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Literally haven't slept in almost 2 days

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werd.
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I guess my body thinks I'm a fucking superhuman or some shit cuz I unintentionally pulled an all nighter last night and its already 5 am tonight and I feel like I could run a marathon. I'm not exaggerating at all and I'm not going to go to the doctor because ambien is addicting as fuck. I've tried melatonin, not having any caffeine or sugar a couple hours before bed, all that shit. I exercise a shit ton on a daily basis as well. What should I do?
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Sophistication.
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Cocaine?
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Laurent.
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Wank ferociously.
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jibbpeter
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Disconnect internet and go to bed.
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Skavengers303
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"i haven't slept for ten days, because that would be way to long"
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feihlination
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go run that marathon. its easy to talk the talk.

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werd.
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Only remotely funny reply so far. Congrats sir
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feihlination
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...he said while tying his shoelaces and putting his spandex running suit on. THIS TIME he will do it.
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werd.
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2 for 2 keep it up lol. On a serious note I'm still fucking awake
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Rparr
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Enjoy your severely diminished cognitive abilities and possibly brain damage.
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ndye
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i drove direct from breck to central Maine in April. i was up for 49 hours in a row then, if i were you, i would get off the internet, and lie down in bed. youre body probably is running on fumes even though you don't know it. When I got home i didn't feel tired but laid down anyways and slept for 19 hours.
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bfulmer
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hi nate
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NPF
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inject 4 whole marijuanas.
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DrewPeacock
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL funnyst post ever!!!! dduuuddeee did you make that up? ive never her it before!!!! LOLOLOL
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DGski
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Get off the Internet at night and do a lot of physical activity during the day
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Fluttershy
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if you take >1mg of melatonin before bed it will actually keep you awake other than helping you sleep.
try taking 500 mg of magnesium, a hormone called GABA, or <= 1 mg of melatonin 90 minutes before bed before going to the doctor.

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GayWolf420
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Go to fucking bed, you fucking dick.
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Titus69
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assuming everyone in your house is sleeping masturbate very hard
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deleted5
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werd.
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it's already been done. I finally fell asleep for like 5 hours
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HolySchimmel
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Had some problems like that too for a while. Went away after some time though
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Walshy
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Theres a condition where you get less and less sleep over time, untill youre wide awake for a month then you die. I swear its a real condition i forget what its called tho
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i believe it's called Fatal Familial Insomnia.
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Walshy
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Ill try to look it up. I swear its true tho
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Walshy
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Yes. Complete absence of sleep over long periods is impossible for humans to achieve (unless they suffer from fatal familial insomnia); brief microsleeps cannot be avoided.[3] Long-term total sleep deprivation has caused death in lab animals.[4]
From wiki
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Walshy
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Oops i meant to copy paste this
Fatal familial insomnia: Fatal familial insomnia is a disease eventually resulting in a complete inability to sleep. Many patients go six to nine months without sleep, during which time they develop dementia and become unresponsive. Death follows. [83]
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Walshy
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Pretty scary huh?
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deleted5
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on a good night it takes me 40 mins of lying in bed dto fall asleep.
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Walshy
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For me its about 20 min on a good night. Some nights it takes me like 2 hrs
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DizzyG
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I had this problem too, solved it with this:
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It's not actually light that I think was keeping me awake though. This seems like it holds my eyes shut and subsequently makes me feel more sleepy, now I fall asleep in 5-25 mins depending on how tired I am. Probably worth a try for you, but I doubt it will help OP at all.
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Skibumsmith
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try getting hammered. you'll eventually pass out. i don't think that's the right kind of sleep but at least it will get you off the internet.
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arnie_grape
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that's probably why it comes in 2mg, 5mg and 10mg doses goof
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ScubaSteveFather
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That really sucks that it takes you guys that long to fall asleep. I guess I'm quite lucky. Normally it takes me about 30 seconds I put my head down on pillow and I'm out. Unless I was drinking or drank a fuck ton of caffeine.
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feihlination
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daannnnieel
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Smoke weed, or exercise a lot. Or mix the two for far better, and more fun results.


Actually though, don't fuck with your sleep cycle. Last summer I fucked mine up so bad I was pretty much nocturnal for about a month and a half. It actually fucking sucked. Get that shit sorted out.
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UncleGerry
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Haha this.

I honestly went skydiving while being cracked out off of no sleep and I literally did not feel one single emotion or thing. I was all like "Sure, I guess I'll just step out of this plane" like it was nothing and had no fear or anything. It was actually pretty weird.

It's definitely a pretty crazy mindset though that should be experienced, but not too much.
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Stickity
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I've done the same then played a show. That was a good longday
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