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Petition to ban ricers

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KimJong-Illest
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They are everywhere in my town, I wake up in the morning and I here them, I go bed I here them. They all are buzzing around sounding like a swarm of bees. I think that the world would be a better place if there were none. Everyone in favor say "I".
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Piste.Off
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HEAR
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YoungWookiee
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watch out for a canuk named malocm
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Laurent.
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Bro, do you even shift?


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Troy.
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Its all about the whistles mayne

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DrewPeacock
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Are you stupid in yo head man.? its godamn HEAR
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SamtheEagle
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I
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DizzyG
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Hahahaha :45 "The whistles go WOOOOOO!"


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Charlie_Kelly
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But then who am I going to embarrass in my lo mein mobile?
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 10,083
What The Fuck is a Ricer?
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SamtheEagle
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ricer stands for rice rocket or a modified asian car like honda, acura, toyota and so on. Generally they are loud, flashy, and stupid
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Wolfgang.
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They don't really bother me that much.
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.AR6rider.
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A car that's "all show and no go," typically associated with Japanese econoboxes like Civics and Accords because they're cheap as shit and the Fast and the Furious made them almost cool in the late 90s/early 2000s. You'll typically hear them before you see them, as the EBay bolt-on muffler they bought awakens the bee hive that is the dinky 4 banger engine in most ricers. When you see them, though, ohhh you see them. Usually decked out in unpainted body kits, massive aluminum wings, and peel and stick decals, they look like something out of Paul Walker's wet dreams.
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 10,083
Oh... I don't see many of those around in upstate NY
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MASkier
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I always thought of ricers as any fast asian car.... NSX skyline GTR etc...
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CrotchKiller
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hahahahahahahahahhaha the "burnout" they do is fucking classic
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Titus69
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what cars are they because everyone considers ricers as jdm cars or IMO volkswagens
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Titus69
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the 1st movie pretty much launched the whole civic thing and im not sure but the whole 'V-Dub' thing but the only honda to ever accept performance wise is an s2k just like johnny tran
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Charlie_Kelly
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vw's are most certainly not "ricers"
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Titus69
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from what ive seen they do ricey things to there cars but lets not get into another fight. i will only say that hondas are the most ricey car out there and the other japanese cars like nissan, mitsubishi, and subaru IMO arent remotely rice because they actually have high performance. but if OPs petition works 75% of newschoolers will be gone from threads
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.AR6rider.
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Welp, you're fucking retarded.
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Titus69
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........please explain
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.AR6rider.
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"Rice" has nothing to do with any particular brand. It's just a generic term to describe cars that look blingy, flashy, etc, but have no real performance to back up the looks. It was originally most popular with Japanese cars.
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.AR6rider.
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This is also fucking stupid.
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.AR6rider.
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This is possibly the dumbest sentence on the first page of NSG right now.
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.AR6rider.
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This doesn't even fucking make sense.
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Titus69
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well i can agree with you that they can be flashy and ive come to take back my s2k comment. but i still dont get why if i see a jetta with HID lights, lowered with camber, and chrome wheels its not rice to most people but a lowered STI with chrome shiny wheels and also HID lights is considered a lot of rice to some people. well whatever i guess ill eventually be a 'ricer' to people when i get a new car
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Logey.
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Lulz. I've never heard an argument saying vw is less of a performance car than Honda or Subaru or Nissan.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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that's funny because i've got a type r that'll roast 95% of the vehicles on the road.
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Titus69
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idk much about vw because they dont appeal at all to me but i know the r32 is there highest performance car right?
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Titus69
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lol forgot about acura and honda being the same and i forgot the nsx but type r's are niccee
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bfulmer
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So what if they actually drive a fast car? I hate seeing an 02' civic with an axleback that sounds like a lawnmower... But when I see a Maserati cruise by making half again more noise than the little civic, it brightens my day. Is it just the noise that bothers you? Or the attitude
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bfulmer
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lol vtec
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Titus69
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i know i respect honda for look if the car is stock and the gas mileage but people that think v tec will win them a race are dumb
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Willgum
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Ricer:
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Not ricers:
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Deluge
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yes.
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Logey.
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Ermergerd don't even compare a ricer noise to the beautiful harmonic noise a super car makes.
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Titus69
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agreed but still the sound of a nice exhaust on an STI gets me everytime
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bananas
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just put a speed bump near your house. i know how annoying those pesky civics can be, heres mine :D Click for larger image
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TACO-DOG.exe
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why would you want to ban the beautiful pieces of art?
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Titus69
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bitch please....idk what this style is called but its fucked
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bfulmer
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you are missing my point
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KimJong-Illest
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Its not the noise its just the fact that its a ricer, I love the sound of a nice car that ment to be loud, just not one that sounds like a swarm of bees roaring down the road like a civic. There is just no comparison.
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KimJong-Illest
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here*
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KimJong-Illest
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You sir just made my day.
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1337
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hahahah oh lawd
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Horsefacekillah
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for all you who don't understand the concept of a ricer let me make it clear ricers can be any car with the following mods whether its a r34 skyline gtr or a v6 mustang.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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coming from a honda owner, i fucking despise kids that throw a $100 autozone fart can on their civic and think its fucking fast. they ruin it for those of us that actually have done quality work. so i guess i agree with OP in that rice cakes can burn in fucking hell.
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danderson.
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Fucking signing this.
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Titus69
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what mods you got?
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Gerome.
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RICE also means - Racing Inspired Cosmetic "Enhancements"
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