1. Gas up car
2. Buy beef jerky and beer
3. Invite 1 friend with parents gas card (works for both gas, jerky and beer)
4. Put your gear in the car
5. Drive West
6. Check snow reports along the way and stop at places that it's snowing
7. Hook up with random townie girl so you don't have to sleep in said car
8. Poach random hot tub at Motel 6
9. when money is running low start your trip back home
10. Get tested for STD's when you get back