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How often do you pros get laid?

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THUNT836
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Seriously curious, was thinking about this earlier. Do pros feed upon their female fans like musical artists, athletes, etc do or is the free skiing scene and female involvement in it too small and tight knit to allow for that sort of debauchery? Who are the pimps of the free skiing game?

Any pros or AMs with related stories feel free to post
Jul 18 2013 6:34AM
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Laurent.
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Mate, whenever a pro enters a bar the gash will form an orderly queue.

They are knee-deep in clunge wherever they go.
Jul 18 2013 6:54AM
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JAHBRADOR
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OP wants to fuck dudes.
Jul 18 2013 7:28AM
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VD.
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Some get laid more than others, think of it as a spectrum with Jon Olsson at one end, and all th other pros are staggered in descending order after that.
Jul 18 2013 7:42AM
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JAHBRADOR
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You watch to much Inbetweeners.
Jul 18 2013 7:44AM
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Mr.Bishop
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It very much depends on the pro.

Really though, its not just about being pro, most of it comes from the extreme amount of confidence that you have to possess to be a professional athlete. I mean if you're guinea pigging a 140' BC booter with a switch dub cork 10... you need to believe that you're fucking absolutely amazing. You need to believe it to the absolute core of your being, or else its completely ludicrous to even attempt most of the shit these guys do every day.

Women pick up on confidence. Any guy that walks into the bar like he owns the place seems to do quite well - especially with the bar-star type crowd. You may not form long-lasting love... but you can probably have a high success rate. Trust me - women find confidence extremely attractive, and for some reason they also seem to love that bad boy twinge to it.

Pros are confident, usually fairly wild, athletic and are famous to someone.

Might as well be sweating pheremones.
Jul 18 2013 8:22AM
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Bombogenesis
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this is a good post
Jul 18 2013 8:38AM
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skiierman
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It depends on how much Monster Energy gear they're wearing.
Jul 18 2013 8:46AM
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Stainr
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^ LOLz
Jul 18 2013 9:32AM
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THUNT836
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Caught me. Call me Jon?
Jul 18 2013 9:51AM
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iSmokeweed
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Post in ski gabber newfag
Jul 18 2013 11:29AM
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Petey.
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Jul 18 2013 11:35AM
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THUNT836
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This was a sex topic, just trying to do my part to keep the riffraff out of SG.
Jul 18 2013 12:15PM
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Sophistication.
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No, but if they're big enough you'll get 300 DOLLARS a month!
Jul 18 2013 1:03PM
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LoathesRaisins
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First post I've seen that has upvotes.
Jul 18 2013 1:33PM
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Backyard.Skier
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zing!
Jul 18 2013 3:14PM
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Dingo69
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You should be pretty confident too being one of the founders of this website. Either way you probly make more money than almost all pro skiers, so thats gotta help your confidence too.
Jul 18 2013 3:39PM
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Dunnah
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EVERYBODY IS FUCKED CUZ ALL THE GIRLS JUST WANT JOE SCHUSTER
Jul 18 2013 4:45PM
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Dingo69
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Lies
Jul 18 2013 4:50PM
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Spinoza
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What Bishop said. There's a common cause for both skill as a skier and skill as a slayer.
Jul 18 2013 6:05PM
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Jane6
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Jul 18 2013 6:29PM
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JAHBRADOR
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You have the best gifs!
Jul 18 2013 7:39PM
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Phil-X-
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Jul 18 2013 9:30PM
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BNik
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Bout tree fiddy
Jul 18 2013 10:42PM
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KJacks
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IF UR REALLY GOOD LIKE MY HERO TOM WALLISCH THEN EVERY NIGHT
Jul 18 2013 11:28PM
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RubberSoul
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a lot. my pro friends had to start doing cock pushups to bulk up and avoid injury
Jul 19 2013 12:21AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Yeah but I'm married so I'm all set up with what I need on the ladies front. ;)

Jul 24 2013 9:42AM
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Spagett+
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Ian Compton is a virgin.
Jul 24 2013 3:30PM
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Walshy
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We need to find him a woman quick
Jul 24 2013 3:37PM
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Spagett+
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NO nordica athletes are to busy training for the olympics to for women.
Jul 24 2013 3:38PM
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DGski
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we need chug life back
Jul 24 2013 3:42PM
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errrka
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yes, yes we do
Jul 24 2013 3:49PM
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Beaansss
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Henriks dreadlocks help him get all the ladies.
Jul 24 2013 4:20PM
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Rachy
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Just take the number of pros and divide by (the number of pink names times the average slut factor).
The tricky part will be figuring out that "slut factor." Some sort of survey would be needed.
Jul 24 2013 4:59PM
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act.resist
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Just ask ellie
Jul 24 2013 5:02PM
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Walshy
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Sure you are...
Jul 24 2013 5:11PM
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