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Weed stuck in dads candle

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werd.
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I'm sorry for another weed thread, but I seriously need help. I just found out that while I was smoking, a little nug dropped into a candle (My lighter was running out of butane and only lit like 1/10 times, so I lit a candle because you can press down on the butane button and hold it up to the candles flame and it lights everytime, and my dads upstairs so striking it a bunch of times would've been too loud. So I guess I while I was packing the bowl a nug dropped right in the candle while it was burning. 45 minutes later when I go to blow the candle out. I realize the nug is now fucking encased in the candle because it sunk in the burning wax. I wouldn't care, but my family lights this candle every day, and its a decent sized nug. I was thinking about carving it out but that would ne way too noticeable.
Jul 25 2013 11:39PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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I love your icon
Jul 25 2013 11:42PM
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hugopeckham
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Hahahahahahahaha!...... Fail. On a serious note though, carve it melt it mould it back into shape.
Jul 25 2013 11:43PM
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E__
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Carve it out, burn it again.
Jul 25 2013 11:44PM
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werd.
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Thanks bby
Jul 25 2013 11:44PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Candle have glass casing? Dig out the nug, "Knock" the candle over. Throw it away and tell everyone you're sorry, but you broke it and had to toss it.
Jul 25 2013 11:44PM
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1337
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this, just light it again to melt the hole you carved
Jul 25 2013 11:44PM
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werd.
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GENIUS.
Jul 25 2013 11:45PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Baked ingenuity.
Jul 25 2013 11:46PM
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werd.
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Wow. Every response has actually been helpful lol
Jul 25 2013 11:46PM
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Plankton
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throw it away, is it worse to be caught smoking weed or caught throwing away a candle?
Jul 25 2013 11:47PM
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werd.
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Holy Fuck I almost just got caught. My dad came In my room and was like why is your tv so loud. And the candle that I took was sitting right on the floor but I guess he ddidny notice
Jul 25 2013 11:51PM
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soulskier
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Break a window from the outside, steal a few expensive things and take the candle
Blame criminals
Sell stolen items
Profit
Jul 25 2013 11:54PM
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introvert
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PICS PICS PICS
Jul 25 2013 11:54PM
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pmw
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>>>dad comes i
>>>>>questions volume of tv
>>>>>>>>>>almost caught
Jul 25 2013 11:55PM
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Lemon
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lawlz. my thoughts exactly
Jul 26 2013 12:01AM
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spliff.Life
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not me
Jul 26 2013 12:11AM
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CaptainObvious.
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I think we set a record.  Something like 12 consecutive useful posts.
Jul 26 2013 12:14AM
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werd.
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The candle that was a big nug of weed in it was no less than 4 ft away from him, sitting right on the floor. Plus it's not normally in my room
Jul 26 2013 12:17AM
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Rparr
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Better smoke the whole candle
Jul 26 2013 12:37AM
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pigglywiggly
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say you knocked the candle over and it broke the glass around it...go to walmart and get a new one, and get yourself some good snacks while youre at it. win win for everyone involved
Jul 26 2013 12:42AM
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whoa-dere
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i thought you meant you got weed in his dickhole
Jul 26 2013 12:58AM
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SFB
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me too. dissapointing thread.
Jul 26 2013 1:03AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna sit here while you boys smoke the whole candle.

Please no
Jul 26 2013 11:14AM
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GayWolf420
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You are so fucking gay, its unbelievable.


Buy a grinder and get a bong rip card, you dingus.
Jul 26 2013 11:18AM
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RubberSoul
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FUCKINNG PIIIIIIGSSSSSS



also theron what is a bong rip card? is it like a coffee card where after doing 12 of them or so you get a free one? if so, please PM me details thx
Jul 26 2013 12:14PM
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GayWolf420
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Take any sort of card, Fold it in half so it opens up like a book, And then you can just grind weed and toss it in there and you can just pour it into the bowl mess-free.
Jul 26 2013 12:17PM
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Aomame
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you really couldn't think of carving it out and melting it back down on your own? lay off the weed breh, it's killing your brain.
Jul 26 2013 12:18PM
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FreeskiThe603
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So if you go buy a new candle exactly the same and just toss the weed one there will be a problem? Your parents might question why there is a completely new candle, but hey, they will now have this candle longer by having a new one
Jul 26 2013 12:28PM
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Huck_Norris
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Just cut it out, if dad asks what happened just tell hi you wanted some to melt and drip on your balls whilst you wank it.

He will never ask you anything ever again.
Jul 26 2013 12:45PM
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987321654hgfd
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Carving it out is way to hard. You should just light the candle and let it burn the nug away.
Jul 26 2013 6:25PM
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danderson.
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You never ended that parenthesis.
Jul 26 2013 6:46PM
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7springsprod
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1. Buy another candle exactly like that one.
2. Claim the candle ran out of wax or you dropped it and it broke.
3. ?????
4. Profit
Jul 26 2013 6:54PM
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