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So I might be some kids dad.

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snowfinder
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Last September I went to visit a buddy of mine at his college , while I was there a girl that lived the next floor down and I clicked. We ended up hooking up all weekend. Then I went home it was just a one weekend type of deal thing. Never talked to her again didn't even get her number.

Then today I get a phone call at like 8 am and it was her, she said she has had a hard time trying to get ahold of me because my friend wouldn't give her my number. And she said she just had a kid and she is pretty sure it is mine, she said we can do blood test to see if it is or not. I didn't know what to say so I just said okay. Kind of blown away right now I might be a dad. I got this to say guys , if she says she is on the pill wear a condom just to be safe. I might be paying the price for not doing so.
Jul 27 2013 10:02AM
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Jeebus.
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OP is the guy who "Has a pornstar as a cousin." TROLOLOLOLOLOL
Aug 10 2013 12:48PM
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Troy.
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Here's hoping OP gets lucky and dodges a bullet, or becomes the best fucking dad.
Aug 10 2013 2:13PM
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kevinegan
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See you on springer
Aug 10 2013 2:35PM
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shredtheworld
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threads for results
Aug 11 2013 3:05PM
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Snowgoner
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update?
Aug 11 2013 11:30PM
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edai
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I'm genuinely scared for OP.
Aug 11 2013 11:31PM
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7-3instacall
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OP committed suicide thus why he does not visit this thread anymore
or he is running away
or he is too busy being a father
goodluck op
Aug 11 2013 11:42PM
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deleted5
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He's full of shit, there is no update he always makes shit threads like this it does not take 2 weeks to get a DNA result for any company.

Question: How long does it take to get the results?
We guarantee to have the results ready in 5 working days from receipt of samples. A shorter turnaround time of 3 working days or less can be arranged for an additional charge (see DNA Testing Catalog). Some tests, including, but not limited to, the X-SV Female Lineage DNA test and the DNA Predisposition test, have a longer turnaround time.
Aug 12 2013 12:46AM
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ski-swagga
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even if this is a troll thread it's still a good reminder to everyone to wear a condom. if the bitch says you dont need to wear a condom, you definitely need a condom.
Aug 12 2013 1:28AM
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snowfinder
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Just went and I should find out by Thursdays at the latest.
Aug 12 2013 11:23AM
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HolySchimmel
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It's about to get real!
Aug 12 2013 11:31AM
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~bagelz~
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Good luck. Hope it's not yours
Aug 12 2013 11:53AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Hump day will be a life defining day that is for sure. Could be your last day as a young man before you become a father, or it could just be a regular old hump day.
Aug 12 2013 11:59AM
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act.resist
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Aug 12 2013 1:53PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Good luck.

I kinda find this hard to believe though, i mean for 9 months this girl was preggo and your friend wouldn't give her your number? thats kinda strange
Aug 12 2013 2:09PM
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JWeinstock
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good luck
Aug 12 2013 9:43PM
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EthanScott23
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good luck man threads
Aug 12 2013 10:05PM
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arnie_grape
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inb4 "I don't have facebook"
Aug 12 2013 10:39PM
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Chewy.
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She could have been telling everyone it was the black dude's kid, so she didn't think she'd need to find him.
Aug 12 2013 11:52PM
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SamtheEagle
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shits getting real
Aug 13 2013 2:06AM
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zahava
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Threads for results
Aug 13 2013 9:59AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Well i suppose it doesn't really matter either way, because you made one of the best summer threads NS has ever seen. And we all know NS is all that really matters in life.
Aug 13 2013 10:53AM
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cheerio
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#same
Aug 13 2013 2:42PM
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J-Neal
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.
Aug 13 2013 2:54PM
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fujarome
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a swing and a miss...


not even close.
Aug 13 2013 2:55PM
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.Hugo.
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What? Not even close
Aug 13 2013 4:00PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I can't find the pic "daddy, how was I born?" "Well son, daddy shoved his fat throbbing cock into mummy's tight little pussy and pounded that shit like there was no tomorrow, and mommy took it like a good fucking slut, then I found out she was having you, and I threw her down the stairs, but it didn't work and you were born"
Aug 14 2013 12:15AM
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Miomo
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What the fuck. Just pulls the popcorn right out of thin air. That's some witch shit. BURN HER
Aug 14 2013 12:17AM
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Will.T
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thread to know if your life is gonna be fucked
Aug 14 2013 12:21AM
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act.resist
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hahah dude. she's already got it in her hand, she's putting her hand down at the end.





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Aug 14 2013 1:10AM
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~bagelz~
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does she weigh as much as a duck?
Aug 14 2013 1:18AM
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snowfinder
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Just got the call
In sort "Our lab results show that your DNA does not match that of the DNA provided. "

Mixed feelings right now I was kind of hoping she would have been mine, over the last two weeks I got excited I might be a dad. But then again I'm happy because it would have been hard with the distance between us.
Aug 14 2013 10:10AM
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feihlination
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so its a lose/lose situation or what?

worthless thread is worthless
Aug 14 2013 10:19AM
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Monsieur_Patate
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How did she react ?
Aug 14 2013 10:23AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Oh snap. JeeeeRRY JeeeeeRRY
Aug 14 2013 10:27AM
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deleted5
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its illegal to call and give the information thats like your doctor calling you to tell you, you have aids. you either need to go in or they send you a letter YOU'RE A FUCKING LIER get the fuck off NS you piece of shit #mad

May I Call For Information On My Test?
Yes. However, the only information we will be able to provide is whether or not your testing has been initiated and or has been completed. As a matter of policy, representatives who answer the telephone do not have any information about the results of paternity testing. This policy prevents them from inadvertently revealing any confidential information. Only the laboratory personnel actually performing the paternity test know the results and will never give results of a paternity test over the telephone.
Paternity testing takes time, and we can only determine the results of the test after completion of all aspects of the testing. We will notify you when the test is complete. Unless you hear from us, assume your test is proceeding properly. If you call, please be ready to provide the same identification information that you presented at the time of blood sample collection.
Aug 14 2013 10:42AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Aug 14 2013 10:43AM
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snowfinder
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No lies and I'm getting a letter in the mail about it as well I will scan it and post it when I get it.
Aug 14 2013 11:13AM
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edai
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Dude you're a little fucking bitch
Aug 14 2013 11:19AM
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Wallisch_pl
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best post in this thread
Aug 14 2013 12:13PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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bullshit. quit lying. no one cares.
Aug 14 2013 12:16PM
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ShredAZ
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Whelp. This thread is full of shit now. Out.
Aug 14 2013 3:07PM
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Jesse.White
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Aug 14 2013 6:24PM
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.Hugo.
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LOL at all the people who thought this was real
Aug 14 2013 8:38PM
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t_rob
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IT'S THURSDAY!

yeah, i just randomly remembered that today is the big day.
Aug 15 2013 7:15PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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And he trolled us all. Quite well I may add
Aug 15 2013 10:38PM
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turducken
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No, he's not a troll; he's a straight up liar. There's a difference... It's actually quite sad.
Aug 15 2013 10:46PM
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.Hugo.
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He didn't troll anyone with half a brain. It was obvious from the beginning
Aug 15 2013 11:37PM
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