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Petition to ban ricers

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KimJong-Illest
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They are everywhere in my town, I wake up in the morning and I here them, I go bed I here them. They all are buzzing around sounding like a swarm of bees. I think that the world would be a better place if there were none. Everyone in favor say "I".
Jul 22 2013 4:02AM
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Piste.Off
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HEAR
Jul 22 2013 4:10AM
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YoungWookiee
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watch out for a canuk named malocm
Jul 22 2013 5:08AM
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Laurent.
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Bro, do you even shift?


Jul 22 2013 5:18AM
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Troy.
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Its all about the whistles mayne

Jul 22 2013 10:50AM
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DrewPeacock
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Are you stupid in yo head man.? its godamn HEAR
Jul 22 2013 1:14PM
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SamtheEagle
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I
Jul 22 2013 1:19PM
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DizzyG
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Hahahaha :45 "The whistles go WOOOOOO!"


Jul 22 2013 1:29PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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But then who am I going to embarrass in my lo mein mobile?
Jul 22 2013 1:40PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 10,020
What The Fuck is a Ricer?
Jul 22 2013 5:05PM
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SamtheEagle
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ricer stands for rice rocket or a modified asian car like honda, acura, toyota and so on. Generally they are loud, flashy, and stupid
Jul 22 2013 5:08PM
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Wolfgang.
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They don't really bother me that much.
Jul 22 2013 5:10PM
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.AR6rider.
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A car that's "all show and no go," typically associated with Japanese econoboxes like Civics and Accords because they're cheap as shit and the Fast and the Furious made them almost cool in the late 90s/early 2000s. You'll typically hear them before you see them, as the EBay bolt-on muffler they bought awakens the bee hive that is the dinky 4 banger engine in most ricers. When you see them, though, ohhh you see them. Usually decked out in unpainted body kits, massive aluminum wings, and peel and stick decals, they look like something out of Paul Walker's wet dreams.
Jul 22 2013 5:11PM
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snowmosexual
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Oh... I don't see many of those around in upstate NY
Jul 22 2013 5:14PM
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MASkier
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I always thought of ricers as any fast asian car.... NSX skyline GTR etc...
Jul 22 2013 9:04PM
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CrotchKiller
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hahahahahahahahahhaha the "burnout" they do is fucking classic
Jul 22 2013 9:08PM
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Titus69
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what cars are they because everyone considers ricers as jdm cars or IMO volkswagens
Jul 22 2013 9:11PM
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Titus69
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the 1st movie pretty much launched the whole civic thing and im not sure but the whole 'V-Dub' thing but the only honda to ever accept performance wise is an s2k just like johnny tran
Jul 22 2013 9:14PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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vw's are most certainly not "ricers"
Jul 22 2013 9:32PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
from what ive seen they do ricey things to there cars but lets not get into another fight. i will only say that hondas are the most ricey car out there and the other japanese cars like nissan, mitsubishi, and subaru IMO arent remotely rice because they actually have high performance. but if OPs petition works 75% of newschoolers will be gone from threads
Jul 22 2013 9:37PM
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.AR6rider.
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Welp, you're fucking retarded.
Jul 22 2013 9:38PM
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Titus69
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........please explain
Jul 22 2013 9:39PM
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.AR6rider.
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"Rice" has nothing to do with any particular brand. It's just a generic term to describe cars that look blingy, flashy, etc, but have no real performance to back up the looks. It was originally most popular with Japanese cars.
Jul 22 2013 9:42PM
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.AR6rider.
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This is also fucking stupid.
Jul 22 2013 9:43PM
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.AR6rider.
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This is possibly the dumbest sentence on the first page of NSG right now.
Jul 22 2013 9:44PM
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.AR6rider.
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This doesn't even fucking make sense.
Jul 22 2013 9:45PM
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Titus69
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well i can agree with you that they can be flashy and ive come to take back my s2k comment. but i still dont get why if i see a jetta with HID lights, lowered with camber, and chrome wheels its not rice to most people but a lowered STI with chrome shiny wheels and also HID lights is considered a lot of rice to some people. well whatever i guess ill eventually be a 'ricer' to people when i get a new car
Jul 22 2013 9:48PM
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Logey.
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Lulz. I've never heard an argument saying vw is less of a performance car than Honda or Subaru or Nissan.
Jul 22 2013 9:51PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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that's funny because i've got a type r that'll roast 95% of the vehicles on the road.
Jul 22 2013 9:56PM
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Titus69
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idk much about vw because they dont appeal at all to me but i know the r32 is there highest performance car right?
Jul 22 2013 9:56PM
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Titus69
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lol forgot about acura and honda being the same and i forgot the nsx but type r's are niccee
Jul 22 2013 9:58PM
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bfulmer
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So what if they actually drive a fast car? I hate seeing an 02' civic with an axleback that sounds like a lawnmower... But when I see a Maserati cruise by making half again more noise than the little civic, it brightens my day. Is it just the noise that bothers you? Or the attitude
Jul 22 2013 10:00PM
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bfulmer
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lol vtec
Jul 22 2013 10:00PM
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Titus69
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i know i respect honda for look if the car is stock and the gas mileage but people that think v tec will win them a race are dumb
Jul 22 2013 10:02PM
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Willgum
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Ricer:
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Not ricers:
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Jul 22 2013 10:09PM
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Deluge
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yes.
Jul 22 2013 10:13PM
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Logey.
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Ermergerd don't even compare a ricer noise to the beautiful harmonic noise a super car makes.
Jul 22 2013 10:15PM
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Titus69
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agreed but still the sound of a nice exhaust on an STI gets me everytime
Jul 22 2013 10:23PM
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bananas
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just put a speed bump near your house. i know how annoying those pesky civics can be, heres mine :D Click for larger image
Jul 22 2013 10:23PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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why would you want to ban the beautiful pieces of art?
Jul 22 2013 10:28PM
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Titus69
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bitch please....idk what this style is called but its fucked
Jul 22 2013 10:31PM
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bfulmer
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you are missing my point
Jul 22 2013 10:54PM
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KimJong-Illest
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Its not the noise its just the fact that its a ricer, I love the sound of a nice car that ment to be loud, just not one that sounds like a swarm of bees roaring down the road like a civic. There is just no comparison.
Jul 22 2013 11:06PM
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KimJong-Illest
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here*
Jul 22 2013 11:07PM
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KimJong-Illest
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You sir just made my day.
Jul 22 2013 11:08PM
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1337
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hahahah oh lawd
Jul 22 2013 11:11PM
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Horsefacekillah
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for all you who don't understand the concept of a ricer let me make it clear ricers can be any car with the following mods whether its a r34 skyline gtr or a v6 mustang.
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Jul 22 2013 11:20PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
coming from a honda owner, i fucking despise kids that throw a $100 autozone fart can on their civic and think its fucking fast. they ruin it for those of us that actually have done quality work. so i guess i agree with OP in that rice cakes can burn in fucking hell.
Jul 22 2013 11:26PM
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danderson.
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Fucking signing this.
Jul 22 2013 11:31PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
what mods you got?
Jul 22 2013 11:42PM
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Gerome.
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RICE also means - Racing Inspired Cosmetic "Enhancements"
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Jul 22 2013 11:58PM
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