Replying to First time you hit a rail

Everyone remembers it like the first time they spit goo outta their peniles/vajayjays so let's hear some stories...

My first time was a flat rail on a small hip-style setup. I was blasting Guano Apes and ate complete shit. It was awesome.




I had another idea for a thread but apparently I'm very close to being banned so this is all I could come up with.