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Speeding at Work....

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walshie
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Hey Y'all,

Driving the WRX and well my coworker was going slow maybe 15 out of the parking lot at 930pm. It was dark and the golf course is a two lane road. I passed him on the left and now over a week later I found out they are pissed that someone complained about the blue WRX. So my question is should I just go up to my boss tomorrow and be like hey, eric, Im sorry for that. It was wednesday last week. I apologize I had to get home to my sister and younger cousin who were home alone since my parents rushed my gmom to the hospital. I apologize. It won't happen again.

Or do I wait for him to stay something directly to me about it?

Thanks
12 years ago
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,798
Tell him your sister was in labour with your baby
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
Poop on all the coats.
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Obviously you should step up and admit fault for what you did.
12 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Man up and tell him, but don't use that lame ass excuse lol
12 years ago
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
dont use an excuse. just say you did it. and it wont happen again. and do it asap. dont let it get drawn out any further, will only get worse
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
Just walk in with a dildo, anywhere from 5 feet to an 8 footer, if you have it. Slap him across the face, urinate on his shoes, and sodomize him
12 years ago
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Don't say shit until he asks... how fucking stupid are you?
12 years ago
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,552
agree with skiierman fuck your boss he was going 15 and you were just trying to whip
12 years ago
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,259
That doesn't really sound like a big deal. Just be quiet and let it blow over.
12 years ago
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,395
Were you at 3.5 revs in fourth, just cruisin. Going 100?
12 years ago
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JAHpow
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Lost
12 years ago
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Haha I remember that thread. Is this the same kid? What a fucking retard.
12 years ago
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,966
Who the hell complains that someone passed them on a road.

"Officer I would like to report someone"
"Ok for what?"
"I was going 15 in a 30 zone and they passed me going 30. his license plate is ABC456"
"Dear God, I will sent out a hunt for this fucker immediately"
12 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,653
Chances are you boss thinks the complaint is fucking stupid too. No chance they'll fire you or anything over it, so yeah, just tell him. He probably knows who drives the blue subie anyway, so if you just come forward, it will go away faster. Not to mention it saves face for you, your boss, and the company.
12 years ago
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Steal coworkers car with forklift.
Claim incident never happened because she/he never had a car.
Scrap/Sell stolen car.
Profit
12 years ago
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
I would just lay low. I doubt youll get canned
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
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big fucking deal
12 years ago
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mowglii
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haha also the same kid who needed to hire an escort and fly them out for his dads party
12 years ago
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
The way I see it, it sounds like it happened after work as you were leaving. If you aren't on the clock, they shouldn't be able to do shit about it besides maybe telling you not to do it. You are on a public road on your own time at that point.
12 years ago
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
I work for a Parks and Rec department, so we get old police cruisers. I drive a 1999 Ford Crown Vic with a V8 SOHC (i think thats what its called) and I haul ass wherever I go with it, even with younger coworkers in the car. I know my bosses haul ass in them too so they can't really yell at me haha
/claim
12 years ago
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
how powerful are those puppies?
12 years ago
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hippy.
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Click for larger image
12 years ago
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DockEllis
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 1,745
Spray paint your Subaru a different color. Problem solved.
12 years ago
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
If you tap the pedal quick, you'll spin. Fucking powerful. I accidentally do burnouts all the time pulling out on gravel. I don't have any figures for you, sorry.

Supposedly they're easy as hell to out run on bikes, but I wouldn't recommend running from one in a car that's still stock.

my guide for running from cops:
on bike - yes
from crown vic - if on bike or souped up car
from charger - hell no
from caprice - definitely not
12 years ago
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alex=
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by the way, for clarification I mean crotchrockets when I saw bikes
12 years ago
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Petey.
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The fact that something like this even got brought up at all after the fact makes me think that you should just ask your coworker why he's such a bitch
12 years ago
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