First kiss story

my first kiss was in a mcdonalds play place when i was 3 with some girl that i hope i never find out who she is due to the chance she is a cow or ugly. not long after i had what i thought was my first kiss, it was all revealed to me by a friend's mom taking home video. i just rolled up and basically kiss raped this girl, but she was stoked.

Mine went a little like this...

wat the fuck

Mine was in 8th grade, I took my first girfriend to this baseball diamond full of dandelions after school and I had been keeping a rose wrapped in paper towl in my backpack, I pulled it out when she wasn't looking and then I just went for it. I wish I was that smooth nowadays, god damn. She turned out smokin hot too.

wow im quite impressed with NS, none of these stories ended up with someone peeing in her but. Well done

Id say I pretty much nailed a classic and cheesy first kiss. I was in the 9th grade and she was in the 8th grade, our families traveled on ski trips together and I was absolutely head over heels for her. We always ended up spending the whole day skiing together. We were riding up the lift and she asked me if i had kissed a girl before, i was super embarrassed but was honest and said no and she continued to mock me the whole ride up the chair then threw in at the very end that she hadn't kissed anyone either. She then dared me to kiss someone by the end of the day. Later that night our families had walked to a restaurant and me and her decided to ditch the dinner and go find something to do, we were outside on a pathway in the village, there was no one around and i just said fuck it went for it, she kissed me back. (really cheesy and dumb i know, but i nailed it haha)

Chick drunk as fuck... already threw up. Hot as hell. We made out. it was a 7/10 worth it.

Kissed some bitch when I was in Kindergarden and got sent home and had to come in the next day with a note apologizing to her.

* You found her

maybe if you werent such a fat fuck. it had to be said

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I think you're the one who's supposto deal with it, because you know, you're the one who's overweight, and it's your first kiss that's in question.

Gotta be safe, you never know, I heard kissing makes babies

Mine was typical door step. I was 16 and she was 15. I i walked her to the door and i remember wanting to say, "is this the part where we kiss?" (which i thought was a killer line at the time.) but my excitement turned the line into something like, " is tjebrfh kiss part thindjwhebffi???" and then i just went for it.

Fast forward 6 months and her new boyfriend had her pregnant a week after her 16th birthday and i only kissed her one time. She now is a single mom raising a kid.

Well I was 16 and me and this girl who was the first girl I had anything legit with were going to hang out and play wii or something with her younger sisters but I wanted to be alone with her so we could talk. We left her house and drove to a park, the stars were out and it was cold so I whipped out a blanket and we cuddled things started to progress and we got a little more physical. I kissed her neck ears and face and at this point we were both dying so I was about to kiss her on the lips when I realized the reason we needed to talk was so I could in essence break up with her even though I considered it a hiatus not a break up at the time. I didn't want to break up it had to do with family pressure and now that I think of it me being a bitch. Anyways I was about to kiss her and everything was perfect and I stopped and said I want to kiss you but I can't. After a bogus and confusing explanation about timing distance and my family I told her I would be pretty shallow and it wouldn't be a good thing if I kissed her... Even though I wanted her still, clearly I didn't want her enough so we talked for a bit and drove back to her house it was probably the worst drive of my life. I broke our hearts and ruined a really good innocent thing. So now...I admit I'm 17 I still haven't kissed a girl, I've had chances at parties and stuff with other girls but it never feels the same so I just push them away. I think I missed out on my last chance to have an innocent first kiss because that's not what things are really about any more. I don't feel that bad after reading how crappy some of your guys first kisses were though, maybe I'm asking for too much. Maybe I should just go kiss some girl. Moral of the story, this will sound gay as absolute fuck, follow your heart don't let any small person or thing sway you if you feel good about someone don't be a bitch and don't be afraid of the aftermath because regrets and a broken heart are worse than just a broken heart.

I was 14 on a washington d.c./new york trip with the 8th grade class. In a broadway show...let's just say south park was right.

we were on the corner of a somewhat busy road late at night. somebody from a house called the cops because they thought we were dead lying in the road or something. that sucked eggs

I was in eighth grade. This hot chick went to public school, I went to christian school across the street from her house and I knew her from church. Went over to her house for like two weeks straight so in eighth grade we were basically dating hahaa. I had never made a move on a girl before so I was about to leave and she was standing right in front of me just looking at me kinda longingly and then she grabbed my face. Then I was like oh shit I think I may be kissing a girl right now, pulled her down on top of me and starting goin in

right!

Is it bad if I'm a senior in high school and I haven't kissed a girl yet?

I'm 14 too!!!

I was in 5th grade, under a tree on a lake on a summer night. oh my fuck I was so nervous. It was like every scene in the hurtlocker

Yes you're probably a freak

I'm a senior and 18 and I haven't done shit with girls I need help yo.

find a girl you think is cute, walk up to her, start uncontrollably crying and tell her that you love her.

oooook whateever you say.

Alright sounds good i'll try that this week sometime.

I was in the 6th grade and it came out of now where. It was gym class and me and my little 6 th grade gf were being all flirty and shit waiting for our turn to go and play whatever game we were playing. I went out of the gym to get some water and on the way back she came up to me and pecked me on the lips in the middle if the hall. The only thing that I was thinking was, oh shit we r in the hall, who can see this. After a bit we went back into the gym and I was pretty stocked.

Kinda like this

I was out smoking printer paper, listening to pink floyd. this tranny came up to me and shuved his tong in my food hole.

The first one that I'd say counted (aka no spin the bottle, truth or dare shit) was the end of 8th grade. I went to my gfs house and her parents didn't speak english and looked mean as shit. We were in the basement watching something with Will Ferrel in it and I kept wanting to lean in but there was a mirror against the wall ahead of us and I could see her mum come down every like 5 minutes and stare at me. So eventually I overpassed the fear and timed it perfectly so that Momma bear wouldn't catch me on her patrol. Then walked home like a boss.

At daycare so I must have been in preschool or something. We were playing wedding, got to the kissing part, kissed her, and that was that. She turned out to be kind of a hoe in high school but she's hot. If I caused her hoeness then oops...

I was in 7th grade at a park and with this guy I had a crush on, anyways, he pecked me and I froze, then ran to the bathroom with my friends. Typical girl stuff I guess.

wait but your name is blue

I was a freshman, first party of the year. Picture half the kids there stoned/drunk and the other half totally sober. Bunch of freshman playing spin the bottle. Me and school sloot (she was drunk/ huffing whipped cream) get matched up. She comes and sits on my lap, asks me what I want Santa to get me for Christmas. I'm just like "uhhh fuck" and then she goes in for a big wet one. After 20 seconds she sits up, looks me in the eyes, says "you puckered your lips" and passed out on top of me. Awww damn.

I was at my girlfriends house freshman year hanging out with her friend and her boyfriend, who was a senior at the time. We were watching this really shitty horror movie and at one point we just made eye contact then we went in for the kiss. Lasted pretty long too.

In kindergarten/first grade it was a common thing at reccess for a mob of ranging from 3-10 girls to chase me around then tackle me and kiss me against my will. Weird times. I guess my real first kiss was end of fifth grade, my "girlfriend" and I were at her house and her friends were pressuring us to do to it so we did.

I kissed 3-4 different little "Girlfriends" in elementary school haha but those don't really count. First one that really counted I was 16 picked up this girl for a movie and ended up skipping it and made out in the back of my car. Pretty much my first real kiss and ended with road head.

We were 12. Guy asked me if he did a backflip off the kicker if I would kiss him. He backed, we kissed on the chairlift.
The dude is sponsored now. No surprise to me lol.

Cool story right

note to self, learn backflips.

>hadn't had first kiss

it must have been like 7th grade, me and this girl with the most awesome blue eyes had an awkward middle school crush thing goin on. one rainy saturday she and a couple of her friends randomly come to my house and ask me if i want to go watch some random pee wee football game at the local high school. my brain said 'fuck that its rainy and cold as shit' but my pee pee said 'hot blue eyes and her big tween titties are gonna be there'. obviously i went with my dick and went to the game.

You have a blue name what thefuck haha

Not all blue names are dudes, not all pink names are chicks.

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Some pretty jokes stories in here.

I got sloppys off my friend after the party had simmered down me and a few people cabbed home, I was wasted and just went in for it, it was like 2 second makeout.

I was in the 1st grade and our class was watching some movie and when the day was over I got up picked up my pillow, stitched out of a t-shirt with a plane on it kissed her and said goodbye. Then I proceeded to get in my parent car and told them the shit that went down.

Lies