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So I was in need of cash

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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
I wanted to get this off my chest because its been eating me up lately. Last week I got a bunch of traffic tickets that I cannot afford so I decided to rob a local convenience store. It was around midnight and I ran into the store with a bat and screamed at the old man to give me all the money in the register and he willingly did so. When I was running out of the store I knocked over an old lady, she fell and screamed so fucking loud, I felt so bad but I had to get out of there. Worst part about all of this is that I saw a camera pointing right at me and now Im freaking out. What the fuck do I do.
Jul 14 2013 9:28PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
dilate your anus.
Jul 14 2013 9:31PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
I believe you.
Jul 14 2013 9:31PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
You flee to Russia and hide in an airport.
Jul 14 2013 9:32PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
build a time machine and wear a mask next time stupid
Jul 14 2013 9:33PM
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KingTaco
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 2,829
thats fucking nuts
Jul 14 2013 9:33PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
someone find his facebook then call the cops in his town.
Jul 14 2013 9:35PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,695
1:Go to the police station and turn your enemy (or your best friend)
2:Make it rain
Jul 14 2013 9:36PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
Sorry Louise Lehmann, the Albany Police service has been dispatched to your place of residence. If you kick someone's ass the 1st day you're in jail, you less liable to become someone else's bitch.
Jul 14 2013 10:36PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
ill take a seat
Jul 14 2013 10:40PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
OP is going to take a seat, on Buba's dick.
Jul 14 2013 10:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
OP clearly just sucked a dick for $30.
Jul 14 2013 10:43PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Oh you've really gone and done it now
Jul 14 2013 10:46PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Next time don't make a thread about something that never happened... you kids fucking suck. Go back to 4chan.
Jul 14 2013 10:46PM
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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
Fucking threads
Jul 14 2013 10:57PM
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DanielPlainview
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,706
well you're going to have to kill the old man now
Jul 14 2013 10:59PM
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SkiBladeHero
Posts: 41 - Karma: 36
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Jul 14 2013 11:10PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
You are ar6
Jul 14 2013 11:12PM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
Mugs or it didn't happen
Jul 15 2013 12:39AM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
okay.....?
Jul 15 2013 11:03AM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
how much did you get?
Jul 15 2013 11:11AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Was also wondering this
Jul 15 2013 11:18AM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
We don't even need investigative police work any more... Everyone is so fucking retarded about social media that it seems like they all turn themselves in online these days. Usually see this kind of stuff on twitter though not NS
Jul 15 2013 11:40AM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
Also inb4 everyone realizes that OP's icon is a trollface and that this is a poorly fabricated lie
Jul 15 2013 11:41AM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
prepare your anus...
Jul 15 2013 11:45AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Gee, REALLY??? How long did it take you to figure that one out?
Jul 15 2013 12:01PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
As fake as your mothers slightly larger right breast.
Jul 15 2013 12:56PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
you are on a ski site with no ski mask to wear when u pull this robbery?
Jul 15 2013 2:13PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
Just saw this on the local news
Jul 15 2013 10:48PM
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B-Right-On
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Jul 16 2013 2:27AM
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Sophistication.
Posts: 665 - Karma: 352
They gon' get ya!
Jul 16 2013 2:47AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
Ill pop a squat right in here
Jul 16 2013 2:54AM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
get your shit together tyrone.
Jul 16 2013 2:58AM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2459 - Karma: 5,783
you can run but ya can't hide
Jul 16 2013 10:21AM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,752
haha 4th grade burn
Jul 16 2013 3:32PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
keep getting calls from an investigator but I've been hanging up every time, hopefully they don't show up at my house.  This is getting fucking sketchy
Jul 16 2013 8:15PM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
Dont worry if you hang up on them multiple times they'll realize you're clearly innocent
Jul 16 2013 8:34PM
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