haha here we go
3rd grade:
Right upper humerus buckle fracture
Two weeks after that healed:
Left upper humerus fracture
High School Freshman:
Skiing, spinning caught an edge
Blacked out,
Skull Fracture, hyperextended neck, severe concussion
The back of my head felt soft and spongy for a few months, and couldn't move my neck for about two months, hit my head so hard that I still (8 years later) have tremors in my hands
College Sophomore:
Severely Sprained Knee
Came up short during big air comp, landed on the knuckle off balance, with most of my weight on my right side, came down right on my ankle and ended smacking the tops of my tibia and fibula together causing the ligament that holds them together to swell, resulting in the sprain, I now have to wear a knee brace whenever I ski
College Junior:
Broken thumb at the joint, two screws
Competing at USCSA Nationals fell during slopestyle inspection of the course on the 45 footer, double ejected, scorpioned and came up with a broken thumb, got it taped up went and did my first run and went to the ER directly after, got the xrays back and they told me I needed surgery within the next few days or else my bone fragment would probably slide off and I would not be able to bend my thumb for the rest of my life. Had surgery the next day and they ended up putting two screws in
And a few broken toes and fingers to throw in the mix.