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How often do you pros get laid?

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THUNT836
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Seriously curious, was thinking about this earlier. Do pros feed upon their female fans like musical artists, athletes, etc do or is the free skiing scene and female involvement in it too small and tight knit to allow for that sort of debauchery? Who are the pimps of the free skiing game?

Any pros or AMs with related stories feel free to post
12 years ago
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Laurent.
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Mate, whenever a pro enters a bar the gash will form an orderly queue.

They are knee-deep in clunge wherever they go.
12 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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OP wants to fuck dudes.
12 years ago
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VD.
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Some get laid more than others, think of it as a spectrum with Jon Olsson at one end, and all th other pros are staggered in descending order after that.
12 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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You watch to much Inbetweeners.
12 years ago
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Mr.Bishop
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It very much depends on the pro.

Really though, its not just about being pro, most of it comes from the extreme amount of confidence that you have to possess to be a professional athlete. I mean if you're guinea pigging a 140' BC booter with a switch dub cork 10... you need to believe that you're fucking absolutely amazing. You need to believe it to the absolute core of your being, or else its completely ludicrous to even attempt most of the shit these guys do every day.

Women pick up on confidence. Any guy that walks into the bar like he owns the place seems to do quite well - especially with the bar-star type crowd. You may not form long-lasting love... but you can probably have a high success rate. Trust me - women find confidence extremely attractive, and for some reason they also seem to love that bad boy twinge to it.

Pros are confident, usually fairly wild, athletic and are famous to someone.

Might as well be sweating pheremones.
12 years ago
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Bombogenesis
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this is a good post
12 years ago
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skiierman
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It depends on how much Monster Energy gear they're wearing.
12 years ago
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Stainr
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^ LOLz
12 years ago
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THUNT836
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Caught me. Call me Jon?
12 years ago
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iSmokeweed
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Post in ski gabber newfag
12 years ago
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Petey.
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12 years ago
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THUNT836
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This was a sex topic, just trying to do my part to keep the riffraff out of SG.
12 years ago
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Sophistication.
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No, but if they're big enough you'll get 300 DOLLARS a month!
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
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First post I've seen that has upvotes.
12 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
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zing!
12 years ago
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Dingo69
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You should be pretty confident too being one of the founders of this website. Either way you probly make more money than almost all pro skiers, so thats gotta help your confidence too.
12 years ago
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Dunnah
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EVERYBODY IS FUCKED CUZ ALL THE GIRLS JUST WANT JOE SCHUSTER
12 years ago
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Dingo69
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Lies
12 years ago
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Spinoza
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What Bishop said. There's a common cause for both skill as a skier and skill as a slayer.
12 years ago
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Jane6
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12 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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You have the best gifs!
12 years ago
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Phil-X-
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12 years ago
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BNik
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Bout tree fiddy
12 years ago
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KJacks
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IF UR REALLY GOOD LIKE MY HERO TOM WALLISCH THEN EVERY NIGHT
12 years ago
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RubberSoul
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a lot. my pro friends had to start doing cock pushups to bulk up and avoid injury
12 years ago
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Mr.Bishop
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Yeah but I'm married so I'm all set up with what I need on the ladies front. ;)

12 years ago
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Spagett+
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Ian Compton is a virgin.
12 years ago
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Walshy
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We need to find him a woman quick
12 years ago
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Spagett+
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NO nordica athletes are to busy training for the olympics to for women.
12 years ago
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DGski
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we need chug life back
12 years ago
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errrka
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yes, yes we do
12 years ago
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Beaansss
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Henriks dreadlocks help him get all the ladies.
12 years ago
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Rachy
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Just take the number of pros and divide by (the number of pink names times the average slut factor).
The tricky part will be figuring out that "slut factor." Some sort of survey would be needed.
12 years ago
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act.resist
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Just ask ellie
12 years ago
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Walshy
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Sure you are...
12 years ago
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