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If you could have any useless super power what would it be? And what would be your weakness?

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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
Answer the question in the title

Mine would be I would be able to see through dirt, and my weakness would be that I would be very germaphobic
Jul 14 2013 3:15PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
i can inflate balloons, balls, and pool inflatables faster than any human being ever, my weakness is dumb summer nsg threads
Jul 14 2013 3:21PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
I would have a lightsaber dick. Weakness is accidentally and literally slaying poon. That's some of the dumbest shit I've ever come up with.
Jul 14 2013 3:33PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
The ability to heat up small amounts of water.

The inability to heat up large amounts of water.
Jul 14 2013 3:35PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
X-ray vision. My weakness would be overexposure to radiation
Jul 14 2013 3:46PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
I don't see how you can have a useless superpower.
Jul 14 2013 5:21PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
People probably wouldn't understand what a mediocrepower is
Jul 14 2013 5:27PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Go ask Aquaman how it works out for him.
Jul 14 2013 6:30PM
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sarahtumbas
Posts: 87 - Karma: 79
Super power: I can walk through anything
Weakness: sex and other human contact isn't possible
Jul 14 2013 6:43PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Power: invisibility
Weakness: only 1 half hour a day
Jul 14 2013 6:59PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,695
Power: Able to perfectly paint bedsheets
Weakness:Sneezing
Jul 14 2013 7:09PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
I wut'd so hard reading that.

I'd have the ability to make people have a slightly lowered opinion of something, but not enough to change their views on it.

My weakness would be food that looks better than it tastes.
Jul 14 2013 7:24PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,979
Be able to stop time Not able to resume it
Jul 14 2013 7:49PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,246
Power: Being able to talk to cats.
Weakness: Milk
Jul 14 2013 7:54PM
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B-Right-On
Posts: 570 - Karma: 532
Ability to do quad corks. Weakness: Gapers
Jul 14 2013 8:11PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Power : Bacon Vision
Weakness: Allergic to lettuce
Jul 14 2013 8:13PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
X-ray vision and my weakness would be penises. Definitely the dick
Jul 14 2013 8:52PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
power: lift double the weight i should be able to
weakness: recovery time is a day where i can only lift half what i should be able to :[

so once in a while i'd power through a piece of furniture or something, but then the ability would go on cooldown for a day where i'd be half as strong as normal.

also, that way if someone were to ask me to do it again to prove how strong i am, i wouldnt be able to. once a day sort of deal.

i think it's a fair trade off.
Jul 14 2013 8:58PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I've given a lot of thought to this. My super hero name would be Gravity Man and I would be able to control the forces of gravity on certain objects including myself.

This means I could float around and and jump off walls and stuff but also crush people with their own weight. It would be great for indoor areas and places that I could jump off of walls, but it would suck for open open areas with no obstacles since I wouldn't be able to change my direction too quickly if I was floating around and making huge leaps.

I would also be able to throw quads off of 15 foot kickers.
Jul 14 2013 9:33PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
This seems problematic
Jul 14 2013 10:13PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
superpower - ability to teleport

weakness - can only teleport 10 times a day and the teleportation is only accurate to a 100 foot radius





this way i cannot teleport a shit ton of times each day, and each time i teleport i risk ending up falling off of a building (if i were to teleport to the top of one) or just in general being teleported somewhere dangerous on accident.


liked the invisibility for a half hour each day one, but does that mean you turn invisible once a day for 30 minutes, or you can pick and choose your times and then you cannot once those times add up to 30 minutes? the prior would be hysterical and inconvenient, the latter would be dope.
Jul 14 2013 10:21PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Ability: Be able to fill up anyones glass/stein anywhere, with whatever drink of their choosing.
Weakness: Couldn't drink any of the things I've conjured

That way I'd be able to get consistently get my friends drunk, and just have them buy me drinks.
Jul 14 2013 10:29PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Ability, able to take pictures/videos with my eyes and store it to memory.
Weakness, No short term memory.
Jul 14 2013 10:45PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Ability: to be able to recharge the batteries of any electronic device with my mind, like a phone or computer
Weakness: it makes me hungrier and hungrier as I do it so there is a limit of recharging before I starve.
Jul 14 2013 11:08PM
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