Two latvian look at clouds

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10/10, beautiful eastern post apocalyptic view on the class system of todays society through a separatist idealogy

Jul 21 2013 3:38PM

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jibbpeter

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NSG?

Jul 21 2013 3:42PM

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Bateman

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yes, mods move this.

knock knock

Jul 21 2013 3:48PM

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Bateman

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latvian

Jul 21 2013 4:01PM

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Bateman

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is cold. please let in. also dark.

hah good one^

Jul 21 2013 4:06PM

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Bateman

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One day Latvian boy say to father “Father, I have found good fortune for I have learn myself to read!"

Father say to son “How am I having such wonderful news?

You will get job and make us many money to buy potato!"

Then boy die in night from cholera.

All are sad.

Jul 21 2013 4:09PM

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latvian can not into ns as there is yellow, the colour of potato

Jul 21 2013 4:12PM

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Bateman

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Latvian man stare at plate full many potatoes. “Is too good be true!" he think.

Of course too good be true. Is but feverish dream cause by malnourish.

Jul 21 2013 4:14PM

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TNORTS

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Are these supposed to be funny

Jul 21 2013 9:07PM

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Haha

Jul 21 2013 9:30PM

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Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!

Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, “What is three wishes?” Latvian say, “I wish potato!” Then, POOF! Potato! Latvian so happy! “Oh! Is potato! Is potato!” say Latvian. Genii ask, “What is next wish?” Latvian is say, “I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!” POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.

Latvian man hear knock at door. "Who is it?" ask man. "Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes door-to-door" say voice. Man rejoice. "Oh! Such a blessing! This must be wonderful dream!" Latvian open door, man say "Just kidding. Is Secret Police."

Q: Why do Latvian Security Police always travel in threes?
A: One can read. One can write. One must keep watch on the two intellectuals.

Jul 21 2013 9:32PM

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i find these funny

Jul 21 2013 10:05PM

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the.hellion.

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potato, threads.

Jul 21 2013 10:21PM

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Dingo69

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Haha i love this. Its like a dolan spin off

Jul 21 2013 10:27PM

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Bateman

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no, is not funny. only sad. Also dark

Jul 22 2013 8:50AM

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Peter.

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incredible

Jul 22 2013 11:28AM

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Bateman

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not as incredible as latvian pray for months for potato. next day potato rain from sky. all village die from potato to head.

Jul 22 2013 2:02PM

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Ski_Alot

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Man goes to Lithuania because hungry, Lithuanian send him away because malnourish.

He come back to Latvia and find daughters rape, son dead.

Politburo send to gulag for leaving great country.

Such is life.

Jul 22 2013 2:07PM

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Huck_Norris

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No. Fuck dolan.

Jul 22 2013 2:10PM

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Bateman

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i lost. just like lose potato.

Jul 22 2013 4:11PM

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Jul 22 2013 4:30PM

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SterlingArcher

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Hahaha

Jul 22 2013 4:42PM

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Bateman

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potato in latvia? dont talk silly. only myth

Jul 22 2013 4:50PM

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A Latvian told me this joke once

A pregnant woman is walking down the street in the ghetto. A man appears and shoots the woman in the stomach two times. She goes to the hospital, but they couldn't remove the bullet. The woman gives birth to twins, a boy and girl, seemingly unharmed.

Five years later the mother is in the kitchen when the daughter runs up to her.
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!", the daughter cries
"What is it dear?"
"I went to the bathroom and I peed out a metal bullet"

The mother explains the situation and the daughter comes down. A few weeks later her son runs into the kitchen to his mother.

"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! You won't believe what just happened!"
"I know what happened, don't worry. Your sister peed a bullet last week. I was-"
"No, I know about that. I was jerking off and, BANG, I shot grandmother in the face"

Jul 22 2013 9:18PM

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Maturin

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slowclap.jpg, i've nearly wet myself

Jul 23 2013 12:48AM

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10/10 thread, would read again

Jul 23 2013 12:55AM

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Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian.

“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”

Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”

“Wow! You are win us,” say others.

But all are feel sad.

Jul 23 2013 1:09AM

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One day man is hear of much potato on tallest mountain in Latvia. Is very happy and is walk to mountain. When arrive, man find mountain very hard to climb and very cold. However, man is need potato so no die of malnourish. Man climb for many days, and is cold and hungry. One day man see top of mountain! Is nearly there, but suddenly is slip and fall down mountain. Man is very sad, but still needs potato. Man realizes cannot live without potato, so climb mountain again. After many days, man is reach top of mountain. There, on top of mountain, is biggest potato in all of Latvia! Man grab potato and realize that his family will no die of malnourish! Is very happy. Suddenly, man slip, fall down mountain, and break arms and legs. Man go to hospital to fix. But is no hospital in Latvia! Is actually politburo trap and potato is actually rock. Man is sent to gulag and is die of malnourish.

Is happy as struggle is finally over.

Such is life

Jul 23 2013 1:29AM

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Bateman

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but no potato only sadness

Aug 1 2013 5:14PM

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