old rooter as a souvenir.
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12 years ago
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One.2
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3,315
eat it AND snort it
12 years ago
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Best response by far +k
12 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,491
No it's not. Eat it you bitch. You have to follow the rules of your own thread
12 years ago
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
1. Go to NYC
2. Empire State Building
3. Go to the top
4. Drop it
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
5. ??????
6. Profit
12 years ago
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
precisely
12 years ago
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,010
thats an ice cube tray...
12 years ago
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McLS
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 6,455
thx. 8 vs 33 tho...looks like you won't have a rooter dick then...:(
12 years ago
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
Suffocate it under ur balls
12 years ago
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Doke
Posts: 185 - Karma: 401
Tape it to a bunch of aerosol cans and heat them up on the grill and watch it explode and fly high. Or just microwave it
12 years ago
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 464
You are such a shitty member. I hate literally every one of your posts.
12 years ago
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
shit just got real. Video of you eating router.... or else.
12 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,647
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12 years ago
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roddy116
Posts: 10662 - Karma: 7,805
plug it in again and take a bath with it
12 years ago
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
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12 years ago
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
looks like your eating that router
12 years ago
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
looks like your eating that router
12 years ago
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
looks like your eating that router
12 years ago
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
looks like your eating that router
12 years ago
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
looks like your eating that router
12 years ago
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
looks like your eating that router
12 years ago
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
looks like your eating that router
12 years ago
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
is he going to eat the router you fucking retard?
12 years ago
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